Wise Old Barn Bitch
@bunifluff
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Loves horses and Siamese cats! Mexico is my fav travel place and sipping great wine and fine tequila is a wonderful way to spend an evening with friends!
Somewhere over the rainbow...
Joined June 2012
Horse showing- because where else can you buy ribbon for $1000 a yard?
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Just a fun fact: The Sun is approximately 8 CVS receipts from Earth.
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I like to give people the benefit of the doubt before I cut them off. Just kidding, people suck.
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I came, I saw, I slowly did a 180 and quietly closed the door behind me.
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My husband told me he wished he could be right all the time like me & I was like, "I know, right?"
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I am no longer interested in the grand scheme of things. Give me the little schemes.
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My wife tells me I have 2 major faults: I don't listen - and something else.
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I'm more thoughtful than people give me credit for let's go with that ok
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But what if we gave ourselves permission
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Before jumping on a bandwagon make sure that it's sturdy.
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I don’t need people to boggle my mind, that’s what alcohol’s for.
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I hate when people ask me if I’m all ready for Christmas. No Janet, I’m not even ready for today 🤦‍♀️
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In just three days, the Battle of Gettysburg counted 51,000 casualties. You've still got a whole week to get ready for Christmas. Keep your numbers down.
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My initial response to most things is to eat something
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I dipped into the Christmas cookies early. If anyone needs me, I'll be flinging my bathroom scale out of the window like a Frisbee.
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