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I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS

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If you’re overly competitive about being more tired than someone else, marriage might be for you.
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I’m still waiting for life to get to the “merrily, merrily, merrily” part.
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RT @ddsmidt: I'm not saying you should scare him. Just show him a little glimpse of crazy every now and then to keep him in line.
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RT @Marcmywords2: I’ve never read a Tweet I couldn’t misinterpret. A disturbingly large number of you people.
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RT @Marcmywords2: The real trick is to outlive Keith Richards.
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RT @Marcmywords2: One man’s Slight Detour is another man’s One Way Ticket To Crazytown.
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RT @Marcmywords2: “Failure is not an option”. People who don’t know how failure works.
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RT @GirlonTapasx2: So far I’ve traced everything bad that happened today back to dealing with other people.
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RT @mrjohntofu: Gearing up for my participation trophy.
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RT @BinnerJr: A month on Survivor sounds like a good weight loss program except for the networking.
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RT @adorableinNE: Hey fam, if they disrupt your peace they don’t belong in your bed.
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RT @adorableinNE: If he calls me Dawg it means he loves me, right?.
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RT @Marcmywords2: Good Morning . Gravy Train. Of The . Dog Eat Dog. W W W.
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RT @cheeky__gal: I keep my important papers in 47 different places so even I can’t find them. Maximum security.
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RT @Marcmywords2: Hypocrisy is a poor substitute for Morality.
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RT @TheBoydP: The best thing about being oblivious is that everyone seems nice.
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RT @TheBoydP: Premature Streaming: Watching an episode by yourself early when you agreed to watch the series with someone else.
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RT @DaddyJew: "Just let it be". -Words that sound so simple yet is actually the hardest fucking thing in the world to do.
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RT @DaddyJew: i used to have a chip on my shoulder. now there’s just bite marks.
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RT @DaddyJew: whenever i can’t find Waldo i just pretend he ran off with Carmen Sandiego and turn the page.
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RT @texasstalkermom: *regifts all of your subtweets.
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