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•Storyteller • Head of Renfield Productions with the luminary @joe_dante • Producer of @trailersfromhel • Bernedoodle dad • 🩷🖤🩵

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@chrisjollyhale @nytdavidbrooks The person who later gets kicked off the plane.
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@notcapnamerica ADA expressly does not require service dogs to wear identification. Just because someone isn’t in a wheelchair doesn’t mean they’re not disabled. Asking for medical history by anyone is a violation of HIPAA.
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@kim Meet the Couch Fockers
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@CalltoActivism This dude needs to share a room with Kanye.
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@NoLieWithBTC I repeat, the village has flipped. 🕵🏼‍♂️
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@ChrisDJackson I hope I look that classy when I’m his age. 🫡
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@harris_wins The commander in chief has arrived. 🫡
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@Timodc That’s because he’s an angry, bitter, aggrieved old man who’s been watching lots of cable & is pissed off that someone else is getting attention.
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@UrbanAchievr @HC_Richardson He’s inviting Kamala to a gross sweaty maga rally. Not worth it.
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@NoLieWithBTC They’re competing who can be more atrocious in which state.
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@pattonoswalt They dumped so many resources into anti-Biden shit. They have to go with it now.
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@jonfavs Every 30 seconds is another Kamala ad. Incredible.
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@VitaminDeon Can you imagine if Harris stood by the listeria victims graves, smiling with her thumbs up?
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@BaddCompani Could be one Mormon family leaving.
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@FPWellman She’s disgusting.
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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Nice to see him stick up for Hunter and Joe.
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@Rainmaker1973 So 300 year old sharks were swimming around the Titanic when it sank and are still alive to tell about it.
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@Angry_Staffer Notice how he cannot look at her. A weak, spineless, powerless blob of lies.
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@dannyctkemp Dogs are a good judge of character.
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#MAGAaMovie MAGAgic Mike!
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@THR Tell the Rock this is how it’s done.
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@weisselbergers SCOTUS says we’re horse and buggy.
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@RyanShead He speaks idiot fluently.
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Send Putin to Jupiter (rebuild Ukraine.)
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@JustinAHorwitz The face of a man who knows he’s already lost.
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@maddenifico This needs to be on prime time every night for the next four months
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@GodzillaHaiku @KevinKileyCA When things go south, they go to Cancun.
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@Acyn Did anybody want to mention anything about corporate profits?
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@olivialarinaldi Agreed? That’s mutilated version of the truth.
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@US_Stormwatch Passengers inside asking to speak with a manager.
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@AndyOstroy @EricTrump Ok maybe worth 100 million, but it would cost 80 million to deodorize and renovate.
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@patriottakes He’s just saying he would’ve negotiated 2 billion for Jared Kushner along with the hostages.
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How COVID-19 mRNA Vaccines Work via @vaccinemakers @ChildrensPhila
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@Acyn How can maga support Jordan, he doesn’t even spray tan.
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@ronin21btc This is.
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@adamconover Writers have cleared a path for future writers. Awesome work to all!
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@73RDARM @PopularLiberal I saw that, like wtf??
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@PopularLiberal He was a master of eloquence.
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@TrueFactsStated It’s unconstitutional and will just tie the county up in lawsuits at a cost to their taxpayers. This is why we vote.
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@Acyn What is the point of bringing a physical map that no one but him can see? Seriously. What is the point?
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@CalltoActivism “I even got shot. And who the hell knows where that came from?” Pretty sure the FBI knows it came from a 🔫.
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@patriottakes There aren’t any populated states, only populated cities? The logic is baffling.
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@MuellerSheWrote @LauraLoomer It was [checks notes] an official act.
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@MikeSington Uh oh. This always means he got some bad news.
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Chills.
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Ukrainian footballer Roman Yaremchuk received a standing ovation when entering the field to play for Benfica against Vitoria in show of support for Ukraine. Yaremchuk also got to wear the captain's armband. P.S. Congrats on the victory, @SLBenfica Video: slbenfica/Instagram
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@Angry_Staffer Suffering succotash.
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@politicongress @morgfair He has an immune system?
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@DGisSERIOUS He’s such a pick me boy. Gen Z despises him.
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Galvanize.
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@shannonrwatts She’s awful. Her family is sitting around their table every night hurting because of brown people.
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@JocelynBenson @gretchenwhitmer The Michigan trifecta. 🫡🫡🫡
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@marceelias The article doesn’t say much to assuage fears of this happening again. Are there no concrete preventable solutions?
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@RonFilipkowski Blurring camera views helps to hide empty seats
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@KTLA Why the hell is traffic so bad…
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@MollyJongFast Nobody’s even asking for financial assistance. We just want the government out of our doctor’s offices.
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@Timodc Every service member in the western hemisphere needs to see this. This is who he is.
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@Kacen It’s weird to see Hawley not running for his life.
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@KaivanShroff @KamalaHQ @dudes4harris Twitter is a public forum with constitutional protections. @FCC drag him to court.
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@itsJeffTiedrich Is there a dude with a long hook standing off camera?
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@CalltoActivism Wow. Mother must’ve made pancakes this morning. 🔥
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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn They’re literally 22% cheaper this year, per the dept of agriculture.
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@USMCLiberal Yup. No different than J6ers. Charge them.
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@NoLieWithBTC Yes, I’m sure God pauses creating galaxies and tries to catch his breath because Larry got a blow job.
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@marceelias Taxpayers need to demand she reimburse the state for frivolous waste of labor resources.
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@Angry_Staffer Thoughts on the realistic chances of Maduro stepping aside?
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@Timodc This proves that somebody put a Sylvester the Cat audio filter on the interview.
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@maddenifico A lifetime ban would be in order.
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@Acyn Guy’s cranked.
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@MeidasTouch He’s embarrassed bc he thought seeking asylum and insane asylum was the same thing. Watch his 🧠 train…
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@Acyn We literally speak the language of England.
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@atrupar Confused. He’s saying vote Republican so they can change French culture?
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@BDisgusting Theatrical re-releases are the new remakes.
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@RonFilipkowski There were very fine people on both sides of the attack.
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@IAmPoliticsGirl Hope feels good. 🥰
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@Timodc “Some of the best world leaders are in their 80’s.” 🤯
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@harris_wins I hope she revels in this love, because January starts the hardest job of her life.
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@clairecmc His incompetence is On. Full. Display.
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@KamalaHQ We’re just weeks away from him telling people he’s Joe Biden.
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@LakotaMan1 My heart just shattered. I can’t even kill a spider. How could anyone think this isn’t depraved?
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@Angry_Staffer Like, are you even president if you’re not tweeting all day? 🤷‍♂️
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@Victorshi2020 Just like Trump is both white and orange.
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@Angry_Staffer He didn’t sleep.
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@natsechobbyist Is @HillaryClinton crying right now 😂
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@MattMcGahey05 @WalshFreedom That’s probably a good thing, we’ve been way too united.
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@MeidasTouch He’s shockingly bad at this. You think he’d have some practice by now.
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@Angry_Staffer She must hear a lot of him.
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@Timodc Oh god they just won my vote all over again.
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@Lawrence They’ve had an hour to get it on.
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Happy Birthday to my boss and friend of two decades(!), @joe_dante . Back in the office tomorrow sir. 🍸🎬
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@Mikel_Jollett @BrianKempGA Spineless is a Republican defining factor at this point.
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@brguest20 For those who are trying to ketchup, it was a double cheeseburger on top of a historical White House dinner plate.
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@krassenstein @elonmusk Or maybe save our kids from their number one cause of death (firearms)? Just a thought.
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@EWErickson Not just any capitol window, but the window to the office of the third in line to the presidency.
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@fernbirg I guess it’s true. They really do hate women.
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