Carlos Alazraqui
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👮🏻♂️Dep. Garcia (RENO 911!) 🦘Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life) 🐕 Voice Taco Bell Dog 👓 Mr. Crocker (Fairly Odd Parents) Emmy Nominated, Annie Award Winner
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Can finally make it official. It’s here! Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling premieres world wide on
@Netflix
August 9, 2019!
#RockoSpecial
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So sad to hear about Kevin Conroy. What a sweet soul.
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I went into a hardware store today to see if my freedoms were taken away...
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@MattWalshBlog
If you outlaw Pitbulls. It's not the dog, it's the owner, I have my freedom to own a pitbull, cars run over kids, swimming pools kill kids, I'm a law abiding Pitbull owner - you see where I am going with this. Guns do way more damage than pitbulls -
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I’m Team Deniro
“Fuck ‘em. Fuck ‘em.” Robert De Niro said regarding Trump, live on CNN 🇺🇸
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So
@TuckerCarlson
went after
@SenDuckworth
and folks got pissed off
@Kaepernick7
for kneeling? Got it! We see where you truly "stand" on the "supporting" the troops,
#GOPCorruptionOverCountry
#Conservatives
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Can finally confirm I'll be appearing in
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#ToyStory
#MonstersInc
#Tangled
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Happy 50th Scooby Doo! From
@scottmenville
@FredTatasciore
@KariWahlgren
&
@carlosalazraqui
!
#ScoobyDoo50
@ScoobyDoo
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Rocko and Mrs. Bighead have a little phone call on the train.
@charlie_adler
#rockosmodernlife
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@MattWalshBlog
Did that pitbull bring that gun to that six year old kid? Pitbulls don’t maul people. Bad owners do. I’m a law abiding pitbull owner. If you outlaw pitbulls….
#GunControlNow
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Here’s Rocko wishing Heffer a very Happy Birthday! 🎈
Fun fact: My long time pal, Tom Kenny is turning 60 exactly one week older than me!
#birthdaytwins
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🎶 This must be the work of fAiRy GoDpArEnTs! 👓 Crocker's back in the new series Fairly Odd Parents: Fairly Odder streaming on Paramount+ right now!
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#FlashbackFriday
Back when I couldn't tell you... but.. now I can! Here come the
#Animaniacs
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@laurenboebert
He spent zero hours outside of a bowling alley exposing himself to minors…
#VoteBlue
#Biden
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@OccupyDemocrats
@SeGreene
And there in lies the difference. Nobody is going to storm a building FOR Biden over an election loss that he claims was stolen! We’re not Biden sycophants with flags and boat flotillas. We just accept reality. He’s the way better choice, of only two choices, THAT CAN WIN
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Happy 20 years, Spongebob! You are still hilarious!
Your pal,
Scooter
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@SergeantAqGo
@Thom_Hartmann
Hello. Spanish is a white European language, like Italian and French. Let that sink in, Karen’s of the world…..
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@realDonaldTrump
@kilmeade
@foxandfriends
Did George Bush ever ask Obama for a Birth Certificate and call John McCain a loser? Fail to stop xenophobic chants at his rally, sleep with a porn star without a condom, rape young girls? You left a lot off the list there, pal.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
@followMissak
@IlhanMN
Did she screw a porn star without a condom while your kid brother was on mom’s teat?
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@kylegriffin1
@JillEBond
Not joking here: if every black athlete in all of Georgia’s pro and NCAA sports, as well as whites and Latinos, threatened to walk out. ALL this nonsense would stop. Even Alanta United. 75, 000 fans a game. It would CRUSH the economy. $$$$ talks.
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@MichaelAvenatti
@TuckerCarlson
If the guy that represents the porn actress is “creepy” then what adjective does
@FoxNews
use for the guy who cheated on his wife with said actress and paid her off for it get?
#Satan
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Guess whaaaattt.....
‘90s kids, dreams do come true! The Rocko's Modern Life movie is coming to Netflix this summer, for you to share with your own kids (yes, it's been that long)
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RIP to a wonderful and kind friend. You will be greatly missed, Stephen Hillenburg.
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A Rocko / Totoro mashup... Happy Birthday Hayao Miyazaki!
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Actual footage of Tomi Lahren getting water thrown at her…
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@Jim_Jordan
@SpeakerPelosi
Less regulation means more pollution and poorer water and air quality for the future. You know it does but you think you can fool people with short term gain. Polluting the earth for greed is the opposite of freedom
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@AdamKinzinger
Christian Erikson collapsed in June 2020 during Euro Soccer Championships PRIOR to vaccinations. I wasn't aware of
#charliekirks
concern back then........
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Rocko has always worn purple, and always stood up to bullies! We support LGBTQ+ youth for
#SpiritDay
. 💜
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@pattonoswalt
Hell just got a new lower addition. Wow, just, wow. Dinesh, you are welcome to go like an ADULT and speak to those kids unless you think a smug tweet is an "adult" thing to do. You are a gutless coward.
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Guess who showed up to the
#SDCC
"I Know That Voice" panel? Re-released on
#iTunes
and
#Amazon
#IKnowThatVoice
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@SarahKSilverman
The greatest is the guy who can beat Trump. I believe that is Biden, right now. There is a whole world outside our bubble. Ask South Carolina
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Did you tell them you have no shot at winning elections and that for them to vote for a third party AFTER primaries helps the fascists? It is literally math.
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@thegoodgodabove
@ProudResister
Uh.......Christianity is made up.... by men....who never traveled outside their area code... never studied human sexuality ... never included women at the Writers Table. Read Harry Potter instead
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
I’m spending more time with you on this tweet than Donald ever did with you. Dude- you got cheated
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“I like Presidents who weren’t captured by Covid” The Ghost Of John McCain.
#Trump
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Happy 27 Years to Rocko’s Modern Life! 🎉 Anniversary Day is a very dangerous day...
#FlashbackFriday
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Thank you everyone!! Just hit 15,000 followers on
#Twitter
! I'm giving away 4 autographed prints to celebrate. RT to get one!
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Fairies!!
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@MsgToObserver
@jackiekashian
@NRA
You know who can’t kneel. All those school kids that get shot and killed every year.
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@RealBrittHughes
@Alyssa_Milano
And she did it all without Gold Digging, like Melania!! Conservatives HATE it when liberals are better at capitalism than they are.
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Wow!!
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@MichaelAvenatti
It squares because the bible is 2000 year old fiction written by scared men. It does not address psychological development or the understanding of empirical data. Unlike, philosophy it demands your allegiance for salvation. see
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Happy Anniversary! 11 years and all THIS today! ❤️
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I am going to vote for the woman who lost her balance rather than the man who's lost his mind
#HillarysHealth
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@DGComedy
Not apologizing either. Cheney cooked up fake intelligence to start a war and 4000 us troops died . MAGA People also believe “Diamond And Silk” are real!
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@GreyDeLisle
So, somebody else got banged and you came. That’s some voodoo shot right there!
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@MattWalshBlog
Here’s the similarity: A pitbull owner can argue they prefer that dog for protection just as one can say they prefer an Armalite 15 for protection. Both are inherent risks yet we tolerate guns. Who do grant responsibility to? Can we ban them both?
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We all got back together and did a thing... 👮🏻♂️🕶
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