Carla Pyne
@carlapyne
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I’m right on top of that, Rose!
Joined April 2011
@corietjohnson Please, PLEASE take your own candles and put them on their cake 🎂
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can’t make it tonight im too thirsty for blood and vengeance on behalf of Félicette
This is Félicette, a stray cat that became the first feline launched into space on 18 October 1963, as part of the French space program. Weighing just five and a half pounds, she was chosen for her calmness and resilience, making her the perfect candidate for the mission. In
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Sometimes you just have to spend silly money in M&S to cheer you up
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And just so you know what kind of scumbags you're dealing with here over recent months South East Water have been in the High Court twice, trying to keep their activities secret. Turns out they had been illegally abstracting water without a licence, 52.3 million litres of it.
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"got snap?" i've got an address where you can send me flowers & love letters. grow up
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Excited to be giving away one of the world's most popular lipstick shades: Clinique's Almost Lipstick in 'black honey'. It's a beautiful wash of berry colour in a balm-like texture. To enter, follow @davelackie & RT #win (ends 03/06)
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When I vote, I like to know who the candidates are. People of Denton & Gorton please read below 👇
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🚨#BREAKING: Meta has patented an AI that can keep a deceased person’s account active and running, posting, messaging, and video calling by replicating by using their behavior from past data.
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Leaving a toxic workplace is a weird feeling… like you’re relieved you’ve finally left, but also annoyed that a perfectly good job has been unnecessarily ruined by a few people creating a horrible work culture.
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If big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive
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Young women are not giving each other dating tips anymore, they are telling each other to de-center man and advising each other to prepare for a life without them. Birth rates are dropping, divorce rates are climbing, more women are buying houses, cars etc. keep shining ladies
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@mcandidate and a mother with a dead kid would still be wondering how he left a body in the street.
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"male loneliness epidemic" you mean the consequences of their actions?
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A nation that threatens to sanction the UK should not be allowed military bases on our soil. Kick them out.
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