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you know i'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools. but that's the way i like it baby, i don't want to live forever

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jason kelce is a living god
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i believe they call this "pulling up the ladder"
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@_johnnymaga this is so sad i can't even be mad at you bro.
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This is so fucking wrong on so many levels. Who the fuck are these people and why are they in education?
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This is a picture of Marc Tarpenning and Martin Eberhard. They founded Tesla. You know, in case you thought it was someone else.
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@Stop_Trump20 My wife and I say it to each other at least 10 times a day. Every time one of us goes out, every time we hang up the phone, first thing in the morning, last words at night. 18 years, no exceptions.
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there's been a murder
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this is fucking racist. assuming diversity brings incompetence is racist. stop making excuses for it and for him. it's fucking racist. period. full stop. enough. if you are still defending him after this, i have no choice but to believe you are too.
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🇺🇸Joe Rogan: If Biden wins, you'll have a president in decline with diverse idiots under him "He's gone. You know he's gone. You're going to be relying on his cabinet that'll be a sideshow of diversity. You can't have those kinds of people running a Ben and Jerry." Source: JRE
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@gnuman1979 @eztempo I guarantee that bear will be up all night wondering what the hell happened to his life that he can't even scare old people anymore.
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Type the year you turned 14 into the GIF bar and post the best GIF you see.
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Type the year you turned 14 into the GIF bar ⌇and post the best GIF you see.
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i am an atheist, but i grew up catholic, attended catholic schools and took catechism. so i can say with conviction that NOTHING is further from jesus's teachings than the way the christian right treats immigrants. NOTHING
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this is, quite literally, communism
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@COBlue459 $411. They put poor kids through all this embarrassment and pain for $411. Unbelievable.
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and MAGATs wonder why we don’t want to “debate them” on twitter
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@TraceyHogan @dabeard @chrislhayes @AOC He didn’t create them, but he definitely flipped over the rocks they were hiding under.
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This is just as sadistic. What the actual fuck is wrong with people
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@Akon saying the holocaust didn’t happen is not an opinion.
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THEY. ARE. ALL. STILL. HERE.
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this is fucking unbelievable. a fucking us senator who thinks singapore is part of china, and berating the person trying to correct them. why would anyone anywhere in the world take us seriously
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Walter Masterson
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Tik Tok CEO: I was born and raised in Singapore, I even served in their military. Tom Cotton: So you’re a Chinese communist, got it. Tik Tok CEO: I’m from Singapore. Tom Cotton: So you’re Chinese.
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how much of a sick, vile, fucking pig does someone have to be to post something like this?
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nice fucking job, moses. jfc, i don't even think you could part your own hair.
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Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🇺🇦
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Mad Mike Johnson. It's delicious to watch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@mmpadellan @arleenmcwillt wow. they moved quickly against these officers. i wonder what was different about this case compared to others.......
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@Dustmopp31 All of them
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BREAKING: old man singing at chili cook off mocks talent of woman playing sold out shows in 90,000 seat stadiums
@GlennCraven
Glenn Craven 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦🌻
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Wait, Mr. “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” thinks Taylor Swift’s music lacks meaning?
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@HengoedLynn Why do you think it’s not? This happens literally all the time- poor children are ostracized because their parents can’t keep up with their lunch accounts. it’s not a new story by any means.
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the face of the modern republican party
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i cannot stop looking at this dude's melon
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Van Drew says evidence-free allegations of Biden corruption are "worse than anything that happened with Watergate"
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it's such a bizarre phenomena. it's become the go-to insult for the right to call people on the left pedos. it literally came from nowhere and the fact is that the vast and i mean VAST majority of public figures convicted of child sex crimes are republicans and/or pastors
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Here’s the deal. If you’re a normal functioning adult who never used the words “Pedo,” “Groomer” and “Indoctrination” in your daily life but you do now, ask yourself why. What happened in your life that made you start casually accusing fellow citizens and the President of the…
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I suggest every MAGAT grab their AR-15 and head for the US/Ecuador border immediately.
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Jewish Lumber King 🇺🇲🌳🇮🇱
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Martial law in Equador. Where is the border czar Kamala Harris? Is Joe Biden monitoring the situation with his defense team that he never speaks to? This administration is a complete joke. You are your own folks.
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@madelinecorso Your hero flew Air Force One to Florida every weekend and bilked millions of dollars out of the Secret Service to use his hotels. Biden takes the train an hour and a half to Delaware. But do go on.
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this is the garbage i deal with all day long in my replies. the ONLY people in this fucking country trying to legalize sex with children are right wing "libertarians" (barf) and other maga spin offs. there is NO ONE on the left advocating this. NO ONE. have a nice day
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@TrajanGregory You could do a 30 second google search that would take you to the original post on her timeline instead of assuming I would post bullshit.
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! If I were a cute dog, this would get 10,000 likes. I’ll get a lot less. That’s OK, let’s see one of them make it to 57. Or drive a car. Dumb adorable dogs. What were we talking about again?
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i doubt it's torrid
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Hearing a suggestive rumor that Trump is having a torrid love affair with his lawyer Alina Habba. Could this be true?
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@JDVance1 Google “causation does not equal correlation”. I’m not going to waste my time explaining it to you.
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@SwampWitchLeigh I think it's funny that people who were convinced to ignore science by a failed real estate developer have the balls to call other people "sheep".
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@COBlue459 Even their apology is bullshit. They weren’t just re-stating the policy. They were specifically using ice cream day to turn up the heat on these poor kids’ parents.
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I cut my father off for a good about 10 years ago. My sister has not been able to, and has regaled me with stories over the last decade of his passive aggressive bullshit. Being related to someone isn’t a life sentence, people. Let them go.
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@RexChapman Whenever confronting wild life in their natural environment, always make sure to bring along a slow moving child.
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@STSue63 @catespice don't do that shit. don't walk away from your own comments. you weren't just asking a question, you were doubting her story. at least own it.
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on our way to do the thing every dog owner dreads from the moment their fur baby enters their lives. i feel like i am tearing out my own heart
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it is completely normal to talk to all the dogs. in fact, i don't trust people who don't.
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Reply with a ❤️ if this is you.
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BREAKING: convicted felon can’t find job. Oh wait, that’s not breaking news that’s life in America for the last hundred years. Sorry snowflake
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@SirBylHolte so if you were interviewing someone for a job, you would hire them even if they were a criminal just to piss off people who don't agree with you politically? are you 11 years old?
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@GovernorKayIvey @POTUS You’re lucky this administration doesn’t treat red states the way the previous administration treated blue states.
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forget buying apple stock or killing hitler, i want a time machine so i can go back to the 80's and tell them that in 2023, conservatives will worship the president of russia.
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MAGA ‘Prophet’ and ‘Patriot’ Julie Green says she just received another message from God. God says Putin is about to expose all the “evil plans & strategies” of Obama & Biden and present “shocking information” that the 2020 election was stolen.
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every MAGAT is willing to die for two documents they’ve never read: the bible and the constitution
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@BlackKnight10k Was Donald J Trump ever charged or convicted in a court of law for "insurrection"? No. He was not. So your whole argument is false. Try again. In America a person is innocent UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
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@simonateba @JoeBiden @PressSec @KJP46 @WhiteHouse They gave you an opportunity and you used it as your personal grandstand and wouldn’t shut up. Did you not realize it was being recorded?
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Look! They’re playing the circle game. How cute!
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around 35,000 people live in pullman. can anyone tell me what the fuck they need an MRAP for?
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The Pullman Police Department is proud to improve public safety response through the deployment of an urban rescue vehicle! Learn more:
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These MAGA idiots tell on themselves constantly
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@BillKristol @bdk1521 The water thing was put in the bill to distract everyone from the really egregious parts. It's working. Tweets are running 10-1 "no water" versus "state legislature can literally overturn any election held in the state at their leisure".
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@barryhicks11 It was taken care of by a local restaurant. But that would be a great idea.
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"looks" stupid?
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Why does Margorie Taylor Greene always have to dress in some ridiculous costume for SOTU? She looks stupid.
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is it possible he doesn't know he already lost this case?
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Trump says all businesses in NY will leave the state if he loses his case.
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@petestrzok @SalVadacchino1 i love his dystopian vision of 80,000,000 people fighting along side of him. Once you eliminate the suburban white women, boomers, hypocrites and cowards, i think the number of available "soldiers" may be less than he is anticipating.
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best use of this meme ever
@ThinkngMansGame
man of mystery 🐝 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇺🇦
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Ukraine is giving captured Russian soldiers, some as young as 19, phones to call their parents and tell them they are OK in case anyone in the world was still on the fence as to who the good guys are here.
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@WishIwasSpock You’re not right
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welp. sometime today, i am going to remove all pictures of me with my granddaughter from this hellscape of a website. i will not subject myself or her to these attacks coming from the sick vile animals that make up MAGA twitter. i apologize to everyone who genuinely enjoyed them
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@MrSpocksEars Do yourself a favor. Check things out when I post them. I don’t post bullshit and I don’t appreciate being accused of posting bullshit. Google her name and part of the quote and will take you right to her timeline when she posted it. Happy new year.
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@StephenM Not that I agree with you, but after 4 years of you and your sad, fat marionette, lifeless and dry don't sound half bad.
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@RyanShead Also, didn’t Eminem come out very loudly this week as anti-MAGA?
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@SarahHuckabee @realDonaldTrump You know as well as anyone that he is utterly unable to even pretend he cares about the American people. And you weren't very good at it either, as I recall.
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i resisted posting this for as long as I could
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@RexChapman As soon as he saw the other guy checking for witnesses, he should have known he was in trouble.
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ZOEY MARIE SHARP 9/24/09-12/5-23 Zoey passed peacefully in our arms .@ 3:15pm Zoey brought love, light and laughter to everyone she met. We will miss her every day of our lives while she lives on in our hearts. Rest in Power Zoey/Boo Boo/Poophead
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i saw someone on here saying the government staged the bridge collapse to distract americans from the p. diddy case. seriously
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@RepPfluger yes, that's how law enforcement works. any citizen who breaks the law is subject to investigation. how would you prefer it go
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My two-year-old grandson at the Pride Parade today in Asbury Park. So proud ❤️🥲
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so which one of these Assisted Living Barbies is married to the poltergeist priest on the right
@MarkEllison06
ArmenianAbs/Mark/Personal Jesus
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Here are two other members…
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OMFG
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@bryzzosburner no. don’t care much. i’m not a journalist
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@JamesBradleyCA We all understand what she was reacting to. Pity that you don’t
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you MAGATs were right all along. it is great to have to have a president who understands business for once
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it’s telling that every time we react negatively to something the right does, they think it’s because we “fear” it. they are obsessed with ruling through fear.
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“i only did terrorism that one little time. i don’t think it should follow me around forever”
@MacFarlaneNews
Scott MacFarlane
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Jan 6 defendants often reference the trouble they have at airports and while flying. In newly submitted letter to court from James Rahm III, he references TSA experiences when asking for leniency ====>
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@equusjf Well that’s ironic
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i just spent two days on the road with a work colleague who believes ivermectin cures cancer and J6 was a CIA operation. please reply with a common sense logical position about literally anything you want to help me decompress.
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so musk says he will abandon tesla if he doesn't get his ownership back to 25%. this will, of course, tank the stock the price which will allow to him to get back to that level much more cheaply. that's textbook stock manipulation, you know- if anyone cares
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@jesse_sumpter There is nothing friendly about this reminder. But, yes, thanks for the reminder that there are still people that think like this in the world.
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this "truck" is the dumbest thing in the history of things. "hey honey- mind if i spend 70k on a new truck?" "can i put my bike in the back?" "well, sort of" the el camino for a new generation of fucking idiots
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@GeorgePapa19 Yes. When the FBI is investigating criminals, they will often tap phones. And as your 2017 conviction attests, you are a criminal.
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her name was zoey and i would give anything to have her back for one more day. there was nothing she could have done to make me want to hurt her.💔❤️‍🩹🌈
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@GovWhitmer
Governor Gretchen Whitmer
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Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
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@DeTahmineh if you think they were indicted only for giving advice to trump, maybe law school isn't for you
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United States Senator
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