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From Der Spiegel (Germany): “We are currently seeing anti-Semitism as we have never seen it before.”
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taking a last minute $3000 flight to Egypt just so i can casually stroll up to some official standing on the side of the canal and go "what's goin on? boat stuck or somethin?"
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The fact that I am constantly made aware of the opinions of jk rowling, matt yglesias, jesse singal, and bari weiss despite having zero desire to do so and never once seeking them out leads me to view this thesis with some amount of skepticism
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Meghan McCain and her husband thinking they get to speak on behalf of any Jews at all just because her dad knew Joe Lieberman is incalculably more offensive than anything Ilhan Omar has ever said
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i had hoped the "but who decides who is a nazi" concern trolling would have stopped when the person getting punched is wearing a swastika
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is this anything? probably not, right? ok yeah just making sure
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contractually obligated to watch this video 100 times whenever it shows up and my favorite little detail is the woman in the audience dead center who starts bobbing her head in coordination with the dance moves
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#7NamesFor7NewPlanets
The Fast and the Furious
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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i've been told roughly 8 billion different "right ways" to cook eggs. cook over low heat no cook em over high heat gotta add salt once they hit the pan no salt breaks them down dont salt em until the end on and on and on and you know what? they always end up tasting like eggs
love sohla but i don't need a 30 minute video about making perfect eggs every time. i already make perfect eggs every time. it's easy. just heat up eggs until they're done and serve
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Someone hire this person to follow Rahm everywhere and do this any time he has an idea
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maybe it's time to have a chat with whoever is taking pics of ivanka for getty
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@charles_kinbote
@mekosoff
Btw, 5 minutes late is the most on time anybody i know has ever been to anything in this city
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My father died of coronavirus on Sunday and I feel strange telling a combination of extremely close friends and complete strangers at the same time like this but I just don't have the strength to keep telling people individually anymore
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wherever you land on the force the vote issue i think we can all agree that it's incredibly good and helpful that the entire conversation around m4a has devolved into a personal argument between 7 aggrieved podcast hosts
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I got free stamps from Stamps dot com in the mail and it made my whole day. Not an ad for Stamps dot com, just an ad for depression!!!
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These people are terrified of organizing and democracy
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Gonna open one of those olive oil stores that you never see a customer at
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fairly standard stuff once you hit like hour 3 of a seder tbh
“One of you will betray me” is such a dramatic thing to say at dinner????
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You're telling me I'm not supposed to make fun of this weirdo?
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question for guys: what are u supposed to call dudes when ur flirting with them ? “prettyboy” feels too feminine and “cutie” sounds infantilizing but “handsome” sounds stupid
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martin short ruthlessly bullying conan is one of the funniest running bits ever and it's been going for like 30 years that's all i have to say on the matter
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gosling was fantastic but austin butler and stellan skarsgard are gonna knock it out of the park next year when they perform "afternoon delight"
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it's really incredible just how fucking bad google is now (for transparency: I googled emeril lagasse after thinking "what's emeril lagasse up to these days?")
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fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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no. i will not read two profiles of kellyanne conway in one day.
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years ago i went to taco bell and tried to order a quesarito and the cashier had to stand there and tell me i couldn't order it in person i could only get it through the app and i think that moment permanently altered my brain chemistry
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behold, the sacred mcdonalds tartar sauce caulk gun
I like the reverence with which this GNER microwaved cheeseburger package is housed in York Railway Museum. 🚆 🍔
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Guys, remember when people were upset that Mike Pence got booed at Hamilton?
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Also if you think Eli Valley is a nazi I have no choice but to assume you literally do not know how to read
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@mekosoff
"Takes more than a beautiful woman..." "as soon as she walked into the room i knew she wasn't the girl for me. She didn't have the goods"
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I interviewed a member of the Boggaloo Boys, I was completely floored when he said he is:
-the owner of a bridge
-willing to sell me the bridge
WTF?!?!
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that's a horse
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seems like the real heroes are the postal workers who somehow managed to deliver all of these despite none of them having stamps or a mailing address. far be it from me to suggest that perhaps this is all bullshit though
We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter.
#OneAustinSaferTogether
#Thankful
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it's kinda funny that a bunch of college kids not laughing at one joke of his in like 2016 has so thoroughly broken his brain
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
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Good job, Eoin Jinglins, whose last name is definitely Jinglins. Very proud of you, Mr. Jinglins.
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intellectual content aside, this is just astoundingly bad writing
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Watching this dude have an absolute meltdown for like 36 hours straight because he's convinced himself he's the only person who thinks the bill is bad has been oddly soothing
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@aries_menace
i for one am glad someone is finally normalizing eating a thing they sell at popeyes
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the real covid was the friends and family we lost along the way
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this pic was taken in 1976
WH confirms the First Lady and Barron have officially moved into the WH.
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watching the cinematic event of the century with all my friends
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i still can't get over the fact that these two articles were published by the same outlet less than 2 weeks apart
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
President Trump, where is your leadership? The contrast btwn Pres Bush’s actions after 9-11 & Pres Trump’s this am couldn't be starker.
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@coopercooperco
also finding out there is a third trombone player that never makes it into this video was pretty great
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Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles.
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This prescient 1990 Simpsons episode sadly hits all too close to what’s happening now
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It's extremely cool and not at all worrying that any critique of a politician's record is labeled an attack now
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What has to break inside of you that makes you care more about people saying mean things about McCain than what McCain just did?
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You know people are being murdered by white supremacists, right?
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who is she
7-11 does not have a monopoly. You can just buy a hotdog roller
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Hey guys you ever notice this part of the taco bell logo looks like Batman with a huge boner anyway what's everyone up to today?
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Very Serious Politics People are freaking out about a Dril joke so we are definitely going to lose in 2020
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@crushsong
theres like...a whole thing where despite every white person in town trying to stop her, including with literal poison, she goes to washington to demand the president do something about all the murdering
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starting to think everything being bad for an extended period of time with no end in sight is having a negative impact on my mental state???
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if i wanted people to take my claims of rising antisemitism seriously, i would simply not use the word pogrom to describe people on twitter making a 3rd grade level insult about my name
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wildly optimistic view for the future of this country
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Congratulations to the far left boosting Le Pen to a 30+ point loss
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well that certainly is a combination of words
Lena Dunham is giving off serious Rihanna vibes thanks to her new underboob tattoo
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"the gordon ramsay method is REALLY good" yeah most things with half a stick of butter in them are im not doing this on the heat off the heat bullshit
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How is it possible to be this bad at watching movies?
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just to be perfectly clear, my own personal shit aside, neera is flat out wrong
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I can comprehend the Hamilton thing AND the Trump U settlement AND Bannon/Sessions all at once. Clearly I am some sort of god.
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Louise Mensch got to write an op ed for the New York Times about Russia
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The surprise villain of Americans' diets: sandwiches. My
@wsj
deep dive on the problematic lunch-time favorite. With insights from
@Dmozaffarian
@RobertoCA
@EricRimm
and Erica Kenney. via
@WSJ
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