David Birungi
@dabirungi
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Energy, now Telecom | Tutor @CIPR_Global | Gag Reel | Rule of Law
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On Moody's rating and private gain. What would you rather have?
Earnings on govt bonds
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A leaner, efficient govt
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Twala Eli olugezigezi
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HAPPENING NOW: Police driver
@PoliceUg
was trying to chase pedestrians off the walk way. He fell into a ditch (manhole- he broke the cover). He will need a winch to get out. God or Karma?
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Nange ndi muntu! Ntendewalirwaaa. This was supposed to reach office. 😕
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We
@UmemeLtd
are aware of the nationwide power outage happening now. We are working with our partners
@uetcl
and
@UegclOfficial
upstream to resolve the matter.
All inconveniences are regretted.
@nyamadon
@lindahNabusayi
@KagutaMuseveni
@ntvuganda
@nbstv
@ubctvuganda
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Money can make us do things. Last night, I was a curtain raiser! Maiden stand up comedy.
Eat what's left of your money.
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You have seen just a picture of 4 LCs valued, say UGX2.5bn, and you are making noise.
That's why we need UGX35bn to change your mindset.
Pictures are very powerful.
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Dear Hon
@PNyamutoro
Congratulations on your appointment.
My name is David Birungi. Among many things, I write speeches for a living. I also share my skills with
@CIPR_Global
students in the region.
#Netezze
.
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Social security ain't what NSSF pays u when u retire. It is the society you retire into.
If, during our active work life, we rob them of social services, it won't matter if our benefits are taxed on not. We will retire to a robbed, deprived, angry society.
Let that sink in.
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Which dog was behind the lens?
I come in peace.
If you have failed to find love in human beings, get dogs.
They have the purest love and unconditional loyalty 🤍🤍🤍.
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Good morning, Bazukulu.
1,978,547.
The total number of
@nssfug
Savers. 83% of whom have less than UGX10M in savings.
Our economy is about $44bn.
PAYE remains the biggest tax head.
Use this information the way you want.
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" I wish you'll be treated unfairly so that you know the value of justice" - Justice John Roberts, 2017, Cardigan USA
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Komla Dumor(RIP) would not give that fake prophet a platform.
You are the reigning Award winner.
Get us the stories that matter as you munch away.
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He tells me he gave a TV interview about his 4 Agg.
Me: Congratulations, you have earned it.
Let me load the 4G bundles for this famed TV interview
#PLE2022
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Please don't go with your original ID to Nyege Nyege.
You will need it to replace your stolen SIM and phone.
Oba njogedde late?
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#DBSignsOut
@UmemeLtd
My long tour of duty at Umeme is coming to an end. I have been privileged to captain teams in Operations, research, Communications, stakeholder Mgt, and all media management especially
#Digital
Grateful for the opportunity.
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@Sudhirntv
Sudhir,
This is misrepresentation of facts.
They won't stop working.
I wrote about this in 2018.
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The Heroes of the City:
Risking it all to power us all.
@UmemeLtd
team. Because Mukono must be lit tonight.
@OfwonoOpondo
@RedPepperUG
@nyamadon
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@cobbo3
Shouldn't this car be classified in the same lot as the RPG, for its role in unending wars across Africa?
Also, a Toyota.
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You can tear each other all you want, remember, you are all one medical bill away from urban poverty.
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If you are looking for Wednesday motivation, start with this story from Nyakibale, Rukungiri via
@newvisionwire
@Rwakakamba
@rkabushenga
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We told you to buy car 🗑 to save the environment. You refused.
Now Katonga Bridge has been damaged.
You ingrates!
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JUST IN
@UmemeLtd
just won the
@SAP
GOLD Award for Fast Delivery of SAP implementation in the EMEA market.
Presented to our CIO Mr. Roger Bentley and Project Manager Ms Amelo Ejalu.
Congratulations team.
@DailyMonitor
@niyimic
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The
@Airtel_Ug
#AirtelUgandaAGM2023
Done.
- Customers up 7.5%
- Data Customers up 19.6%
- Rev up 11.5%
- EBITDA up 3.4%
- PAT down 8.8%
- EPS UGX 7.4/-
- Presentation
Ebisigadde bya after Easter Monday.
Thank you so much.
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For a full piece on these lessons and more, read the full article here:
Thank you.
#DBSignsOut
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Imagine if All essential workers NIN were submitted to Ministry of works. All
@PoliceUg
would need is an API on their mobile phones to scan and read.
@akajosh1
mukoraki?
@sebsronnie
@Samwyri
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Who of the 2 would be fined by
@PoliceUg
?
1. The Bodaboda - for riding on the road shoulders.
2. The cameraman - for using the phone while driving?
Retweet for 1
Like for 2
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"Learners are safer at school, not at home".- Filbert Baguma UNATU General Secretary on
@ntvuganda
#NTVOnTheSpot
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I'm tired of pretending. How does
@RadioOneFM90
and
@AkabooziFm
collect and display Traffic updates?
I now listen to hear when they get it wrong, they don't.
The reporting diameter is nearly 8-9Kms for each reporter.
@jptorach
@rs1elvis
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"Wanume Abdallah, 26" was driving the Sino Truck, killing 3 instantly.
If you look closely under his driving permit:
1. He paid ALL his EPS fines well.
2-got his driver's permit in 20mins at UDLS.
We're solving the wrong problem.
@PoliceUg
@FNampiima
@Akeda4
@Samwyri
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In today's
@DailyMonitor
I ask what UNECL' electricity service promise shall be.
The time to set the goal is now.
@ERA_Uganda
@SMuyita
@MEMD_Uganda
@rggoobi
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Umeme knows them all. Give them the deal.
Yes, am biased.
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Monthly Reminder.
@Makerere
, among Africa's best Universities, and with an acclaimed Sch of Computing, is still not able to teach and assess students online.
It's closed.
#WearAMask
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@kadobamosesUG
@Airtel_Ug
@LillyAjarova
And when
@UmemeLtd
behaves. This is the look and feel.
Give
@Airtel_Ug
all the money for
#iconic
branding.
@GCICUganda
@UgTourismBoard
#NAMSummitUg2024
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Fiscal discipline doesn't start and end with a good Finance Minister.
Let that sink in.
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@ChrisObore1
Chief, Learning (and its supervision) doesn't stop.
Should PhD/Masters students under supervision not be paid for the work they do?
Medical interns are not being paid for being interns, but for the work they do!
Next you're going to say we don't pay chefs because they eat?
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Google has set up in Nairobi.
It's first Product Development Centre in Africa.
Happy birthday indeed.
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Someone thank
@JudiciaryUG
Driver UG 0774J for, unlike most GOU drivers, behaving well as expected.
#StayInYourLane
@Akeda4
@drwatooro
@PoliceUg
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Even with verification ticks, a lot of disinformation was happening.
I can't forget Ugaman with minions on a gig to bring down our central bank.
Now, they can pay $8 for such atrocious foolery.
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We were busy feeling sorry for
@PoliceUg
then this UP 5632 lorry decided to block oncoming traffic.
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UKRAINE:
A protest vote or a genuine belief that this 41yo comedian is the best CiC?
Let's stop being dismissive. A protest vote could change a country. Uganda isn't immune.
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So far, only Kku Bbiri to Bwaise doesn't have a Stabex (yet).
Only NUP offices can confuse you.
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You probably have never seen his face on
@ntvuganda
.
#Ntvakawungezi
#williamskato
that was powerful storytelling about school feeding and its impact on learning.
@qataharraymond
Extend my gratitude to him. We appreciate.
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The new police Uniform. Two unsaid issues remain:
1. Kampala is a dusty City with unpaved roads. White was difficult to maintain.
2.
@PoliceUg
welfare issues. Our men&women in uniform need a living wage. To afford soap to wash whichever color.
@AKasingye
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@PoliceUg
@FNampiima
The traffic lights and the traffic policeman, when in conflict, who should I obey?
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Today, I wrote some English in
@newvisionwire
.
It's about how being connected costs money and how we can reduce this cost.
@UCC_ED
@UCC_Official
@Airtel_Ug
@mtnug
@Opiaiya
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Unpopular opinion:
If we cared, we would build a minimum of 2 other Ntare Schools.
The league is for the visuals.
It's been 66 years since, half of them under our stewardship.
Now maul me.
@TheMutaD
@Kahurubukawanda
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@CanaryMugume
Bad as it is, putting
@AKasingye
on the spot is like asking you to account for the endless typos at NBS.
A good investigative piece can unmask the officers who did it.
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Shortly, I will be joining
@consolaten
on the
@CapitalFMUganda
#AmToPM
show to invite you to the
#KabakaAt68
@Airtel_Ug
Birthday Run on Sunday 16th April 2023
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The benefits of intentional Digital Financial Literacy can't be privatized. We all benefit.
How can that be funded?
@newvisionwire
@BOU_Official
@fsduganda
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@qataharraymond
Please guard those reels very well. Book makers on the fence.
Also, pay taxes.
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@AHMEDAYUB1
That gentleman amazes me.
Without a fuss, he allowed me and our team to use his property to test Yaka prepaid service before roll out.
Humbled me.
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@AKasingye
No amount of sirens will fix mass transportation in the metropolitan area. That's a cellotape solution. We are headed for gridlock.
In the next phase, the convoy groups will draw guns at each other and we will be watching with glee.
You can mark this tweet.
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It's 4:00PM. Pens down. This is the day that we draw the curtain on the
@Airtel_Ug
#AirtelIPO
.
This closure marks the start of another journey for this business I'm happy to work for.
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Class of 1995, the Airtel IPO is here! Let's leave something for the next generation
@UGIndependent
@Jadwong
@USEUganda
@CmaUganda
@CrestedCapital
#AirtelIPO
#InvestinUganda
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Telemedicine for you:
One picture (of the prescription form)
3 WhatsApp chat lines
2 Phone calls(Relaying of Dosage NOT hig-haga+"I'm outside the gate")
1 Momo Payment
Meds in my hands.
ALL under 46 minutes.
Thank you
@RocketHealthUG
@TMCGLtd
@Davisthedoc
@drjohnmark_b
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Bad Behaviour is highly contagious.
17:10hrs (peak timeAll traffic stopped until
@OkothOchola1
has passed. This is near his village.
Mutuffuze bubi namwe mulimba!
@AKasingye
@FNampiima
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@assempebwa
This is diversionary. A very different problem. A permit is just a revenue point. Nothing to do with discipline and safety.
How many traffic offences are committed by people carrying Valid driving permits?
@FNampiima
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COMING UP: At the top of the hour, I will be on
@bbstvug
Live talking about why
@Airtel_Ug
partners with
@BugandaOfficial
#Masaza
Cup and
#KabakaBirthDayRun
.
#AirtelCares
.
Tune in.
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The Matriarch.
You listen to the evening news and summarise for her....including where the PM Cosmas Adyebo was and what he said (if at all).
To many more
#HappyMotherDay
mom.
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EARLIER TODAY:
I was privileged to moderate a Stakeholders' panel discussion hosted by
@airtelmoneyug
The panelists (i acknowledge the gender imbalance) were:
#DennisMusinguzi
from
@mtnug
@japhetaritho
MD AMCUL,
#Andrewkawere
, Dir National Payt Systems
@BOU_Official
1/n
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@PSF_Uganda
ED Mr Gideon Badagawa to
@SamsonKasumba
on
@nbstv
"As private sector we are not complaining about the reliability of Electricity. Govt has put in place required infrastructure"
#PSFUEcon2020
@UmemeLtd
@uetcl
@UegclOfficial
@Jude_Mugabi
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Hon
@norbertmao
@Mapenduzi_Ojara
@choowilly
Gulu is home. We have moved our
@Airtel_Ug
service centre to a more spacious and customer friendly space.
Located on Coronation Street, Stanbic Building opposite Shell.
#AReasonToImagine
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Check in Tweet
@PyeparFaisal
@Airtel_Ug
#2023
is in the books.
Banange muguleyo ka
#FreakyFriday
.
Ebisadde bya Monday very early morning.
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China's BRI is not a model as seen by African Autocrats. It is pragmatism. Got this because i follow
@cobbo3
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Dear
@mtnug
kindly disable this caned SMS, at least for January.
Mwagala kutukutula emitiima? "Yello. You have received..." Left my palms sweaty😔😔
Thank you.
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1. Bet on a young person.
I am indebted to the people who took bets on me. I hope you won
@henruga
@KiberuJimmy
Eng. George Kintu and many more.
To the young person reading this: Go all out. If you fall, like you most likely will, fall forward.
@FEngole
#DBSignsOut
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Dear
@KagutaMuseveni
it's not impossible to stop ALL driving, retest all drivers, implement demerit system and STOP the pandemic of road accidents.
Abantu bahwaho!
The toxic revenue from
@PoliceUg
EPS can't compensate the country's loss.
@MoWT_Uganda
@GenWamala
@sussiekats
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A govt official, late for 50mins for a meeting, agenda adjusted for his late coming......
He starts off "I welcome you ladies and gentlemen...."
#MeetingsUG
@skaheru
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@AKasingye
@annkugonza
@PoliceUg
Does Police use eye witness accounts in keeping law and order?
Can a motorist contest a traffic offence where there's no video?
Does this help to show that driving on the pavement is an inconvenience to pedestrians?
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The only thing we need to build now, not a brick and mortar fortress, is a NEW value system.
The one we currently have can't build anything, not even in Mongolia.
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@SimonKaggwaNjal
@UNRA_UG
Have you driven through Ibanda Urban roads? Probably in the same state as Nakawuka. All out of UNRA jurisdiction.
If UNRA hadn't built that trunk road, these would have been your options:
Kla-Mbarara(265km)+Ibanda(100km)
Kla-Fort(300km)+Kamweng(60)+Ibanda(45km).
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You've just lamented
Ugandans should stop reading the Book of Lamentations only and start reading the Book of Revelations. The problems of Uganda have been adequately explained. What is left is to tackle them. Uganda needs a Leader not a Chief Mourner! Leaders have a plan. Mourners express pain!
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