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I write jokes, tell them on stages, & do some other things to make the world better. 🏳️‍🌈 she/her #BlackLivesMatter SiriusXM 127 and co-host of @dailybeanspod

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8 years
Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains. Ummmmm. Alex? That’s not. What. We. Eat.
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I came back on this site just to retweet this 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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One thing got missed in that disgusting embarrassing exchange between a respected President and two wannabe mafia thugs…Vance admitted Russia invaded Ukraine.
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Here it is in black and white for all of you who think tariffs won’t hurt the US consumer.
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While they are vilifying innocent trans people, it’s reported that Matt Gaetz statutorily raped the same underage girl on more than one occasion.
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I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows how to blend her foundation, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump.
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I stopped taking Nancy Mace seriously about protecting women’s spaces after she voted for an adjudicated rapist to be President Of The United States. Actually, it was before that.
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RT @MuellerSheWrote: “I live in a blue state so my vote doesn’t matter.” Yes it does.
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So are we just skipping over the part where Tyson agreed to fight Jake Paul after smoking toad venom!?
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Maybe you should skip the Bible and teach kids how apostrophes work. ‘Oklahoma’s.’.
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The Bible is back in Oklahomas classrooms. We are getting our kids back on track.
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Let be honest, if Jesus were alive today, MAGA would have him deported.
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Funny how for being a ‘man of God, Mike Johnson has no problem protecting rapists and child sex traffickers.
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Since they refuse to release it, I’m sure after reading the ethics report on Matt Gaetz, Mike Johnson’s son got an alert on his phone.
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Trans women are not committing crimes in bathrooms, but here’s a short list of Republicans who have. John Hinson - oral sodomy. Larry Craig - part of a sex-sting operation. Bob Allen - for paying an undercover cop for oral sex. *cue shooting star* - The more you know….
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That means it’s damaging as fuck.
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Breaking: Mike Johnson says he does not think the House Ethics Committee report into Matt Gaetz should be released.
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Won’t happen. His fuhrer is addicted to it.
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if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.
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Read what Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin said about Matt Gaetz last year to CNN:. "There's a reason why no one in the Congress came and defended him: Because we had all seen the videos he was showing on the House floor, that all of us had walked away, of the girls that he had.
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RT @MuellerSheWrote: YAY!! DG is in the good place!!
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RT @MaryLTrump: Remember, by elevating incompetent fascists like Hegseth, Gabbard, and Gaetz, the aim is to demoralize us. It's ok to be h….
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RT @SenWarren: Donald Trump and his transition team are already breaking the law. I would know because I wrote the law. Incoming presiden….
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With all of the wackadoos and egos being appointed by Trump's administration, this is looking to be one of the most inefficient presidencies in history. They are going to be beating the shit out of each other behind closed doors. and it will get leaked.
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