Simon Kaggwa Njala
@SimonKaggwaNjal
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Doing everything with an X-factor. #NBSMorningBreeze #CorporatePRstrategist #EventsMC #VeryProudCatholic | #Conferencemoderator #Farmer
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Whoever is doing memes on me, God is watching.
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But seriously, this was ten years ago! Boy child has suffered.
Uganda's most popular interview
A Journalist asks a person about their sexuality.
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Ok!
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This is shocking. Kenyans have internet on the eve of elections.
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Village life is better than town life. Discuss!
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If poisoned Ugandans met somewhere in heaven, they’d form a big choir similar to the one that sings on Martyrs’ day at Namugongo. We have ignored the poisoning phenomena either deliberately or out of fear. It’s really painful. My thoughts to the bereaved families.
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I met these tourists this morning in Kampala. They’ve cycled the continent from Egypt all the way through Ethiopia to here. Our meeting was prompted by the popular meme, “why are you gay?”
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I planted this mango in the second week of lockdown.
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Here’s
@HardwareWorldUG
’s star of the year! The concrete mixer driver who saved passengers in a taxi that was stuck in the Northern bypass floods. John Nicholas Lubega deserves a pat on the back from
@UNRA_UG
@KCCAUG
and everyone who cares.
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I found this guy at Abaita-ababiri this morning. Incredible memories.
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Why is nobody taking credit for this photo? It’s a masterpiece that summarizes the whole story.
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Naye mmwe! Njala alya bulungi. Laba stock! Catholic, beautiful, industrious & resilient. Two decades and still going. They call her Maama Busiro. Yampa Range Rover gyebayita Heart. Bye!
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Teso honors
@HEBobiwine
with a heroes royal regalia at the send off of Emorimor. I see restless souls from the State. Remember government footed the burial bills. Kaweddemu.
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Swapping looks as we celebrate 20 solid years of matrimonial commitments. Our love journey is woven in a story.
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Some Nigerian fellow is inviting me on an all expenses paid holiday trip. Mbu his friends want to see the face behind the Why are you gay meme. Sound like a scam! Oba bagala kidney yange?
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The hit maker in this entire
#UgandaHealthExhibition
is my friend
@HuduHussein
. He’s about to share a photo of himself pushing a baby.
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How can I trace this man? I have a special reward for him. He has ably represented all Dads. There’s a whole difference in being a father and a Dad. Fathers are sperm donors. Dads are carers. You can be both or choose to be one.
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You block roads in Kampala endlessly during rush hour because the President is moving from Entebbe. Traffic is eased after 7pm when it’s curfew time and you start impounding Bodas and beating up passengers? Naye Uganda!!!!!!!!
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This evening, while walking around Acacia Mall, a drone stopped by and four well built men stepped out to greet me. They said they love
@nbstv
. I’m still coming to terms with that moment.
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Sienta has overtaken a V8 on the Expressway and I saw the driver very excited.
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These kids who confronted their Dad for texting another woman are spoilt. I blame their Dad for allowing that nonsense to happen.
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Can
@PoliceUg
show us the wreckage of the ministry of Defence vehicle that collided with Pius’s Mercedes Benz? I stopped at the accident spot this morning and I was left baffled.
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Manchester United will be among the top four. Arsenal will finish 7th. Mark this tweet.
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Imagine hosting the Archbishop at home! This has been my year 2021!
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A moment with boss lady, the farm manager as we celebrated her +1 today. She’s a true embodiment of her Dad. We’re both peaceful and charming.
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If you ordered for chicken and chips around Bukoto-Kisaasi, your Boda guy UFU 97.. is bringing it shortly. He’s here picking it with bare hands from the tarmac where it had all scattered after a small accident. He’s coming.
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Hooray, 19 years of affection and still counting. We praise the Lord!!!!
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Minister Nakiwala storms out of Lubaga Cathedral as
@HEBobiwine
gets to the podium to speak.
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Beti Kamya should be taught emotional intelligence. You don’t condemn cannibalism in a meeting of night dancers.
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Our tour of duty started today with a very captivating sacrifice of mass at Ndejje Parish!
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Today is historic! My son will be among the 19 young men ordained at Lubaga Cathedral. I’m on cloud nine!!!!!
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What am I doing here today?
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Hooray, I’m +1! Make some noise, make some noise for Teacher Jane’s last born! The grace and goodness of God has followed me through the years. A whirlwind journey that has defined who I’m today. You get to value life as you age. Keep me in your prayers always. I’m excited.
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Dear Lord, When will this interview rest?
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To my prolific brother & comrade
@HEBobiwine
,
It’s inappropriate to ridicule the headmaster of SMACK before kids & parents. There are a number of foras like SMACKOBA where such thorny issues can be addressed.
You left the poor brother undressed & a subject of public derision.
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Government is like a spoilt boarding kid who eats all his pocket money in the first week of school & then borrows from everyone including the Askari.
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Can someone share photos of Kayunga victory celebrations? I want to show my children what democracy means. They think democracy comes with Mambas, bloodshed & ballot stuffing.
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Well
@DStvUganda
, it was nice subscribing to your services for a painful 12 years. Your intermittent upward rate reviews, incompatible with your services, cannot keep us together. Enjoy other subscribers.
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Naye lumu nja kusanga ka spire mu corridor nkalye blow!
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Ssebo Mr
@PatriqKanyomozi
, I’m happy to inform you that our board of Directors of
@HardwareWorldUG
has offered cement to our celebrated star Jjemba & we look forward to the day he will come to pick his truckload. Happy New Year!
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Dear minister, your bodyguards and driver are hungry and yawning here at Sheraton. I found them here at 1pm & they haven’t moved an inch as u eat your lunch with friends.
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If you’re the owner of a sleek Range Rover UBM…T, your driver is very kind. After dropping you off at the airport, he’s picking passengers on the way to Kampala. He too needs survival in your absence. Safe travels.
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How, where, why and when did Ugandans become a toxic people?
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This is Police n’omuntu wawansi. I’d gladly submit to her arrest.
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I’ve spoken lengthily with my brother
@HEBobiwine
over his SMACK salvo. I’ve spoken to the sch mgt too about the matter. Bobi is really passionate about the school & is yearning for better. I feel his pain. There’s need for an amicable settlement of the matter. It’s regrettable.
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I'm in some restaurant along Ebb rd having lunch. A few minutes ago, two men came aboard a drone to have lunch. When they packed everyone scampered for dear life. Seven customers abandoned their food. The men could not stand the embarrassment and they left. Tough times!
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Why are spaces clean as we mourn Ssemogerere? I thought toxicity towards the dead and bereaved had become a new normal. Some lessons here.
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Oulanyah’s final resting place. After all the pomp & glamour in his funeral, this is it.
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Why are we making democracy an ass in Uganda?
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Dear
@PoliceUg
@UPDFspokespersn
please keep up the beating. Ensure that every Ugandan is beaten. Soon there will be no one left to beat and you'll beat yourselves. For now, enjoy the beating while it lasts. Beat!
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A certain minister is stuck with 300 stolen iron sheets in her compound in Kiwanga Bweyogerere. Another one deroofed her housing units yesterday.
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Ok guys, let's get back to work. We give memes a break.
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Only the executive is now functioning. Other arms are off to America to check on a patient. My country is a joke.
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#Sheerdishonesty
People who argue publicly that Uganda is safe can barely move without security. People who are lyrical about Uganda’s healthcare system are treated abroad. The people praising our education system have their kids in international schools.
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On my way home this afternoon, I found these swans staging a roadblock in the middle of the road at Kajjansi. These birds used to enjoy swimming in a small lake that was nearby. It was removed by Chinese in the name of building the Ebb Expressway.
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High end shopping in Uganda is so scammy. Imagine I needed a battery, some Muyindi at Garden city was selling at 200k, someone online was offering at 160k. Some Good Samaritan led me to Mutaasa Kafeero. Guess the price? 60k!!!!!
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Uganda has launched a satellite. What are the details? What does it do? Who invented it? Where’s it going? Who is the pilot? How much did it cost?
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A big irony here: Police officers who spent eight months or less in training have made medics who spent six years in school kneel down as a punishment for asking what is duly theirs. Eno Uganda.....
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Did Buganda ever claim entitlement for any top job in government? Bakiga say the office of governor should be theirs after the demise of Mutebile, the Acholi claim the speakership should swing towards them again. Isn’t Buganda wishing for a share of the national cake?
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What is the name of this stadium?
Installation of stadium turf in progress....For God and My Country
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More than 6000 bodabodas impounded in three days of the
@PoliceUg
swoop. Remember this sector is dominated by youths who live hand to mouth. So in three days 6k youths have been rendered jobless. What does this mean?
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I haven’t seen anyone quote what MK said in Teso region besides praising the crowds. What message did he deliver?
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Where’s equity?
@PoliceUg
raids bars, arrests revellers.
@NRMOnline
throws a big bash in a bar to welcome back
@JChameleone
to their fold and hand him a sleek Range Rover. In a BAR around Lugogo. When will this disingenuousness end? Open all bars & let people do business fairly.
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96 & still counting! We praise the Lord for the life of this phenomenon.
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This cult could turn out to be the worst thing that ever happened to Uganda’s politics.
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Ok, if this is where we have reached, I'll take it. But people, ok nice weekend.
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When you look at Ongwen in Netherlands, you get tempted to engage in war crimes. Dude looks good in prison.
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Good morning country folks. Don’t forget; Uganda has no Central Bank Governor and, Nandutu is a minister. Good day!
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Who baked cake at the Royal Wedding? Who decorated? Who designed the Queen & the King? At least we know who presided over their vows. These details are important.
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At this rate, Alien Skin might be invited to a state dinner.
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Well, that was
#NbsFrontline
. I’m yours truly
#Kabakanjagala
#Kagunjala
#Kabwakanjala
. Thanks to my team behind the scenes. How was the turbulent flight?
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Let us for once resolve the dispute over Presidential elections by allowing each party to post their results per district without any prohibition. Let the
@UgandaEC
also demonstrate in detail how they arrived at the final percentage.
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Germany’s new cabinet has sixteen ministers. Use this information as you want.
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For the stellar job you performed as LOP with a clear mind in the most turbulent and unpredictable times, we salute you! Thank you
@MathiasMpuuga
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We cut down hectares of forests that had unique tree species in Kalangala. We gave land to BIDCO for a song to grow ebinazi under the pretext of saving us from importing soap & cooking oil at exorbitant prices. Now a bar of soap has peaked at 9k.
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I’m compelled not to dignify this buffoonery with a response. This is the real salvador. Emptiness at its best.
Parents, be careful the names you give your children. Case in point this old man who is always hungry for attention, I even regret buying for you those 2 sticks of pork at Ssebutinde pork joint in Entebbe 😡.. let the man Rest In Peace
#RIPOulanyah
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Well, I have been flooded with inbox messages asking for the contact of John, the
@HardwareWorldUG
concrete truck driver who saved flood hit passengers. With his permission, I share the number. +256 701 288 862.
This concrete truck driver is the HERO of the year!. You don't have to have been to Luweero Bushes.
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Daughters who resemble their Dads will be having a special meeting soon.
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Oba Ham is lucky? When he wanted to build a mall, ParkYard burnt itself. When he purportedly built in a road reserve at Makerere,
@MakerereU
demolished their fence to save his building. He also razed down a historic stadium. Now look he's won a multi-billion case. Back to my bed.
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