special k๐
@KettyBitch
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Iโd rather be weird than boring ๐คช
Joined July 2011
Gonna reply this meme to all men ever who try chat me up.
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Do slow walkers not get pissed off by how long it takes them to reach their destination?.
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Me working from home on a Monday.
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The world was better before social media existed.
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My neighbour is selling his house, ยฃ675,000 and it says โideal home for first time buyersโ sorry ???.
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My phone has been on silent since 2007.
People who keep their phone on silent 24/7 are so done with life.
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Actually dunno how people cope without music I canโt shower, clean, cook etc without it.
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I would never go for a man with skinnier legs than me, sorry x.
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Dunno why but seeing someone drink water out of a coke bottle really doesnโt sit right with me.
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Nothing humbles you more like glimpsing yourself in the camera at the Asda self checkout ๐คฎ.
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Are we all in agreement that Tuesdays are worse than Mondays.
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Clicking on someoneโs insta story 46 seconds after theyโve posted it makes me feel like the biggest creep ever.
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Itโs actually nuts that before online banking you had to leave the house to check your bank balance, imagine dragging your hungover self to the cashpoint to see how much youโve spent on a night out and youโve only got ยฃ13.12 left in your account.
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Could not cope without the notes app, I swear itโs the only way I can keep track of life.
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M&S Foodhall might be one of my favourite places in the world.
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Do you ever catch yourself doing something bare weird and just think if anyone could see me now Iโd have no mates.
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Nah he called him ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ
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Cunt.
What is the most beautiful word in the English language?.
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I will happily send 17 messages in a row.
Double texting is so embarrassing.๐ซ .
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Certified PERVERT if you have your duvet buttons at the top.
Duvet Buttons.
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Is there anything more attention seeking than tagging yourself into a&e.
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Controversial but what makes her so special other than being privileged and white? What about all the other children who have gone missing and barely ANY resources have been used to try and find them ??? What about their poor families ??.
Why the fuck are they still searching for Madeleine Mccann?? Its been 16 YEARS.
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Boys who take their tops off in the rave, we are all hot ok?! WHO told you this was acceptable because itโs fucking not.
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A Saturday has never felt more like a Sunday since the existence of days of the week.
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Being complimented on your personality is 100 times better than being complimented on your appearance.
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Why is accidentally turning your phone torch on in public one of the most embarrassing things ever.
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Your bedroom really does reflect your mental health cos mine is an absolute mess atm.
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I automatically assume anyone with an England/Union Jack flag in their twitter name is a cunt icl.
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How do you block someoneโs face from appearing on the TL.
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Why do non-Londoners feel such rage for us when we moan about public transport? Not our fault you have a bus that goes once an hour.
โOh Iโm in London by the way guys. Look at me - Londoner here. Bloody hate it when the trains take more than one minute to come (on the tube, in London).โ.
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Convinced someoneโs cloned my bank card but itโs actually just me being a cunt.
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Getting into a bed with freshly washed sheets is one of the top 10 feelings in the world.
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This dress has been in my wardrobe with the label on since summer ๐
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Once you make the switch to ๐คฃ thereโs no going back to ๐.
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Do you ever wish your eyeballs could take photos because sometimes a camera just doesnโt do it justice.
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Only losers care about what kind of phone someone else uses.
An iPhone 12 in 2024 is crazy.
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If you arenโt this old please unfollow me you are not of age.
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Sparkling water is ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ.
If you donโt like sparkling water, grow up immediately.
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Older people loooooooooooool wow.
Talking to older people is all fun and games, until you see exactly why theyโre 28 and single.
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Do you get to your mid twenties and thatโs it your back hurts until you die?.
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Beer but hear me out, teenage boys force themselves to like it until eventually it just becomes a habit/default drink.
What are you convinced people are pretending to enjoy?.
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The temptation to sack off work and go join the drunks outside sainsburys is high today.
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If youโre born before 2000 and use Snapchat you need your hard drive checked.
Whats the upper age limit for Snapchat.
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This whole Jon Venables thing is disgusting, he tortured and murdered a child and has reoffended and been re-imprisoned twice!! You cannot rehabilitate a fucking psychotic paedophile.
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Do you look up the restaurant youโre going to on insta so you can see other peopleโs pictures of the food or are you normal.
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Do you ever get a message from someone and just think fuck off.
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Ngl if you film strangers out enjoying themselves ur a bad weirdo, mind ur own business!!.
What have we become? A generation of weirdos pointing and laughing at people enjoying their life. Put your phones down and get trollied with him. Horrible this.
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Just took my jacket off and the waitress went โwowโ ๐คฃ
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We just got to press the dj button on the keyboard in music lessons.
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@MEG4N_FOX Or when theyโre in the middle of the pavement and you canโt get round the side ๐ญ.
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Do you ever stalk someoneโs insta and their tagged pics for ages cos you canโt decide if you fancy them or not.
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If your only hobby is going to the pub/drinking sort your life out. Thatโs my dads only hobby and heโs a miserable old retired bastard who doesnโt know what to do with his life.
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I hate being inside when itโs sunny I feel like Iโm wasting the sunshine.
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Iโll take mine to the grave.
Apple has a beneficiary for your phone data itโs called (Legacy contact) is someone you trust to have access to the data in your account after your death.
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Everyone wfh today.
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Itโs giving mischief but I swear Iโm only going for dinner with my mum
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Treated myself to a bratz dress for my bday, always wanted to be a doll ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ฉท
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Me everytime a football shirt profile pic insults me on here
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Being told you smell good is one of the best compliments ever.
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Her leg is also perfectly average size, thighs spread when you sit down. Tell me youโve never sat next to a woman before ๐ฅฑ
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Getting in from a night out to see your family having breakfast.
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Answered the door to the Royal Mail man straight out of the bath in a towel, of course he told me to have a nice afternoon ๐คฃ.
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Remember when you were on a night out aged 19 and thought โwho are those weird old people outโ I am now one of those weird old people.
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