Tommy Bayer
@tommybayertime
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Head writer for @reductress
Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2011
The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water
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Me and @ethanmead4ever have a show tonight at Grove34 in Astoria 9pm pull up and get tickets here
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When someone is like “did you hear the news?” I’m like what did Huda crash out again or did we bomb Iran again.
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No matter what sort of political/news bubble you are in everyone should know a little bit about what’s going on in Love Island and the war in Iran.
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RT @Skoog: @tommybayertime you look like a tech billionaire villain who recently moved from silicon valley to miami and i love it.
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is it possible for a white boy to have black girl magic 🤔
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bro the devil went on Tucker Carlson and they were both making some really good points what is going on right now.
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Every year it gets hot ConEd txt me like “do not even think about using the AC or watching tv”.
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RT @ZohranKMamdani: On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park. New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they….
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RT @tommybayertime: It’s important to spend what little time you have off work with your extended family who lives in the middle of nowhere….
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