Darla
@ddsmidt
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I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS
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Joined September 2010
A woman's hearing intensifies as a natural response to a man muttering under his breath.
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RT @iamvkhil2: i sensed the gravity of the situation without any help from newton. who's stupid now ?.
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RT @treydayway: I'm one of those weirdos who didn't need a daughter to empathize with girls or women.
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RT @CulturedRuffian: If I ever have any kids I will name them Bob or Hannah in case they’re dyslexic so they can’t act like they didn’t hea….
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RT @ALadyNamedKatie: There’s nothing quite like watching your ex downgrade like it’s a competitive sport and they’re going for gold.
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RT @_NatalieWould: "You're so funny" Thanks, my parents couldn't agree on a name til I was 3.
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RT @BinyominS: When you think that you’ve arrived and then something happens to remind you that you still are a long ways off from where yo….
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RT @Marcmywords2: I’ve never read a Tweet I couldn’t misinterpret. A disturbingly large number of you people.
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RT @Marcmywords2: . Good Morning . Shark Week . Of The. Fins To The Left.Fins To The Right. Twitterville.
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RT @OneToothTeXan: We all complain about all the idiots. But without them, there’d be no content.
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