Dustin
@Dustmopp31
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Nutritionist, Amateur Angler, and random thoughts.
Joined February 2020
They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.
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RT @what_the6_fuck9: Helpful tip: if you press your bottom lip to your top lip, you can shut the fuck up.
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Heart my shit and I heart your shit. I think that's how this works.
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“You’re so funny”. Thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway.
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Reasons to date me: .1. No one will try to steal you from me. 2. Sometimes I’m funny.
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Just found a paper shredder in my office. I am now shredding EVERYTHING.
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Sometimes I use big words I don’t understand to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
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RT @texasstalkermom: At least we get to skip the part where everyone is complaining that it’s Monday.
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One thing about September is that every day is about 5 people's birthday.
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