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BREAKING: Wind Chill aquire #20 Thomas Echols from the @MadisonRadicals in exchange for conditional cases of @surlybrewing beer. Thomas will make his @theAUDL debut on 6/2 against the @IndyAlleyCats. #AUDL
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After a long discussion with fans, shareholders, players and coaches, we have decided to remove the Dallas Legion from the league. No real reason tbh, just kinda bored and wanted to shake things up
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- Been on aux while not having your phone on silent - Taken a photo at a concert with the flash on by accident - Said “I love you” to a customer service employee by accident - Called a teacher Dad Thank you
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- Farted in an elevator - Sneezed more than twice in a row - Shared a Netflix account - Sent an unfunny meme in a teams chat - Parked over the line - Taken 2 or more tries to parallel park - Sent food back at a restaurant for being “too spicy”
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We kindly ask that any current AUDL athletes who have done any of the following come forward and confess so that we apply sanctions: - Made a fake email - Put soda in the water cup - Waited for the chipotle employee to put the first scoop of protein in before asking for another
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Jeff Babbitt has been declared ineligible for the 2024-2025 AUDL season due to it being revealed that he once made multiple fake emails to sign up for repeated free trials of YouTube TV. This behavior is completely unacceptable in our league.
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The official stance of the AUDL is you can totally wipe back to front
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