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Co-founder @fastlane_media | Interests:- PR,New media,Regulation,Finance,Economy,Trade,Data,Social Justice,Infrastructure,Policy,Climate | Dale Carnegie student
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“There is nothing that can take the pain away. But eventually you will find a way to live with it. There will be nightmares. And every day when you wake up, it will be the first thing you think about. Until one day, it will be the second thing.” - Raymond Reddington
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I thought that was a radio frequency
Guys I just lost a whole fuckin 3 kilos ... I pray to God that i never find them again.. 🙌
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I hope my bedroom is seeing what other bedrooms are doing
I turned my bedroom upside down looking for my National ID and... 😭
Lo and behold, the 150k I lost two months ago. Is it still valid currency?😂 I want to pay Skylar's tuition at some international school, buy some Uber and Jumia shares and all that rich people stuff. Wow!
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Let's agree it's okay to post photos with no captions
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Beyoncé might soon learn that she’s not even the real Beyoncé
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When the taxi conductor says “Muziwereze” & your friend in the back seat promised to pay your fare
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No. Because of Vasco Da Gama.
You are supporting Portugal because of Cristiano Ronaldo. Right?
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S/o to you if you had to deal with a bank teller this morning 😂
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When you sent a text to your crush & realise it wasn't a wise idea
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Break time
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I want to look at someone the way Kabuura looks at Flavia
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HERE WE GO!
Cheptegei will win gold at the next Olympics. Mark this tweet.
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Happy to report that Arianna has been found. 🙏🏿
🚨 This little girl has gone missing from her family. If you have any info on her whereabouts, please contact her family. (Contact in screenshot)
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Me at 43 rushing to get my mom’s purse so that she can give me money to go to Kush:
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How Arsenal will be receiving their Super League scores
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Professional footballers before taking a free kick
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With the interest, we can compute the balance 🏃🏿♂️
Woke up to this. Thank you NSSF. Naye lwaki temumpa ku sente zange nenkozesaako nga sinnafa. Abasika nga tebeeyanza!
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When you see a Budonian in the bar doing shaku shaku instead of Jubileewo dance
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When the SMS alert reads "Mtn Senkyu points" instead of "You have received..." on a Friday
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The good thing about this screenshot is that foreigners will think our currency has value
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What of Norbert Mao who already has Norbert Mao’s Intelligence?
If Bobi Wine had Norbert Mao's intelligence, he would become Uganda's greatest president ever.
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“A big story but not a scandal” - What an intro by Kabuura
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🚨 This little girl has gone missing from her family. If you have any info on her whereabouts, please contact her family. (Contact in screenshot)
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When you ask a Liverpool fan about the Barca game
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When the barber did a short course in web development
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Convincing someone’s daughter that we shall build each other
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Which season?
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It is a huge disservice for
@ntvuganda
to bring Anite to debate Hon. Ssemujju or Mpuuga. We deserve better.
#NTVOnTheSpot
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Maria Antoinette is that you?
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I remember how Macos guys would arrive one by one in different taxis for rugby games. Congs bambi.
For games, we shall be reaching a little earlier than before now that we have this.😍😍
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People who are on the road surprised to see others on the road too & complaining 😂
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Christian Meier, is a Peruvian actor and singer in Latin America, the US Hispanic market, and around the Spanish speaking world best known for his role as SANTOS TORREALBA in 2005 Columbian telenovela - La Tormenta.
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Uganda in lockdown but still allowing truck drivers
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All food + pasted beef with avocado 😃
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Just In Case You Missed It!!
It’s a what????? It’s a Frrriiiddddaaayyyyyyy
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Did you know that your phone could last more than 48 hours without charge?
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On this day, exactly 4 years ago........
Cheptegei will win gold at the next Olympics. Mark this tweet.
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Sudhir Byaruhanga was Daily Monitor’s trusted source
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Uganda Athletics Federation budget for the year is UGX 3.73 Billion of which only UGX 2 Billion is from government. In the 2020/21 budget,State House received an initial sum of UGX 410 billion which was later revised to UGX 861 billion -an average of about UGX 71 Billion monthly.
I congratulate Peruth Chemutai upon winning gold in the women’s 3000m steeplechase at the Olympic Games in Tokyo and becoming the first Ugandan woman to do so. The country is extremely proud of you. Kongoi!
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When you’ve left home and you’re not sure if you switched off the flat iron
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“Since you’re reading newspapers, can I change the Tv channel from news to a movie?”
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Dear God, is it because I use mobile banking?
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Do the men ever think of the embarrassment they cause to their families?
Girls who date married men,do u ever sit down and think damn am hurting his family and a fellow lady?
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Safe Boda marketing team is working hard but the riders are working twice as hard to undo their hard work
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PHEW!!!! Thank God. I thought you meant Avocado 🥑
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My avocado guy talks to me like he’s selling to me weed: “Leero ninayo ebika”
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You don’t have to prove anything to Internet strangers
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Thought one of the objectives of revival of this airline was to promote Uganda as a tourist destination but here we are telling the world, there’s no place like Nairobi
Ready to fly with us on our maiden flights? Well, pack your bags Uganda; for we are heading to Nairobi.
#FlyUgandaAirlines
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The guy with the biggest song in Africa 🌍 atm
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Cheptegei joins the exclusive league of Haile Gebrselassie, Kenenisa Bekele & Mo Farah - the only humans to have won back-to-back world 10,000m championships.
🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬
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Ugandans: “On a yatch. In Dubai. In a thong.”
UAE Authorities:
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What’s your take on The Beat being at the same time as NBS Live @ 5 every weekday?
What’s your take on
@b2centug
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@JKanyomozi
having their concerts on the same dates . Blessing , tragedy or Doesn’t matter ?
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100ml of spirit is not equal to 100mg of spirit. The average density of UG Pineapple is 0.9537g/ml. This means that if the pack is 97g & weight of the satchet is 2g then the volume of liquid in the sachet is 99.6ml
Net weight= 97g - 2g = 95g
Net volume = 95g ➗ 0.9537 = 99.6ml
The sachet says 100ml but weighing scale says 97ml. I don't know who to believe. Uganda Bureau of Standards wake up! We're being created
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Can your cultural leader even? You don’t need to explain
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I don’t think this is how it works but what do I know?
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What if you didn’t steal this tweet? 🤔
What if Andrew Kabuura's shoe is the Malaysia Plane MH370 that disappeared on 8th March 2014😂
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Don’t tell me social media activism doesn’t work 😂
The International Monetary Fund (IMF) Executive Board is set to delay its approval to disburse KSh28.7 billion loan to Kenya.
~ Citizen Digital
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Melbourne 2006: Boniface Kiprop 🇺🇬
Delhi 2010: Moses Kipsiro 🇺🇬
Glasgow 2014: Moses Kipsiro 🇺🇬
Gold Coast 2018: Joshua Cheptegei 🇺🇬
Birmingham 2022: Jacob Kiplimo 🇺🇬
Uganda ruling the men’s 10,000m at the
#CommonwealthGames
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This guy just bought a chic a Heineken & told her “Don’t gallop, sip”. The economy. 🤣🤣🤣
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Parliament trying to stop Nyege Nyege has united both the regime apologists and the oppressed. Rare occurrence. Maybe it is the healing the nation needs.
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Capital FM will run that “Fresh Hits for Kampala” bite & then play Beenie Man’s King of the Dancehall immediately after
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Self isolation for 14 days
Returned home after a fruitful meeting with His excellence John Pombe Magufuli.
Once again I thank him and the people of Tanzania for the cordial reception accorded to my entourage and myself.
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Uganda is there to offer after party services
CAF has received an official joint bid from Uganda, Kenya and Tanzania to host the 2027 Africa Cup of Nations.
#NBSportUpdates
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#NBSportThisMorning
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The brain stops functioning when waist beads are involved
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Madagascar had a DJ as president. Liberia now has a former footballer. The constitution requires a Ugandan aged 18 years & over to just have a UACE certificate.
Imagine having a president with a bachelors in Music, Dance & Drama???
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Relative: when are you coming to visit us?
Me: one of these weekends
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The day of Among's downfall I'll throw an open bar
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“Bro, can you help me with like 20k? There’s some ka money I am expecting at the end of the week”
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Heyyyyyyy 🤍
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For many, it has remained a baffle that Ignatius Kangave Musaazi imprisoned 37 times by the colonial government,who founded the first farmers association,the first trade union & first political party in Uganda, suddenly disappeared from the limelight at the eve of independence.
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