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Makoma | https://t.co/HQy4vde8ri. | The Protagonist 王
Joined May 2009
“MATERIAL GWORL!” I screamed as the flight attendant directed me to my seat in first class.
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Boy. Handsome & Wealthy was a moment . but FREAK NO MORE?!?.
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Whoville ain’t nothin but a Sun Down Town with good PR.
Getting older is understanding that The Grinch was really the victim 😂.
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A 24 yr old frat bro of mine just passed from COVID-19. Guys, this bitch ain’t discriminating. Do your best to protect yourselves and (ultimately) the people around you.
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All the folk from Fl reading this like “wtf you mean?” 😂.
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@talleyberrybaby I’ve had entire plates of soul food in the movies. Them folk do not care bout nun of that. They just making sure you ain’t bout to shoot up the place.
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@balqies_Q I walk in a woman spot and she got a PokéPenis, I’m immediately calling the Department of Homeland Security.
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“Wouldn’t the texts be gray”. “The boxes are blue”. Folks, my boy sent me the screenshots. I’m just sharing them witchall.
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@BuddyNoLove Deadass be wondering why they wanna talk like us. They got some CLASSICS over that way.
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@hannaehwrites Dunno, but make it sound like the fairly odd parents intro. Obtuse. Rubber goose. Green moose. Guava juice.
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Rich people’s kids are not inherently more talented than your kids . They just have parents with the resources to pour into their talents. Crazy what we can do when the household isn’t constantly in survival mode.
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@GPIsCooked Imagine, for a moment, Osama Bin Laden & Ted Bundy fused together…. Now let that combined person draw really well.
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@WrestleClips The Rock mouthing “Kaneanites?” The same time Jerry the King says it drives this clips comedy up like 10x.
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@TheBaddestMitch Imagine it being ya first Olympics and you leave cuz you ain’t know bout the Orgy. Now you gotta work hard as shit for four years just to make it back for Olympigasm.
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Let me clarify —. He is a brother in my fraternity whom I didn’t personally know. However, he’s still a brother and still a young man whose life is cut tragically short.
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@jiggyjayy2 Nah, not a buzzkill at all cuz my heart rate started to spike. People gotta stop playing bout folks passing.
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@TjMavs This misinformation?! Where’s the community note sayin this misinformation?!. You deadass rn my nigga? Cuz 🤯.
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@JozuJoestar And Whis ass over there smiling egging this shit on . Poor Broly. He just strong and autistic. He ain’t do nothing wrong.
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@kussyv2 Couple posted these fits cuz they were going to some event. Whole TL came out roasting them for lookin like slaves with. “Three-Fifths Mafia” being one of the bangers that night.
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@DragonflyJonez All he had to do was give his mum a bag of hot Cheetos and she woulda been OUTTA HERE like 20yrs ago . Man ain’t go no dawg in him.
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@AbbottudeEra @OfficialSampson The original text more closely translates to Though shalt not lie with a child as with a woman. It is an abomination. It was changed RELATIVELY RECENTLY (wonder why) at a specific convention of church leaders.
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@THE_GODDESS_TY Bet this how the Slaves felt accidentally reading in front of them white folk.
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@xoParisWilliams Black People Again:.
Need to cleanse the TL . Lift everybody spirits rl quick
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@heartlessnatbo Green (to literally the rest of the world) means a rookie/novice/low experience person . So somebody who is “green” is easily fooled cuz they ain’t been nowhere.
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If this how Monica & Brandy act. Maybe we DONT need Jeezy & Gucci.
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