What's the best thing that happened to you today?. #BestThingOfTheDay.

hey. learn something. and take a breath :).

Did you hear about the inmate that stuttered? He never finished his sentence.

Pay $2/month. Get jokes on two phones. Because sharing trauma is how we bond.

made a lotta new friends. #BestThingOfTheDay

for those of you who followed, I do try to follow back, but twitter thinks im too much of a fan by today so please be patient :)

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RT @stan23127: @DocAtCDI Sign on a field gate

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I run a social media site for over weight stalkers. Weve got a large following.

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Quote of the Day: ."Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.".

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#space #nasa.

RT @DocAtCDI: ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I repl….

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I'm getting so sick of these double standards. Burn a body at a creamatorium and "you're doing your job". do it at home and you're "Destroying evidence. ".

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