I found hope at the end of the road and I saved you a seat

I have to admit, that I find her most beautiful when she’s not trying to be. When her hair’s a mess, when she’s curled up in a shirt that doesn’t fit, when her eyes are heavy and her mind too quiet to pretend. That’s when the walls are down. That’s when I see the girl behind the

Every kiss can change its meaning. If it starts soft, expect it to end with my teeth sinking into your lip. If it starts as praise, expect the next line to degrade you. You don’t predict, you obey.

i really just love you all so much and honestly i don’t know what i do without you ❤️

Some of you honestly need to go touch grass because the way you talk to women and think it's attractive or acceptable is fucking insane

It's amazing when you get to witness the karma that someone very much so deserves.

Dear algorithm, please show this post to the dumbest people on "X".

Those times when you can tell a driver has commitment issues because they can’t seem to commit to a lane.

Once upon a high time…

You are every deep emotion I feel, vast as the sea, shifting as the sky, and I know it’s hard to hold something that keeps becoming more

For all this year has taken and demanded of me, I still show up.

Gentle reminder I find people of all shapes and sizes attractive. I don't really have a 'type' tbh.

Your attention is all that matters

Alec Baldwin just robbed the BP on Mannheim Road just outside of O'Hare Airport

Hoping all the troops got their pay today like I did…. Was starting to get a little nervous…. ChunkyFlamingo will throw a freebie in on any order as a show of love to the troops… grab some merch today! https://t.co/LUjejp9fP0 #RockTheMingo

I want friends not followers Connections not retweets or likes This is my escape, not my source of validation

My vulnerability is the only gift I have to give

Do you ???

Therapy's too expensive so I've been seeing a hole in the ground

Dear people flying on airplanes, Stop wearing cologne and perfume. You stink.

You deserve someone who gets excited by the mere whisper of your name.