Jen
@SleepEatScream
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People who refer themselves in third person stop because it’s creepy and weird.
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Look I'm not everybody's cup of tea.. .. I drink coffee so fuck them
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the devil waits for no one, which is typical for someone wearing Prada
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I'm weird but cute that's gonna have to be enough for you people
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I think I should be pulled over & given a reward for doing my mascara while driving. I do a fabulous job.
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It's October. Succumb to the siren song of flannel.
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Sorry I already have four people I like to talk to that's pretty much all I can handle
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People will think you're full of yourself because you won't put them on a pedestal, aint that some shit
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Imagine hating me and I’m over here just trying to correctly spell “restaurant”
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Your new life journey doesn’t really start until you let everyone know about it on the internet
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Never been to a hot spring but i have peed in a kiddie pool
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I don't like it here any more than you do but someone has to be the voice of reason and call you out when you put bean sprouts on your sandwich.
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If the McRib doesn't come back, my whole year will be ruined.
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All restaurants are "All you can eat," . . . It just costs more sometimes.
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