🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹
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New England, USA 🇺🇸
Joined December 2012
If Twitter dies, let's all buy condos in the same complex, sit out on our patios, and scream our Tweets at each other.
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Another fabulous design from The Masculine Home…
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Pretty sure I just lost two fingers, an ear, and one or three toes to frostbite, but I got my Dunkin' coffee, so not a total loss.
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When I was outside, I took a long glance at the pavement and dirt because after the next few days, we won't be seeing them for about a month.
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I was going to go to bed early, but that movie I've seen a hundred times is on TV in a few minutes, so there goes that.
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The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books. The antidote for brain rot is books.
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Colonoscopy went swimmingly. Now, I eat everything in sight.
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Darnold, Stafford, Maye, and Stidham. Just like you drew it up at the beginning of the season.
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And here we....go. Strange. I took the four Dulcolax tablets and my sinuses seemed to clear up a little, immediately. I didn't know this stuff traveled north, too. (It's a joke. I know it doesn't work like that. Just let me have humor today.)
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The positive thing about enduring colonoscopy prep today is that I'll have hours of bathroom time to learn a new language or how to play an instrument.
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The Dunkin' I went to this morning still had Christmas cups. Perfectly matches day two (thought it was supposed to be only one) of the Winter Wonderland here in southwestern New England.
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Joan of Arc was great, but nothing compared to her sister, Joan of Circumference, who was a much more rounded person.
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After reading a book, I watch the movie adaptation pure for judgmental reasons. I be totally judging the actors’ performances
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With this head cold that I woke up with, and the cornucopia of sneezes it brought with it, the first "God bless you" is appreciated, but I can't handle anymore because having to express "Thank you" amidst two or three more sneezes requires energy I don't have.
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“A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.” - Tyrion Lannister
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I'm going to bed at a time that begins with a 9. It matches up, perfectly, with my birth century back in the 1900s.
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"In theory, there is a perfect opportunity for happiness: a quiet room, a window, a comfortable chair and a book." Kafka
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