Missak
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Here for bad sports takes and the occasional political humor. Been tweeting since '09
Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
Can’t believe Baseball starts soon and no Kershaw. 🥲
Clayton Kershaw’s 2013 Opening Day might be the most unforgettable in Dodgers history. On Opening Day 2013, Kershaw broke a scoreless tie in the bottom of the 8th with the first home run of his career while also throwing a shutout. An iconic Opening Day moment.
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So it turns out the hockey shooter is trans. Who could have seen this coming?
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The social experiment of taking a 20 something-year-old cocktail waitress and putting her in the United States House of Representatives is going exactly as one would expect
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No part of Venezuela is below the equator.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez criticized U.S. policy on Venezuela, saying: “Maduro canceled elections. He was an anti-democratic leader. That doesn’t mean that we can kidnap a head of state and engage in acts of war just because the nation is below the equator.”
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Remember when Elon Musk acquired Twitter, then immediately fired 80% of the workforce, and how the app functions fine without them? I imagine the same thing would apply to the federal government.
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OMG. Principal at Da Vinci High School in @DJUSD allowed and supervised an anti-ICE protest where kids ran through the street and ripped up signs from counter-protesters He then refused to answer questions MAKE HIM FAMOUS
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So LeBron skipped the first couple of days of the All star game weekend for a few days in the Santa ynez valley (near Santa Barbara). Classy
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An insane and horrible stat. This should not be
The last four Slam Dunk champions have played a combined 47 career games in the NBA.
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The arena is 95% EMPTY during the NBA Rising Stars Game 😳 The NBA has a HUGE problem on it’s hands
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Laughable. And so predictable.
Liberal reporter Sarah Spain lost her mind seeing Vice President JD Vance in Italy for the Olympics, calling him a “demon” on her podcast, and took creepy, stalker photos of him carrying his child… "I feel like I just looked at a demon, like the devil, and I don't even believe
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Eileen Gu is American, except for two weeks every four years, when she is Chinese. But China does not allow dual citizenship, so if she truly gave up her U.S. citizenship, how exactly does she continue to live in the United States the rest of the time? And everyone remains oddly
After details of payments from Beijing’s sports bureau to freestyle skiing champion Eileen Gu were accidentally revealed last year, her name was quickly scrubbed from the budget.
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The Clintons invited Epstein to the White House 17 times but Liberals think... the guy who kicked him out of Mar-A-Lago is the pedo. Let that sink in😎
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Liberal reporter Sarah Spain lost her mind seeing Vice President JD Vance in Italy for the Olympics, calling him a “demon” on her podcast, and took creepy, stalker photos of him carrying his child… "I feel like I just looked at a demon, like the devil, and I don't even believe
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Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show: 39% fewer viewers than Kendrick Lamar last year. 88% viewership during the game. Dropped when he took the stage. An entire performance in Spanish for an English-speaking audience. Bold choice. The numbers tell the story.
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