one man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me)

once i start associating u with disappointment, idk man Imao

if a man can talk to himself in your messages for months then he can murder you idk

men say it's hard to open their heart but when it comes to their pants they have no problem

gave them an ass whooping so bad they still talking about it 300 years later

i might be your type but i don’t recommend it

if you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating

i have an idea for a new tv show: a girl reads her DMs out loud and 5 mothers have to guess which of their sons wrote it

i lied, i’m jealous. i hope every bitch who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

if you call me ugly in an argument i know i won because now you stressed and lying

sometimes i know i'm wrong but ima keep arguing because i'm never wrong

i see why men don’t like real bitches. i mean why step up when there’s a loser ass bitch that’ll accept you for the piece of shit you really are. i truly understand

life is a bitch but i’m bitchier

these new men so sassy at this point fuck it i was the realest he was the baddest

I will not be out quarter zipped by a negro

i pop out occasionally.. look good & then head back into my shell

if i'm not your favorite girl in the world stop contacting me

imagine hating me and i like it

sometimes you gotta let him go back to the girls on his level

men should not talk

ngl i be screenshotting his texts when they cute