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Having parents that support you financially
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Being able to only focus on school while in school
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She said โimagine dating someone who is employedโ
Imagine dating someone who has to wait for payday ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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Before the G wagon there was a hummer H2
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As an adult, thereโs no reason to lie, nobody will beat you.
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Generational wealth starts with one big thief
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Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself
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Sacrificed himself to destroy his enemy ๐ญ๐ญ
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Drake: โI only love my bed and my momma, Iโm sorryโ
Achraf Hakimi
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How do you know if a guy is a virgin?
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LGBTQ people adopting children is funny to me tbh, if everyone in the world was gay whose child would you have adopted?
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I need genuine male friends that aren't trying to fok me๐ญ๐คฒ
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in America, calling the ambulance isnโt free. Actually it cost at least $2000 for a 6 miles drive to the hospital
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Bike man: fggihjvgghesfgjjhjigjhhk
Me: na only God dey for us for this country o
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Why canโt men cuddle without pressing our breast?๐
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jumia food is asking me to confirm i'm above 18, so someone below 18 can't eat??
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White money
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Direction buttons >>> Analog
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I don't understand people that contest for positions in universitiesโฆlike attending classes and studying for exams is not stressful enough??
And someone else is printing flyer, moving from class to class and shouting โof the greatest gbo gboโ
Like howwww??๐ญ
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Nothing sweeter than ignoring a fine guy that thinks he's every woman's choice๐ญ
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some people can stay over 24 hours without receiving any call from anyone, and they are not even expecting any call.
just twitter, whatsapp, instagram and sleep.
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Donโt skip this without dropping a โค๏ธ for our starboy VICTOR OSIMHEN ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ฌ
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Walking like a thug at night to avoid being robbed or harassed >>>>>
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We can all agree this is enough ground for breakup yeah?
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Some of you have been single from โyori yoriโ to โUloma I dey on my ten toeโ. Smh
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God seeing man invent dishwasher after he created women
How dark is your humour? Quote this with a dark joke ๐
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In terms of aura, no villain in history is touching him
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Getting rich In your early 20โs might actually ruin you
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I donโt think youโre ready to date if youโre upset someone didnโt hit you up for 4 days
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Yorubas make the best soups in Nigeria.
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Sent a photo>>>
Sent a video >>>
Sent voice message >>>
Men never get bored of pictures. You have seen me 10709283 times and still want me to send more pictures daily.
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HIV no Dey chop cerelac
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Respect to Burna Boy but thereโs a level of impact Olamide Wizkid and Davido have left on the music industry that a Grammy cannot buy.
Whether you accept this fact or not, it remains true.
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Men are so shameless, howโd you be toasting 3 roommates simultaneously??
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Saw a text she sent to a guy "you only call me when you want to satisfy your libido" I asked her to explain, she said she meant the guy only call her when he needs money that she didn't know libido has anything to do with sex. I shock
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Why can't men cuddle without pressing breast?
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Not knowing how to dance is the first sign that you're going to have money.
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How do you politely tell someone you want to sleep with them?
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Muslims travel to mecca
Christians travel to Jerusalem
Which holy land do traditional worshippers travel to?
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Who has that one blurry WhatsApp meme?๐
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Burna boy is the second greatest after Wizkid ๐คญ
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Walking like a thug at night to avoid being robbed or harassed >>>>>
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Imagine being introduced to someone you already slept with.
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Normalize naming your child after a Wizkid song.
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Oxygen is 4500 naira per hour in hospitals and 108,000 naira per day. Thank you Lord for uninterrupted breath
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Stop calling it Agbalumo, it is called
Chrysophyllum africanum
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men, how much do yโall spend on haircuts?
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if a woman wants you, sheโll get you easily bro
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Recording yourself crying on social media
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Sexual tension be more fun than the sex itself.
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remember in JS2, I was voted 2nd ugliest person in the class. I was pretending it didn't hurt me, but it did. It did.
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The longer you stay single, the harder it becomes to get in a relationship ๐ญ
Youโve seen too much.
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Having your own money and being able to afford anything you want>>>>>>>>>
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What do you say to your partner after sex???
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How to flirt with a man please? I already called him โbig headโ what next?
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I got AirPods for 30k but I told my mom 5k so I can breatheโฆ. I canโt believe this woman just sent me 10k to buy for her and her husband ๐ญ๐ญ
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Do you guys say "My Mom" or "Our Mom" when talking with your siblings?๐ค
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If you spoil my bra hook because you wan to press breast, you will pay for it
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โBabe, iโm not okayโ
๐ธ Breast
๐ธ Breast
๐ฅ 1:20โ Breast
Be that girl๐
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Why do you men always prefer the left breast?
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some people can stay over 24 hours without receiving any call from anyone, and they are not even expecting any call.
just twitter, whatsapp, instagram and sleep.
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real men knows boobs is greater than ass.
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only real men will understand what's wrong with this picture
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During my 300l, a goat walked into the kitchen and devored the yam we were all hoping to come back to eat after classes. Never beaten a goat so hard in my life! We ended up eating different delicacies of goat meat for 2 weeks
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My kid sis is saving money with my mom hoping to collect it during Christmas. Lmaooo๐๐
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This my Uber driver is so fineee but he has an iPhone 6+ ๐ญ๐ญ
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Iโm convinced DSTV is a money laundering scheme, thereโs no way 200+ channels can be this boring.
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why do men find it difficult to post their girlfriends? ๐ง
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โNa me go marry you laslasโ then fiam, you wonโt hear from them again for months till you post another fine picture. Men ๐ญ๐
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bro if her ass is fat in blue jeans it's fat in real life.
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Whatโs the best line to end an argument?
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Forget big Ass and Boobs, your children deserve a mother who can solve quadratic equation and differential Calculus.
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Letโs settle this ๐ฅ
RT for Saka๐ด Like for Foden๐ต
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As an adult, thereโs no reason to lie, nobody will beat you.
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What is the biggest culture shock you have ever witnessed?
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If your BVN number turned into money, how much money would you have?
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Sรจx chat is just pure foรดling, you think you're doing something, meanwhile the other person is using one hand to warm efo
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If virginity is the pride of a lady, what is the pride of a guy?๐ค
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Nothing sweeter than ignoring a beautiful girl that thinks she's every man's choice
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The way my my boobs keeps getting bigger scares me.
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School is just a social construct that makes unemployed people feel busy.
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"Na only your charger I see there, no phone"
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Men who donโt post so many selfies are usually the most good looking ones in real life
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What traumatized you as a kid?
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iPhone XS Max and iPhone Xr have the best cameraโs in the iPhone series, trust me
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So people do enter banks just to drink cold water from their water dispenser?? ๐ญ
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men will make you fall in love, then stop
picking your calls.
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Want to get her attention? Ask for her account number
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Between your Dad and your mom who gave you the best beating of your life?
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