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3 years
It’s says a lot about Australian media that so many journos seem to have only discovered how lockdowns work now they have hit Sydney
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@BNODesk The hardest part of a two week lockdown is the first 6 weeks
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Martin Foley saying that National Cabinet were told there have been delays with Pfizer for October Did we really need to put our time in to submarines due in a couple of decades time. @ScottMorrisonMP It took a presser to find out this news @GladysB
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Put the call out on Twitter last night for rapid tests. Someone I had never met before arrived with two today. The next time I hear the government bag social media I will remember that it provided tests that they didn’t @DeanRosario @SaintFrankly @rohan_connolly @ScottMorrisonMP
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9 months
Tell me again who the home of sport is in Aus
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1 year
@cleary_mitch The AFL is considering bringing in Wogs v Aussies to show how much they understand multiculturalism
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Hard to think this isn’t the biggest story in Australian Sport this year And nothing from @abcsport
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THE CENTRAL COAST MARINERS!! AFC CUP CHAMPIONS! @CCMariners have made history, winning the last ever @AFCCup against Al-Ahed! 4 Days after lifting the Premiers Plate, the Mariners are Champions in Asia! 📱📺💻: #AFCCup @10NewsFirst #AFCCupFinal #AHDvCCM
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3 years
@HaydenJOConnor I tried to use my Woolworths rewards card at Coles. It’s didn’t work. What a divided country
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1 year
@RedJules4 @Melbchief @theage I reckon most people missed many of these articles because the age was a disgrace during lockdown and it’s now a joke. As a former subscriber I never buy it anymore.
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3 months
@ShaneoNUFC Gee you really haven’t covered yourself in glory this week
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4 years
Hey @PRGuy17 surely it’s time @7NewsMelbourne journos disclosed their companies interest in estia health. My research shows they own 9.4%. And that’s taken a decent hit this year.
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4 years
#ThankYouDan for not listening to clowns like Luke Darcy from @mmmhotbreakfast Spain was his suggestion for opening up a month ago
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1 year
Next time anyone mentions that code wars aren’t a thing. Remember that the @afl dumped their fixture at 6am on a Sunday while the @Socceroos took on Argentina The Socceroos played the ball The @afl played code wars
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2 years
@hashtagsoups @marquelawyers @PatsKarvelas An AFL investigation. Why would anyone want to be part of that? The coaches are already back. We know what the result will be already.
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@ajamesbragg @noisywomanMP So why don’t we do it Little impact on investors And saves billions of government cash Makes no sense why we keep it
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10 months
A few weeks ago I made the comment that the @FIFAWWC was comparable to the Sydney Olympics Was laughed at and told that the Matilda’s brand was similar to the women’s cricket team The Matilda’s are much bigger than most imagined
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3 years
Lots of talk of @GladysB not going into lockdown. There are 7 LGA areas that can’t leave metropolitan Sydney That’s a lockdown guys There are stages of lockdown. Last week Melbourne was in lockdown but they could shop and go to work still #sydneylockdown
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3 years
@AshleyLeahy I have given up on bothering to explain. The polls show that Dan has lost little support (if any). The loudest voices are fuelled by a media in its final throes of relevance.
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10 months
This actually made me laugh Imagine how much hate you must have for the game if you say that
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1 year
@BenFordhamLive If you are using private messages that were leaked to smash an alleged rape victim you really have sunk low. Yep it gets you a few clicks but it scares the crap out of rape victims. Why would they come forward Or is that your end game
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1 year
I’m all for VicPol putting out positive stuff but haven’t seen this for the @aleaguemen
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3 years
@leighsales Imagine living in NSW and trying to sell Covid to the rest of the country. Sorry Leigh. Not buying
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3 years
@StiofanDonnelly Now we have the New South Wave
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10 months
Just saw the ratings for tonight’s @TheMatildas game Australia less Caroline Wilson
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6 months
@HankMeyerNAPP When you try to make a point but make the opposite point
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3 years
@mjrowland68 @AshleighRaper @GladysB @abcnews As Norman Swan says. Every day you delay costs you a week
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3 years
@rwillingham @abcmelbourne Every time I hear someone complain they can’t go to the gym Truly devastating
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2 years
@KymLouC @rachelbaxendale This did make me laugh. The NSW plan has taken most of the things that VIC did last year. Less rapid testing than last year because the Feds couldn’t organise rapid tests. I often wonder why Rach hates Dan so much.
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1 year
@theheraldsun @kazza264 Secret trip? I reckon it’s been in every Herald Sun tweet for the past week
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2 months
To all the afl journos claiming cocaine use is normal Just remember you can’t buy it from Coles or Chemist Warehouse This fuels organised crime Perhaps the AFL memberships should say Your fees will be used to fund drug rings. And we know that because we test regularly
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3 years
@HaydenJOConnor @Rusty1808 Did Leigh mention the time that Rachel doctored her transcript?
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8 months
Free tram zone extended to the MCG What a great idea for GF day I do recall getting told it wasn’t a great idea when I suggested they should offer free transport to aami park for the @FIFAWWC
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10 months
@ChrisMinnsMP @TheMatildas Reading the responses I’m happy these people won’t be at games Can’t wait to get to watch the Matilda’s play
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3 years
@3AWNeilMitchell Hard to go past @DanielAndrewsMP in this. He stood up to massive pressure from clowns in the media every day Without him we wouldn’t have had the rules to follow
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@telegraph_sport How were there not 73 police ready to smash them I thought this was how NSW ran sporting events
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2 years
We all joked that the media would stop obsessing about vaccination rates when Vic took over NSW Barely here the comparison made anymore Imagine if our Federal Treasurer mentioned how VIC was doing better than NSW
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3 years
@hughriminton @SueChapo It’s like nobody in Sydney watched Melbourne 2020
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@Rusty1808 @VicGovDH @VictorianCHO Close the border. Testing numbers have been low. If they won’t take it seriously they don’t come to Vic
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2 years
@GregHuntMP So LNP have been in government for a decade and their scare campaign is that they themselves haven’t got enough nurses and doctors Wow
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3 years
@DeanRosario @3AWNeilMitchell 21 cases in NSW from an illegal party. NRL players caught having a party Curfew was gutsy but it worked
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@Dollarydoos_ I assume that @caitecassidy has multiple qualifications The reality of the world now is that further study is the norm To get a promotion in teaching you need a masters these days Easy to rack up a 60k hecs debt for an extra $4k a year of salary The system is broken
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2 years
@nicolethewestie Property developers are powerful beasts. They will be pushing hard to get their buildings full again. @theage are major owners of Domain so expect them to be all over it It’s a crazy plan
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2 years
@davegraney Didn’t Leigh Sales promise she would go away after the election
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@KosSamaras @SuttersFC Every time @3AW693 media group smash the airbnb tax they hand votes to Dan
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2 years
Watched the debate Sky news singled out Twitter as the problem I guess we know where Leigh Sales is heading next
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3 years
@Raf_Epstein And that’s why we check in. No chance I’m heading to D’s again.
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2 years
Last year we were told to stay home because Covid was going to kill older people. Then we were told we can go out because it’s mild and will cause minimal harm. More old people are dying from covid than ever Feel like someone isn’t telling the truth
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@sophieelsworth It must really hurt you that Andrews nailed Covid
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@RettopNoj @RestCatering Gee. Hospo really hate their staff don’t they. Bewildered that the government is providing a benefit they wont. And don’t give me the extra loading crap. They are paid poorly. The loading barely makes their wage fair.
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@CaseyBriggs I remember the good when @GladysB lectured @DanielAndrewsMP on how he should trust people in his state
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@Raf_Epstein @TamePunk Having lived with a victim of Church sexual abuse I was in awe of Tame. The idea that she would just turn up and smile is 100% what the Catholic Church has expected for years. Thanks Tame. You are amazing.
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@rachelbaxendale Dan started #nswcovid to deflect from HQ report Anyone seen her tinfoil hat?
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@AllanRileyy @Gabriellaaa67 The men’s is a pretty awesome family friendly atmosphere too
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2 years
Hey @ScottMorrisonMP an autism diagnosis costs over $3000 and that’s not paid by Medicare But you are blessed with normal kids That wasn’t a gaffe. That was what you actually think
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3 years
@pasmithers @australian What about the $1000 cheques to save the economy. They were so obsessed with the few that went to the wrong people but not with Harvey Norman and jobkeeper
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@9NewsMelb I spoke to a couple of blokes in Springvale who voted for Dan today Looks like there has been a massive swing. That’s 100% to Dan
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@DeanRosario @BenFordhamLive @nick_coatsworth Imagine driving to work from Melton to the CBD. Around 90km return trip. Then you work at a desk all day. Why are you there. The best reason I have heard is so you can eat and drink at city cafes. So there is another $20 a day. Hardly seems an efficient use of time
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@SkyNewsAust Superannuation is designed to reduce the need for a pension. People on $45k a month with wealth of $7m are not who super concessions were ever designed for
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@1116sen Sokkah = Hooligan Aussie rules = That Fellow
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@RettopNoj @TeresabDB62 @PRGuy17 So sitting back in Vic. The last time that NSW Premier ignore the advice of @NSWHealth we ended up in lockdown here Don’t screw us @Dom_Perrottet
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@mattjcan Keep fighting the fight Matt With your hard work we can wipe out all LNP governments
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@DanielBleakley It’s a supply issue. And surprise surprise it’s ScoMos fault Atomo Diagnostics are an Australian Company ready to supply RATS but they are waiting on TGA approval
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@3AW693 When you get that phone call from Gil Well played @3AWNeilMitchell @LaTrioli @Raf_Epstein
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@iamemilymayo I walked past the @MCG in the way to @AAMIPark last night. Drunk blokes in suits swearing at each other as I walked with my young kids. Last session of cricket isn’t a great time for some blokes Embarrassing
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10 months
How is Foxtel ever $140 Binge $18 Netflix $23 Kayo $35 Stan $21 Optus sport $25 Paramount $12 Still under $140 and all premium Could do it for much cheaper with less screens
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@marrowing @Evan_M_G How are there people who don’t know about Cumdog?
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@AshleyLeahy @cokeefe9 @AlboMP I’m pretty sure he addressed it regularly during the election campaign too. While the media were playing an embarrassing game of gotcha
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10 months
Seen quite a few @aflwomens teams wishing the @TheMatildas luck Have the @afl men been doing the same Would love to see any
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Wishing @TheMatildas all the best with their @FIFAWWC campaign kicking off tonight 💚💛 Australia is behind you! 🇦🇺 #FIFAWWC #Wallabies
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@VicGovDH 2005 people won’t be able to see people on Christmas Day. Thanks Dom
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AFL Twitter. Melbourne can’t afford a Football stadium that can hold 50k for major events Melbourne. Let’s put billions into a tennis centre for a major event once a year Again Melbourne. Let’s take over a city park for two months every year for a 4 day car race
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@rohan_connolly How easy would it have been for @7NewsMelbourne to have called the police and not celebrated them.
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@rwillingham @pattymalone2000 @abcmelbourne Googled Jess Ex Freidenberg staffer. Won’t win a lot of joy in Victoria
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@NSWHealth 9 unlinked. 13 of 27 in isolation Can someone explain how this is not much worse than 2 weeks ago
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@maks_amillion @AshleyLeahy When NSW had a leak and shut down the Northern Beaches the narrative changed from HQ to testing numbers because NSW had high testing numbers. Our media is crap. And that’s why people have stopped subscribing in droves
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2 years
@ajmckenna @JulieLeask @theage Sometimes I have to check if it’s @TheAgeParody
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2 years
Remember the @mmmhotbreakfast interview when Luke Darcy wanted @DanielAndrewsMP to let it rip without a vaccine Well here is his Pub. Would have been open all last Summer under the Dan plan. This week it is closed Don’t be like Luke
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2 years
@EmergencyBK I propose that every teacher is provided with 4 admin staff Can you sort this out @zalisteggall
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3 years
@vanOnselenP Like when a bloke said he was too busy for a Federal ICAC but spent his weekends at Bunnings
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@Yo_Ross @jillastark Yep. That was interesting. Gladys has smashed other states premiers for the past few weeks. Was she told to take time off? The narrative certainly changed today. It was only the journos bashing Victoria
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@DeanRosario A couple of weeks ago we sat here in Melbourne saying they need to lock down. We quoted Norman Swan saying every day they wait will cost a week. They still can’t work out online shopping.
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In laws have voted LNP ever since the State Bank debacle in Victoria. Their fear of the ALP was burned into them for decades. At Christmas lunch they praised @DanielAndrewsMP I was shocked. Last time it was Hawthorn. Next election it’s all on the table.
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Day 3 of the @afl drug saga The footy is back Pies won Fans who completely missed the drug regime are posting again The media has moved on It’s like it never happened That’s how cults work
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@migga @MarkMcGowanMP I wonder what everyone who backed Perrottet is thinking. Let it rip has smashed business and now they have density limits. I reckon if I was sitting in a covid free bar in Perth If be pretty happy right now
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2 years
Lots of @aleaguemen bashing yesterday. Interesting to note that with all their resources Gold Coast Suns had 8280 at home against the reigning premiers. They are an 11 year old club. Let’s not compare to 100 year old clubs
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@DHughesy Didn’t the biggest drop in cases actually happen when they reduced PCR testing?
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Victoria had VCE students return last year. Many teachers were horrified. Our case numbers were 200 a day. A few weeks later we hit 700. It’s like watching the reruns of 2020 here. But at least Dan kept saying health first then we fix the economy. We are now open
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So, the govt decides that Year 12 students should return to face to face teaching in two weeks. Did they ask a teacher or a principal if that was a good idea? Apparently not. But no problem. According to all the news I’ve heard today it seems Year 12s teach themselves.
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Just ran into Caroline Wilson She was shocked when I told her the Matilda’s played tonight
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Football fans. We need more @aleaguemen teams so players have the opportunity to develop Also football fans. We have too many teams because they play in front of small crowds
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It’s getting real @TheMatildas
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@PRGuy17 To be fair. If they watched the daily presser it’s been weeks of journos trying to undermine the rules.
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@Gay_Alcorn A policewoman was smashed for the ground violently. The protest hit out of hand quickly. Police blaming in this one is tabloid at its best
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Journo just asked @VictorianCHO how Victorians can have confidence in him. How about 2 cases from 700 a month or so ago. I have complete confidence in the CHO #COVID19Vic
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@MatyRyan Absolute legend mate. The joy you brought to my kids is something you won’t understand. Young bloke rode his bike 20k into @AAMIPark just to watch the match.
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