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Now that Fools is over, it’s time to get a lil serious. Here are our tryout dates. Looking forward to seeing yall out!
Here’s the interest form link:
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Never ever ever sleep on the 3rd seed coming out of pool A. This one was for the whole DMV. Could not have done it without our amazing community. WE DID IT!!
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🤔
NYC Health advice discourages casual sex during COVID, but also says if you’re going to have it: “Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.”
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Thank you to our amazing fans
@scandalultimate
@vaultultimate
@gritultimate
and ALL OF AMERICA for supporting us! Wishing the best for Grant and proud of the fight y’all brought
@PrideofNY
.
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Can’t wait until we can all stop pretending we enjoy disc golf.
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Ultiworld staff after Vault blew past their flame out on day one expectations
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And, in the grand scheme of things, no one cares ❤️
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It’s bout time y’all found out who’s been behind the 🔥heat🔥
Wanted to take this opp to say I’m TIRED of
@PrideofNY
defenders fouling me cause they cant guard me. Go do some footwork drills.
Proudly,
Gus Norbom
New trash talk rule for ultimate:
If you’re using a team twitter account, sign your tweets. No more hiding and speaking for/as your team. Talk your shit and own it. Don’t take the coward’s way out with anonymity.
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Welp… that’s a wrap on our 2022 season. Extremely proud of what we were able to accomplish this year. Glad our group of hardworking nameless blue collar players could give America something to root for. We’ll be back. TSGH!
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“Are you coming to me?” -
@mgdmitch
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Frisbee is all fun and games til you have this guy haunting you in your nightmares for three straight months
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SADDLE up! WHEELING out your beSPOKE 2022 Truck Stop Roster
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You just set us back like 15 years.
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If you’re gonna be in the trash heap with the rest of us, you gotta tighten up the twitter game.
IHD. It’s our thing. The D stands for discipline. Molica has been excellling at implementing(distributing) discipline this weekend to poorly behaved players. Glad she has fully bought in!
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Flew in Dutch supermodel Benjamin Boort Oort to show off our 2023 fits. We goin for a Piston Cup this year 😤🏆
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The first good Mixtape tweet.
It’s getting tough.
I’d even go to Rockford if it meant we could play.
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Medal kinda looks like a Mickey Mouse too lmao
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Hey
@livelaughlime
, we propose “a complete and equal trade: your entire ultimate skillset in exchange for [our] extensive knowledge of [politics].”
Please also renege on any progressive social justice stances.
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Darryl, describing a new concept, "play it like a greedy algorithm."
CJ nods.
Tyler also nods but doesn't understand.
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So proud that this squad was finally able to bring Truck Stop glory 🥲 whole lot went into finally lifting up that trophy
2023 Club Championships: Glory! Truck Stop Win the Whole Thing (Men's Final Recap) -> [Pres. by
@spinultimate
| Photo:
@UltiPhotos
]
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TyMon makes an impassioned speech in the huddle about everything unions have given us, including weekends, sick leave, and the break side.
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Let’s address the talk of the tournament. What dirt does Tony Veneri have on Sockeye leadership?
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Marcus thinks a pound of bricks is clearly heavier, but Chris thinks the pound of feathers because of the additional emotional weight of killing all the birds.
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Old man
@jtwodatch
sighs, sets aside a glass of tea, groans as he pushes himself out of a rocking chair. He walks to a locked cabinet in a dark room. He squints, fumbles with the lock before it reveals his old jersey and worn cleats. His jaw clenches and he nods.
One last ride.
One last signing before tryouts. Jeff Wodatch is back for his 5th season with the Breeze!
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We had our first team event this weekend and someone drew a sketch. Pls enjoy!
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Check out this
#SCTop10
play by
@TorontoRush
defender Geoff Powell breaking up score with a huge open field hit!
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Peep this glorious lil circle we made during our Bravo game today. Takes a lot of coordination from our players to make shapes like these. Glad the stream caught this wholesome team moment
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This is why we don't tell you the account password.
Thrower put the reset in a bad position
Bad throw forces the reset to come back to the disc
Bad throw gave defender the opportunity for a block
Clean/missed block if the reset hadn't come back to the disc
Should've thrown to space. Should we hold throwers more accountable?
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Truck requests Mitch for the Doublewide/Florida game.
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Congrats to our boy! Well deserved. But also why’d they go with the pic that makes it look like he’s tiptoeing around in a Scooby Doo episode 😭😭
2023 Club Men's Div. Player of the Year: Washington DC Truck Stop's Christian Boxley ->
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Playing Revolver. 5-5.
Cranston keeps trying to call all three of Tom, Markham, and Jacob on the line. "I'll guard every single one of these traitors," he whispers.
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We finish the day 3-0. See y'all tomorrow in quarters against someone
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How do you tell your mom you play for the Seamen?
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Remember when Fall saw Scandal sitting on the sideline and turned into 2013 Beau Kittredge 😭😭😭
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.
@USAUltimate
how bout we get Black History Month right and add this mans to the Beach Worlds team. He already cooked y’all once, what else does the homeboy have to do?
Christian Boxley with a layout score in the men's final of the 2022 Club Championships!
@TruckStopUlti
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And now to our local expert - Jeff Wodatch, Mission Beach Scooter User.
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That's a wrap! Mid-Atlantic men's regional championship for the 4th straight tournament win of the season!
Truck Stop Donut Hole!
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Frisbee players don't do enough to offset our substantial travel carbon footprint.
Is there a story we should know about? Even just hearing rumors? Let us know: tips
@ultiworld
.com
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The lads salut our forever captain and Farricker Spirit Award winner
@DavidCranston
. Well deserved sir we’ll deserved
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If you needed any more reason to hate Silicon Valley,
@RevolverIHD
calls their end zone sets "subroutines".
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Truck goes to a local public meeting on adding bike lanes in the neighborhood. That’s Wodatch, Cranston, Hannah, and Marcus stretching in the back while taking in the discourse.
Local civics matters. And so does staying loose.
#liveultimate
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A d-line with three Davids got a break. Three Davids was also the name of my second sex tape.
Don’t know the score.
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Regionals tomorrow. You know the drill - expect very few tweets. No one on this damn ungrateful team appreciates the people back home.
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You're just a dumb podcast, what do you know about fashion.
Timberlake's shirt looks like those hideous Truck Stop jerseys from 2012.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Yesterday, we met to discuss our identity and culture. In the meeting, we voted to move on from our previous, controversial name. Going forward, we will officially be known as Washington, D.C. Bike Shop! Share the road!!
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Y’all… we might be in trouble this year. Capital section is about to be crazy
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Smacked by the Philadelphias
@PhillyPatrol
in round one. Rumors of their demise have been greatly exaggerated.
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Hi all! For anyone who may be interested *cough*
@Zendaya
*cough*, we begin our quest for a US Open Championship today. Follow our progress on here or, if it suits your fancy, you can even come out to Blaine, Minnesota to watch
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The Breeze are about to dominate standing and sitting in circles in 2020.
Thanks to everyone who participated in our 2020 tryout process! You brought the athleticism and intensity, and we all got better.
#GoBreeze
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❤️❤️❤️ program win. Wouldn’t be here without y’all
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The classic No Other Plans award.
David Bloodgood was the only Breeze player to appear in all 16 games in 2017.
@theAUDL
#Ironman
#SteelSpiritAward
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Our esteemed coach scoutin for tomorrow’s pre quarter lol
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Driving home, passed the Pentagon. Reminded how lucky we all are to get to play. 15 years ago a lot of loved ones were lost.
#September11
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Truck Stop current players and alums at Beach Worlds!
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Giant pull goes soaring out of bounds.
My brain:
*Dont say it
*Dont say it
*Dont say it
*Dont say it
*Dont say it
*Dont say it
My brain: Seriously. DO. NOT. SAY IT.
*Dont say it
*Dont say it
*Dont say it
*Dont say it
*Dont say it
Me: “...It’s coming back!”
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Also, in THE upset of the season, Jonny beats Fall in a 40 to claim the title of “Fastest Man in Ultimate”
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"
@FloridaUnited
shouldn't make nationals after their regular season." -you, on Reddit, last month
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A thread of final thoughts from Nationals before we sink into the offseason (and a few of our holstered memes from the weekend) (1/12):
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Truck celebrates 3rd place spirit finish with end of season pedis.
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We regret to inform our lovely fanbase that the roster
@DavidCranston
leaked was factual. The matter will be handled internally. In the meantime, share the road.
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This awful car centric San Diego infrastructure has us missing our great WMATA system. So we put together a special pro public transit version of our nationals roster in its honor. Introducing DC Metro Stop:
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This is more athletic than anything ever done by any ultimate player anywhere ever.
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Can only assume Buzz Bullets wants to throw hands.
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What's going on
@Ulti_world
?
#equitymatters
and we know you all care about this. HB deserves to hear from you on this.
@Ulti_world
refuses to acknowledge us, but we refuse to remain silent. This is our response.
#equitymatters
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We also wanted to shoutout
@TayaraRomero
. She feels like a part of the team. Showed up to basically every practice and game. And MAN her work is amazing. Check out all our insta reels. Straight 🔥🔥
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Sorry for the lack of tweets. These Breeze-Empire pre-playoff scrims are always fun! 13-15. Great game
@PrideofNY
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Best defender in the Mid Atlantic for 5 years running, David "how do they not know who I am???" Cranston.
@TruckStopUlti
@pghtemper
Truck defender skies the pile, then catches the deep look for the second break out of half. 10-6 DC leads
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Balanced breakfast ✅
Motivational movie ✅
Cran is semis ready.Lock this man’s in for 3 Ds, it’s about to be Game Over for Pony. Catch us on ESPN3 or follow on UltiworldLive starting at 2:30PT/5:30ET.
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First credit card roulette of the season. New captain
@tylermonroe7
is happy to pay because socialism will prevail
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Yo Cranston’s twin brother just flexed so hard in his speech: “At the young age of 32, almost 33, David is a professional ultimate player…and I’ve got a PhD in Aerospace Engineering.” 💀💀
Congrats to Cranston and Hannah! Best wishes on your marriage and love. Beautiful day, etc etc.
Sure hope
@TruckStopUlti
makes it out of the section this weekend 😬 🤞
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Still can’t believe some Raleigh boys were saying (Club Nationals finalist) Fred didn’t deserve to make U24s over one of their “Club Nationals quarterfinalists”… when he turned this scenario into a block against them… in the national quarterfinal
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@USAUltimate
Apparently dominating the elite club circuit for the last three years makes you overqualified for an entry level job now.
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Thanks to Twitter we did not keep our first round bye. After a close team vote we will still be attending US Open. Check us out on the
@Ultiworld
live stream Saturday morning at 9:30 eastern!! 😊😊
@NUTC_Amherst
@SeattleSockeye
@RhinoUltimate
@PrideofNY
@SubZeroUltimate
@ATLchain
@DigUltimate
@MachineUltimate
@SoCalCondors
As long as we keep our first round bye.
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"League history" 😂
Beau Kittredge will be going for his 4th consecutive
#AUDL
title today
No other player in league history has more than two total
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Huge thanks and shoutout to
@TayaraRomero
for putting together this masterclass of a roster announcement. She simply does not miss. Our apologies for not crediting her work
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That's my coach 😭
.
@SinTheFields
Truck doing everything they can to get that extra mid-atlantic bid for natties
#liveultimate
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Rowan sends this to our Slack before Nationals each year to remind us what it takes to achieve greatness
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Chris Strubb thinks Unwritten is NOT Natasha Bedingfield's best song.
If anyone is looking for a lockdown defender who can be a bit moody, he's yours.
#USOPENCHAMPS
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Watching Nate Castine sprint deep is like watching Roy Kent. We hold all the same 1-1
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Sorry bout it y'all, it's the year of the smile!
The lads salut our forever captain and Farricker Spirit Award winner
@DavidCranston
. Well deserved sir we’ll deserved
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Markham transcending to galaxy brain level to save this round with a fiver.
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Cranston reads draft results twice. Drives to Staples. Buys printer and paper. Drives back to ABnb. Returns for ink. Drives home. Has Wodatch set up printer driver on computer. Prints. Not in landscape. Prints again. Eyes bloodshot, crazed look. Slaps on bulletin board.
The Ultiworld Fantasy Draft: Club Championships 2019 (Men's) -> [Pres. by
@SpinUltimate
] (Photo:
@UltiPhotos
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One of our primary goals this year is to live in the moment, so we forgot to tweet again today.
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