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Salmon-Slinger, Hicktown Reporter (Ret), Gearjammer, Duck Wrangler, Amateur Cryptozoologist, Failed Autodidact, History No-it-All, Original Tea Partier (ID #95 )

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Always Vet Your Conservative Thought Leaders.
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Maybe you should skip breakfast?
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@ComfortablySmug "A man in his underwear, with a hammer, got past security, broke through ballistic glass, and attacked Paul Pelosi, who was also in his underwear and armed with a hammer, just as police arrived to witness it?" "Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time."
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There’s a reason why 2x4 construction was acceptable for framing a house 100 years ago and why 2x6 is required today. And it’s not just the insulation. Observe the tree rings from the 120 year old lumber vs the tree rings on the lumber milled last year.
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@cmalex79 Excellent profile pic, sir!
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@chanceberryman @SnowMed34 A Mark, like this individual, will always rationalize the Grift. It's how they cope with the fact that they got outsmarted by a run-of-the-mill Confidence Trick.
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@RAZ0RFIST "A man in his underwear, with a hammer, got past security, broke through ballistic glass, and attacked Paul Pelosi, who was also in his underwear and armed with a hammer, just as police arrived to witness it?" "Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time."
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@GPrime85 *Visible confusion*
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@Aristos_Revenge We will avoid every gay character. We just want to call each other the Gamer Word on group chat. Is that too much to ask?
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@CovfefeAnon “LOL” gurgled the brain tumor. “LMAO”.
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The news of Sports Illustrated going tits up last Friday, laying off its entire staff wasn't surprising. Print journalism is in its death throes. What's ODD is the layoffs came 5 months after billionaire Manoj Bhargava, 5-Hour Energy founder, purchased SI. But that's not all. 🧵
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Despite the technology we have up here, Honda generator, solar, Elon Musk’s Starlink, propane, etc the most useful tool at our disposal is still a 100-year old cast iron wood stove. We can cook on it, heat the cabin, dry our clothes and gloves, the fuel is free, and it’s cheerful
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@JoshRainerGold Whoa! Normal? Can you cool it with that heckin’ problematic language, bucko?
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@CountDankulaTV The People have spoken Count Dankula! Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
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I have been informed by the wife that using a “cheese slicer” as a pie server is considered gauche in most social circles. She then cast aspersions on my hometown and upbringing in general. 😳 Is this the Longhouse?
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@Babygravy9 A button is presented in front of you. If you press it, one random Redditer gets teleported into a microwave and gets microwaved for 30 minutes, but you get $5 USD. Are you pressing the button?
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@JoshRainerGold We’re stewards of the planet and the animals we raise and catch. In the seafood industry we always remind ourselves that the fish we’re handling will be on someone’s dinner plate and ought to be treated properly.
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@bog_beef George Bush signing legislation banning the importation of all foreign semi-automatic rifles in 1989, knowing Conservatives will vote for him anyway.
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@Edward_Chang_8 The term you need to be thinking about and which was given to us during the Pandemic is "Essential Workers". Look at the graph. Who are the "Essential Workers" and who are not? Once you answer that question, the strategy of economic warfare needed to win becomes easy.
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@chanceberryman @SnowMed34 A story as old as time.
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What's funny is the same "High IQ" urban RW accounts who were blowing off the threat of a "National Divorce" two weeks ago are now screeching in high-pitched terror about this obviously well-trained, well-funded, and orchestrated attack by Antifa in Atlanta's "Cop City". Curious!
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At some point, Mike Cernovich needs to explain how he and Jack Murphy “came up together in the game”.
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@Aristos_Revenge As a political philosophy, Libertarianism means sitting quietly in the corner, watching some other dude win with the electorate. … Yes that is a metaphor.
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@Aristos_Revenge As always my pet theory about the Ivy League being domestic terrorist training camps rings true again with Dan Crenshaw.
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@cimmerian_v Dude. There's not a single memorable piece of dialog in the whole two hour and forty minute film. He was right? Hell man. No one can remember this character's name.
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It should be noted that now-fired Deadspin hack Carron J. Phillips, who maliciously libeled a nine-year old KC Chiefs fan a few months back, has locked his Twitter account. Maybe he should skip breakfast?
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If Elon Musk @elonmusk wanted to really maximize profit on Twitter and turn this website's finances around, he would have pay-per-view video, with cameras in the face of every insipid Twitter employee catching their reactions when they get fired Friday morning.
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@GraduatedBen @Bananasaur_Rex No. The enforcement comes from YOU not breaking the law. You chose to break the law, and rob from your community, to put more money in your pocket. You are morally no different than a drug dealer.
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@willchamberlain Stolen elections have consequences.
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@Tinkzorg TFW there's no Waffle House Shield Maiden.
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@bog_beef This is what the CEOs of Kroger and Walmart took from you, Anon.
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@Babygravy9 Tony Stark died for this???
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I do hereby proclaim March 31, 2024, as Pontiac Trans Am Day of Visibility.  I call upon all Americans to join us in lifting up the lives and voices of Trans Ams throughout our Nation.
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You may think you hate CNN journalists. But you'll never hate them as much as this guy.
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As someone who works part of the year in agriculture, I can assure you that these things called "conveyors" not only exist, but are cheaper, more efficient, and don't bruise the produce.
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. @GovRonDeSantis Good luck replicating this
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@Tinkzorg Confirming what's been said by others here, it stems from Midwest transplants themselves. Post-WW2 grads going to Ivy League/coastal colleges mocked their blue collar roots. You ingratiate yourself with Boston Brahmins by bashing the hick town you come from. Strivers one and all.
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@ScottMGreer Scott Greer is seething because the Waffle House Shield Maiden is out of his league.
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Imagine looking like this and thinking people care what your opinion on fashion accessories are.
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If you use guns as a fashion accessory you’re not a responsible gun owner. This isn’t about the second amendment, this is about intimidation and armed supremacy.
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Personally, I was prepared to do the typical "Go Woke, Go Broke" shitpoasts that everyone else in Conservative media was content to roll with. But digging deeper something ODD caught my eye. Sports Illustrated is Ground Zero in the use of AI to aid (or replace) human reporters.
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@Tom_Rowsell WHG's were the original surf bums according to scientific AI analysis...
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@stone_toss Stonetoss going for the gold!
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@Aristos_Revenge It is also self evident that once again, a large number of Democrats voted for Nikki Haley in an "Operation Chaos" style move. It's the only reason she is within 20 points.
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@BiskyRusiness The man has been waiting all his life for this moment and deserves the keys to the city based solely on the truck he drives.
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@GraduatedBen Imagine taking advice from someone bragging about hiring illegals. Literally Boomer tier.
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A Pretty Good Litmus Test for Politics: Do You Regard These Men With Respect, or Disgust?
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Nope. In my direct experience, the number of skilled people with interesting backgrounds, fascinating hobbies, and who are fun to talk to is pound-for-pound superior to urban centers. Urbanite "intellectual" conversation skews heavily towards restaurants or TV shows they watched.
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@bog_beef Frank Herbert loved the 1984 Dune movie. And so do I.
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I member berry back in the 1990s when Very Smart People with Ivy League credentials maintained that there would never be wars between countries where there was a McDonalds franchise. Now we’re to the point where McDonalds franchises are arming respective militias
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Statement from McDonald’s Oman
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@bgmasters Just once it would be nice if a Republican candidate would stand up and fight. Contest the race. Not back down. Subpoena every document and demand a forensic audit of the election system. Instead they take the easy way. And the way that is most profitable to them sadly.
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Imagine bragging about hiring illegals, coming up with excuses why you refuse to pay Americans a fair prevailing wage. "If I don't hire illegals, I can't afford a new pickup every 18 months" This guy is no different than a drug dealer. Always Vet Your Conservative Thought Leaders
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@neoamericana One for each continent! American European Asian Australian Hispanic African Penguin
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@WeaponOutfitter Stonetoss got Stonedoxxed?
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In the midst of a scandal about using AI generated editorial content, with fake sports reporters, it very convenient that the mistake of missing a quarterly licensing agreement will result in the firing of most of Sports Illustrated's staff? How will the editorial hole be filled?
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@heavenhill This is a classic case where saying nothing would have been better than anything at all. No one asked your opinion Heaven Hill Brand. Think before you Tweet. Stop mourning the loss of a convicted rapist and a pedophile who raped five little boys.
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I am frankly astonished that Tiffany Smiley has already flushed away nearly $3 million in her vanity campaign to unseat Sen. Patty Murray when she’s going to get blown out by almost 30 percent. I’m of the opinion that Smiley’s campaign is some elaborate money laundering scheme.
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Mark Hamill. Famous for playing a character who defends a Galactic Republic. Doesn't understand what a Republic is or how its election system works. Ironic.gif
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Imagine a country where whoever gets the most votes- wins. No Electoral College. Gore beat W by a half million votes (no Iraq war). Hillary beat tRump by 3 million votes (no Big Lie, major loss of faith in our elections & democracy itself in jeopardy). #A_GuyCanDreamCantHe ? 🙏
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@FoxfordComics NGL. But Uncle Remus McArthur is pretty based.
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@SwordMercury One Caveat. The USS Gerald Ford has X number of F-35C Joint Strike Fighters aboard. These have an "official" range of 1,200 nautical miles. I believe the USS Eisenhower has a similar component of Lighting IIs as well. But obviously an air campaign vs Tehran has difficulties.
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Ben Shapiro makes $10 to $20 million dollars a year. DailyWire pulls in $100 million dollars a year, selling subscribers personal information to political campaigns. Wonder how much scratch the Boy Genius is ponying up?
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Ben Shapiro is Asking His Audience For Donations to the IDF
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@bog_beef This is the only Margaret Hamilton that I recognize, as an American.
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@GroovyBruce More important. Far more important. Reboot of "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr." when? Yes?
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LET’S GO!!!
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Why in the world is there a giant 76 in the Pacific rn
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Everyone in the crowd are randos, average joes, regular Americans. Not a single Conservative Thought Leader had the wherewithal to hop on a plane and fly out to New Mexico in solidarity.
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VIDEO THREAD: Gun owners - many visibly armed - rallied in old Town Albuquerque today to openly defy the New Mexico Governor's Executive Order banning the open and concealed carry of firearms there as a one-month "emergency." Police did not intervene or enforce the order.
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@jordanbpeterson Jordan Peterson is not handling the fact that his Anonymous followers have learned the need to Vet Their Conservative Thought Leaders. Jordan Peterson cannot handle the fact that he has failed this test. And rather than accepting personal responsibility, he is blaming the Anons.
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@GreeneMan6 #FakeNews There was never a "Britney Spears is fat" timeline in the Aughts. Zoomers are conflating the time when Jessica Simpson got kinda chubby when she was dating Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys.
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A bit of background first. Sports Illustrated, first published in 1954, and famous for its titillating swimsuit editions, is not really even a magazine anymore. It's a brand name & synonymous with sports; some of the most famous photos in athletic history gracing its cover.
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@Indian_Bronson Erick Erickson is a liar. Erick Erickson is lying about how hard he had it 20 years ago in order to dunk on a retail clerk. Erick Erickson was a corporate lawyer 20 years ago. Always Vet Your Conservative Thought Leaders.
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@fbfsubstack The Road Cope map is and always will be my favorite. Now behold a contender. New York Times Cope Map
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Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, bitching and complaining about the idiotic Conservathot Calendar are missing the point. Our Conservative Thought Leaders are so bereft of ideas, are so powerless, that they can only peddle a swimsuit calendar. Leeching off the RW base at $25 a pop.
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@remnantposting These are all Californians/out-of-staters who moved to Seattle in the past decade or so. They are emotionally invested in ignoring the problems they brought with them.
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@GraduatedBen @Bananasaur_Rex And you can pay your fine. $16,000 per illegal immigrant that you knowingly hired.
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The Best April Fools Day prank goes to Porky Bickar in Sitka, AK, who flew hundreds of old tires to the top of nearby Mount Edgecumbe and lit them on fire fifty years ago in 1974; temporarily causing a panic among residents who thought the dormant volcano would erupt.
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I’m always amazed how modern pickup trucks are so fat and bloated.
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@NuanceBro The spirit of Juan Seguin rides with that man.
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@monsterhunter45 Posh posh. We’ll all be home by Christmas I tell ya!
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Farmers out in my zipcode will still use (or fix up and use) 40 or 50-year old pickups to act as service trucks. Although the term they use is "trap wagons" for rigs which carry tools, fuel, or spare parts.
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And for the record, the 2x6 is Premium lumber whereas the old 2x4 would have been graded Standard or lower.
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Speaking of aesthetics. Despite billions spent on advertising, companies can’t come close to the class exuded by a 44-year old Godfather’s Pizza commercial featuring a Roaring Twenties gangster upselling customers on a “collectible” Coke pitcher for a “buck-ninety-nine”.
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“Learn to Skip Breakfast” is the new “Learn to Code” insult for fired journalists.
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@FenixAmmunition You don’t have the guts.
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Perhaps the threat is overblown. But it would be foolish to make believe there aren't millions of Americans on the Left and the Right who wouldn't happily do great violence on the other. With a handful of exceptions there is no political will to stop the coming conflagration.
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@0xAlaric The women in the mosaics are all portrayed correctly with a female belly paunch. Heckin' based RW dissidents today would call them fat.
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@ScottMGreer Yep. Labor Day Fire Storm. 2020. Dropped everything to help fight the fire that destroyed Malden and Pine City. Me. Right after I extinguished a State Trooper car that had caught on fire. Ammo going off. Funny how Scott Greer thinks this is an own?
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I like working on my house and lawn so my kid has somewhere nice to live.
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Houses suck. You need them if you have kids but basically all your free time is working on your house and your lawn.
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@hope_pead “The harder the conflict, the greater the triumph.”
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@nealjclark1 Sounds more like a YOU problem tbh. Farming all day and all night in this area code.
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@JeremyDBoreing Again. DailyWire gets $100 million a year so Jeremy Boreing & Ben Shapiro can insult the intelligence and religious beliefs of their conservative audience, sell their online data, & to engage in petty Twitter beefs. What a deal! Always Vet Your Conservative Thought Leaders.
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@GraduatedBen It seems the penalties for hiring illegals ranges from $3,000 to $16,000 per offense. I suggest you consult with your attorney and tax consultant and pay back your debt to society. Until then you are nothing but a common criminal.
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Golly. Isn't it KRAZY that news coverage about the Louisville bank shooter was immediately dropped & memory-holed the moment it was reported the shooter was a Trump-hating, BLM-supporting Democrat who somehow murdered the best buddy of Kentucky's Democrat governor? Wow KRAZY huh?
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SI was a subsidiary of the Time-Life magazine organization, which eventually merged and became Time Warner, etc etc. In 2018, SI and other Time, Inc media holdings were spun off and sold to "Meredith Corporation" who then sold SI to "Authentic Brands Group" for $110 million.
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Last month, Bhargava fired former "TAG" CEO Ross Levinsohn and several other executives in the midst of an "AI scandal". AI generated news stories with fake authors & headshots were being used to fill editorial copy at Sports Illustrated. It had "nothing to do with the AI issue".
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@DavidSharp84 There is still time to delete this thread and to delete your account.
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Qasem Soleimani was personally responsible for the death of my cousin who was killed by a roadside bomb directly supplied by Iran in March of 2011. Soleimani was responsible for the deaths and maimings of hundreds of US servicemen For that alone he had to die Trump made it happen
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@GmorkOfNothing This is on top of American farmers being expected to produce more wheat and consumables due to the Ukraine-Russo War. Fertilizer, chemical, and diesel prices are unbelievable. Furthermore even getting basic replacement parks is next to impossible.
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Tech Bro that peddles a different shell corporation every couple years - leaving staff, customers, and investors in the lurch - is upset that employees don't stick around at bad jobs. News at 11.
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I often see resumes where someone has worked at 6 companies over the last 10 years. I'm staring at one right now. These job-hoppers usually last a little under 2yrs per company on average. If someone has a jumpy resume, it's the first thing I notice. It's so blatant to me, yet…
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