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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun” - Katharine Hepburn | Liberal AF | Anti-Fascist | Sex Positive | Foul Mouthed Feminist | 8647
Joined December 2016
Since some of y’all are confused…. Lose - you lost something.Loose - your mom.
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Lemme get this straight, Al Franken has to resign for a joke photo he took years before he was a senator, but Cruz and Hawley get a pass for inciting an insurrection? It's past time for D's to start playing rough like the Repuglicans do.
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Can a Republican please explain to me why you voted for this? Seriously, I want to know.
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Trump appearing on the newly released Epstein call list of massage appointments will surely cause @nytimes to call for him to drop out of the race right?.
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I will never forgive you people for voting this monster into power. Seriously. Fuck. You.
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Women can wear whatever the fuck they want at whatever age. How’s that for a thought?.
Shania Twain is nearly 60 years old performing in her underwear…. Thoughts?
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The assassination attempt was staged and there’s no way he won all 7 swing states. There I said it.
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Y’all saw how easy it was for him to seize our nation’s purse strings. Now tell me it’s not possible for him to fiddle with the voting systems in the swing states.
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I just blocked someone for saying they didn’t like tacos. I am not fucking around today.
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I don’t understand people who can fall asleep immediately. When do you do all your panicking and overthinking?.
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Listening to a group of old white women at lunch in the booth behind us today. Talking about how happy they were that he won. Someone mentioned Gaetz being the AG and that he was accused of sex trafficking and the friend replied, "all he did was take his girlfriend on a plane.
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Many years ago I found a tiny puppy. I was in the middle of a nasty divorce and just moved into a shithole apartment and I knew I couldn’t keep him. The next morning I took him to animal control because the HS was full. They promised me he’d definitely be adopted cuz he was so
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I don't see anyone complaining about the oldest man ever to be inaugurated in a few days after yammering about Biden's age for the last 4 years. Funny that 🙄.
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Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire?.
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Hear me out….What if he’s dismantling the government specifically to cause chaos so we riot and then he can declare martial law? Then what?.
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On a personal note, today I celebrate 10 years of taking my last drink. I’ve been so sad these last few days, but I’m gonna take a moment to reflect on this huge milestone and allow myself to smile this morning
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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second.
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Where are the homeless supposed to go if it’s now illegal for them to sleep outside? What’s the plan after this deliberate cruelty?.
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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like a cunt.
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Thank you all for the birthday wishes, you definitely know how to make a girl feel loved. This is 54 ✌🏼
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Let’s all of us Dems that are sticking around find our way to each other, shall we? We need each other now more than ever 🫶🏼.
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If you know a lane is closed and you continue to drive in that lane until you’re at the front, because you think you’re special or sum shit, I will wreck my car into you before I let you in front of me 👿.
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@DanicaPatrick @realDonaldTrump thanks for highlighting how much you hate your own gender 🙄.
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@Ronxyz00 I really wish this puny little shitlicker would meet a real man in a dark alley.
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People that sleep naked don’t give a fuck about emergencies.
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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.
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Only shaving if I know I'm getting D. No point in peeling a potato if you aren't gonna mash it. 🤷🏼♀️.
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Sometimes I wish I lacked critical thinking skills. Y’all seem so happy.
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A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.
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Wow ya’ll! I hate taking selfie’s, so this was a huge leap for me, I was so nervous. Everyone has been so positive and kind. what a confidence booster! Thank you 😍.
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DEI means Diversity, Equity, Inclusion. If this offends you, you’re a piece of shit. End of.
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This day is difficult for me. I couldn’t have babies and my relationship with my own mother was mostly awful. I still consider myself a mother to my fur babies though, so I’ll focus on that.
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You don’t realize how little self control you have until you’re eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant.
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When a woman says 5 minutes, think like 5 minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all of their timeouts.
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I’ve recently acquired a lot of new followers. Welcome, please know that I say “fuck” a lot and occasionally post photos of my ass. ✌🏼.
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“It costs nothing to be kind”. Some days it costs me my fucking sanity, Carol.
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Only lost 3 followers after posting my ass. I’m slowly coming closer to cultivating the perfect group of Twitter friends. If you’re still here…🫶🏼.
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@ask_aubry What makes me sad about this & what I highly identify with is how "nice and agreeable" she's being so as not to upset him. So many of us are taught this behavior rather than stick up for ourselves. Ya'll thinking "Just order what you want!" It's never that simple w/ these types.
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Y'all, did you know that the 'R' word is extremely offensive? Some of you use it very freely and it's fucking gross.
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Waiting to check out at Petsmart today and the Karen ahead of me at the register was returning something. She was being so rude to the cashier and making snide comments. There are about 5 of us waiting so when the cashier gives her the cash back you’d think she would take the.
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Fucks sake, all you had to do was vote for the intelligent black lady 🙄.
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I just saw an ad that started with "Seniors born btw 1949-1979. " so if you need me I'll be crying in my rocking chair.
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I thought I could gracefully grow old and accept the gray. I mean it’s easier and I save so much $ without constantly coloring it, but it makes me feel so old and I’m just not ready. So I’m thinking about going dark again. What do you think?
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Straight men who don’t eat the kitty also scream at the sight of moths and drink Smirnoff Ice. I said what I said.
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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.
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@DerekNeverFails The way info leaks out of that campaign I’ll be shocked if we don’t see some sort of plan drawn on a McDonald’s napkin sometime soon.
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@TizzyEnt I live on the Az/Mex border and I can assure you every Latino I have crossed paths with is a better human being than all MAGAts combined. Fuck this stupid wannabe Nazibro.
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Say what you want about Gen X, but we definitely had the best music.
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That c*nt who used the R word about Gus Walz, that has us all rightly outraged, is just baiting you into a comment or an rt. Which she then makes money off of…it’s called rage baiting. Try to ignore these posts if you can and just block the twat.
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@DashDobrofsky I mean, he got his guy in office, scored himself a bunch of government contracts, shut down agencies that were investigating him and insured Russia has a direct pipeline to all our intelligence. What else does he need to do?.
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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.
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I have never seen a pic of a hot dude on here and immediately dm'd him a pic of my flaps. Bro, just stop.
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I used to have the news on all day, now I leave Cartoon Network on for my dog while I’m at work. He’s always so chill when I get home, so I’ve decided y’all should just switch from the news to cartoons for the next 4 years. It may be the only way to get through this.
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I love how people (mostly men) follow me because of a sexy pic and then act all mad when they realize I’m a liberal 🤣😂.
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When a man is a good cook that cancels out like 3 red flags.
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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.
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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.
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Today when a guy friend of mine found out I was 53 he said “wow, you have preserved yourself very well” and I will now expect you all to refer to me as such.
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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.
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What essential oil works best for getting people to stop talking?.
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I haven’t had a drink in almost 10 years. I have had my sobriety tested more this year than ever before and I imagine it will happen again. I don’t really have anything profound to say other than…I didn’t drink, and I really really wanted to.
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@pinkmagiclala It’s hard to watch on our end too. Just know there are millions of us who still live and support our neighbors ❤️.
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@NancyMace You think acting like this when a constituent asks you a genuine question is the red meat your MAGA voters want, but in reality, it makes you look like even more of a clown and will only insure you get voted out. What a gross embarrassment you are.
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