Katie
@ALadyNamedKatie
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usually in the woods | THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT
Joined December 2011
Please do not test me . I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.
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Not that it’s a big deal to any of you or anything, but I’m officially 8 months sober from alcohol and I’m feeling big proud of myself 🥹.
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Not that it really matters to any of y’all but I’m a little over three months sober from alcohol 😝❤️.
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So not that it really matters to any of you but I quit smoking cigarettes cold turkey a few months ago and I’ve never felt more proud 🥲.
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I’m officially 5 months sober from alcohol and nicotine 🥹❤️.
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People will be like "bear with me" and they don't even have a bear with them. 🤨🙄.
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Made it through Christmas sober and slowly approaching the 6 month mark!. Next up, New Years! 😝❤️.
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Ya girl is officially 7 months sober from alcohol and nicotine! 🥰❤️🎉.
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Little did y’all know I quit drinking alcohol about three months ago, then started running and have yet to look back 🥰❤️. It’s not much, but it’s something! ❤️.
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I’m at an age where I really appreciate a nice extension cord.
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I officially made it through the holiday’s sober! I’m feeling big proud 🥹🥰.
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As a single mom I’m proud to say I did that all by myself 🥰❤️
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I tested positive for Covid and my sweet mama, who has metastatic breast cancer, dropped soup off at my doorstep even though I told her not to because it’s single digits outside. I swear, NOTHING can stop a mother’s love ❤️.
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Oh so you’re a people pleaser? Name three people that are pleased with you right now.
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Soooo… I’m coming up on 8 months nicotine free!. I quit cold turkey and it was the best decision I’ve ever made! ❤️.
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I know it’s probably only a big deal to me, but I’m going on 10 months sober from alcohol and I’m feeling pretty proud of myself 🥹❤️.
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Come on brain, make the happy chemicals you stupid lump of fuck.
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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.
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Tomorrow is my birthday!. It’s also the first birthday in idk how long that I’m not going to get shit faced. Here’s to 9 months sober 😝❤️.
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Me: I’m so sorry I’m late. I broke down on the way to work. Boss: Oh no, is your car okay?. Me: car?.
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Dear men, I bring absolutely nothing to the table. In fact, I will sell your table.
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Hello, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
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Me right after my divorce: "Dad I'm gonna need you to teach me all the man things since I don't have a man. I have to be my own man.". My dad: "Watch youtube".
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Pro tip: they can’t catch you cheating if you don’t cheat in the first place.
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Toxic women destroy good men too but we barely talk about that.
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It’s been a little over three months since I quit smoking cold turkey and I’ve never felt better ❤️.
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I keep seeing motorcyclists waving at eachother. I got a little jealous and started waving at people who drive the same car as me. They never wave back. Is a little team spirit too much to ask for? . Sad 😔.
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Police officer: So can you describe the guy who stabbed you. Me: yeah he was very rude.
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Done hating myself. Gonna start hating everyone else now.
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Lord I am so tired of these 2-3 month relationships, if I'm an oil change just say that 😭.
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Who wants to come over and fight me in the front yard for New Year's Eve?.
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I know I’m going to hell because someone at the dog park said "good girl" and I looked 😭😭😭.
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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.
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