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10 time Gnarley Gnine Champ. 'Heard the bird circle, while I was eating fish and watching Urkel'
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I’m not sure there can be a greater twitter accomplishment than finding a new recruit though my tweets.
🫵🫵🫵It could be you!!! 🫵🫵🫵
Come tryout!
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About a year ago a 58 year old dude who has coached for 30 years asked why I called it “person D.” I gave him a 30 second explanation.
Today I heard his HS boy’s team yell “we person, we person!”
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Overheard halftime adjustment at Great Grand Masters:
“We really gotta get down on the pull, no THIRD throw.”
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Told my class about winning Nationals.
Kid raises hand: “So, like are you the best team in the state?”
Poor kid gets mocked with everyone saying “NATIONALS BRUH”
So glad I did not have to explain why we have never won Sectionals, and cannot claim state champs.
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It’s getting tough.
I’d even go to Rockford if it meant we could play.
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Mixtape legend Jesse Bolton is next for our celebration of Mixtape Black History.
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Shaking the pain out of your hand all game after a stern hand block is frisbee’s greatest humble brag.
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Mixtape hired a graphic designer. Expensive, but worth it.
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Brought a very outgoing friend to her first frisbee tournament and she went to all the parties.
“I didn’t know wearing a Mixtape jersey would be such a cock block. They really hate y’all.”
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Latest observation from bar patron seeing adults arrive in uniform:
“You guys look like a bunch of competitive hacky sack players.”
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Let’s celebrate some way too brief black history on Mixtape.
Hus is an all-time human and teammate.
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Khalif Appreciation Thread:
This may come as a shock, but the account
@SeattleMixtape
believes Khalif is deserving of representing us on Team USA as one of the best 14 frisbee players in the country.
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Seattle mixtape
World rankings: 1
United States rankings: 60
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The dumbest thing any frisbee person does, is refer to tournaments as a "fun" tournament. Shit, you paying for all of them, they better all be fun.
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Sappy thread coming hot:
Lexi is our rock and (arguably/probably[?]) the most important WM player in Mixtape history.
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A contract has been signed. It has now been tweeted. We must hold her accountable 8 years from now.
If she is on a mixed masters team, I get a roster spot.
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Just saw that USAU commercial.
Dom Fontenette has a solid decade left.
She hasn’t even reached the “🙋🏽♀️ I’ll handle!” stage of aging frisbee players.
She is the greatest.
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Throwing yesterday in Seattle, while another dad and son were tossing a frisbee. As they leave, they come up to us.
Dad: “y’all play for a club team?”
Me: “yea, a coed team, Mixtape”
Son: “I’ve heard of a lot of teams, but not that one”
Well darn.
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Anyone else remember the 1st time they did a breakmark drill, and Cap’n is yelling “talk to the mark”
Everyone keeps saying round and inside.
So when it’s your turn to talk you just throw the words out hoping you’re close.
“Round, Round inside, rounded inside, Round and Round”
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So did USAU just use Wildwood to test how people felt about registering for July frisbee tournaments?
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Our Mixtape Black History Month Celebration rightfully ends with Khalif on February 31st.
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Boys of Mixtape vs Gentleman of
@SeattleSockeye
best of 9, goalti battle.
5-3 Mixtape.
Might be time we start questioning the legitimacy of this men’s division. 🤔
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Coaching 8th grade boys I've been yelling "you're the woman!" when they show toughness, to their extreme dismay.
Yesterday, minute left, kid gets an incredible offensive rebound and put back to tie the game. Point guard from mid court screams:
"That's a woman's rebound!!!"
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Oh and I just remembered. Y'all might think Khalif had a good year, triple peak and all (which doesn't even include Bozofest).
He has been getting a Masters in Business this whole time too!!!
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I had no idea how much we coddle these Callahan nominees.
Friend spends hours compiling your best moments from college onto one highlight that 1,000s watch.
And no one lets ppl have a little fun at your expense.
Sports are fun, have some.
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12 years in this stupid sport and no one has ever asked me to join their Lei Out team.
🦆 all y’all, I hope it rains harder.
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Marathon world record:
pace for women: 77 seconds/lap
pace for men: 70/lap
Get 4 friends (any gender ratio) relay around track 1 lap at a time, and see how long you can keep up with WR holder.
We lasted 8 miles today.
#MixtapeMarathonChallenge
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There are a ton of reasons I wear BLM headband, here is 1 page full. Thank you
@ENDecolonized
for making me think about this.
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Dumbest thing our sport does is shame “gratuitous” diving.
Every other sport it’s celebrated for what it is; hustle!
Did she need to do it? Eh. Did she do it? Yeh! I hear Fagan is somewhere around Cape Horn now
@UNC_Pleiades
@Ultiworld
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Congrats to everyone who won Sectionals except Hana Kawai.
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I fucking love
@SeattleRiot
and
@SeattleSockeye
it’s unconditional love. Whether you win or lose y’all are bad ass and so damn good. Thanks for cheering us on.
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Khalif can make a lot of pics look good, but good googley moogley this one is cool.
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Offseason AGEUp Fundraiser!
Cam Bailey/Brad Houser vs National Champion Trent Dillon/Dylan Freechild.
What we need? $500 to make it happen, all proceeds going to AGEUp.
Like this if you would donate $2, and if you would donate more, reply with how much.
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I’m going rogue. There’s been a lot of discussion, for maybe (but, probably not) the 1st time, we announce our roster.
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They gonna have to write “Seattle Mixtape” on some Hall of Fame plaques.
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Without tryouts in 2014 we threw a team together (and lost in finals 😞 and ate brownies 😞 😞 ).
8 years later we still got TEN (DrewJ and Jen not pictured) people from that original team. Now we world champions.
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You can spend all day scrolling, but you wont find a better picture on this app.
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So
@USAUltimate
this how Seattle looks every dang day from about June 17th until September 17th.
Those dates include the time Colorado Cup has all the delays.
Also, includes when YCC has this Co-Champs (Bankroll, that’s y’all’s ‘ship)
AND IT INCLUDES TODAY!!!
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Where do the people who play mixed retire to? The AUDL?
Ahh roster releases, the time of year we browse around the twitterverse to see who called it a career and switched to mixed.
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*sheepishly dips my feet in water, even though I think better of it*
Yo
@being_ulti
, you won't beat Brad and Cam in 2v2 mini.
You won't.
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They must not account for 2v2.
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Since we talking about 2014 this might be my all-time fave play.
EK in a nutshell
Leaf with the flattop and athletic dominance, then was so hyped he blew the gimme (“to their chest!!!”) but TK saves him.
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On this day in 2014 a 12 seed shocked some folks, won a semis game, and forced our friends
@SAVAGEultimate
to make 27 cotton T jerseys in 16 hours.
Oh and some people had a very special celebration dessert.
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All the homies in Seattle, thanks a ton, that’s for y’all. You made us good,
@discnw
league games are just as intense.
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In 2017 and 18 we played AMP 8 times went 5-3 with a +2 total score differential.
We each beat each other in a National Final (theirs was a lot more decisive 😬)
3 games went to Universe
We play them Friday for the first time since losing 15-8 in the 2018 title game.
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We got a woman on our team playing her first ever club game today.
Okay, nothing new, happens all the time. She was masters eligible in 2019.
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Y’all ever wonder what would happen if we brought all the best players from Seattle together on to one team?
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I’ll sheepishly dip my toe in.
How does
@spaceheaterulti
or
@SnakeCountry
success ruin legitimacy?
You don’t think
@PhillyAMP
is an all-star team?
Idk, am I missing something? If you’re good, you are good. AMP could split up and make damn good men’s/women’s teams.
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I don’t care what your research says, that 2014 Marijuana was the strongest.
THREAD ON THE MYTH OF CANNABIS POTENCY
US Surgeon General says cannabis is 3x stronger now than in the 90s.
"This ain't your mother's marijuana. Not enough people know that today's marijuana is far more potent than in days' past."
-US Surgeon General Dr Jerome Adams.
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From today onward, we are no longer a USAU club team, but a
@UTWildUltimate
developmental team.
Come play for us, one day you might get Wild.
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I mean this so whole heartedly:
If you ever refreshed a USAU page, checked a twitter account, asked on Monday, tuned into a stream, tried out, sent a buck, followed, given a high 5, or at any point wondered “how Mixtape doing?” we are so dang appreciative.
Thanks y’all.
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The ONLY way toilet paper should be hanging.
Married people: tell me about the stupid, recurring argument you and your spouse just cannot, will not stop having
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New frisbee rule:
Contests are abolished. All calls are final.
But, if you disagree you get to look right in the eye of the person making the call, get nice and close, and tell ‘em “you are fucking soft.”
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We play Grut from the Netherlands in consolation starting in 5 mins! If we get 28 likes I’ll start live tweeting this game
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Bill, is this plagiarism? We have already done all the research.
What happens when your entire Ultimate Frisbee team is stoned? Might I suggest watching the first episode of
#BillNyeSavesTheWorld
Season Two on
@Netflix
to to find out...
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This 8 pm game gives us a lot of time to do something stupid.
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🦆 me. Rough time for a typo.
🗣️🗣️🗣️***You’ll shut THEM up*** 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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🦆
@USAUltimate
, 🦆 the coaches, and 🦆 all the Lexi haters. I’ve been stewing on this awhile and I’m pissed off Lexi is not trying out for Team USA. She won’t say it so I will. Hope she’s not mad about my rant.
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This marks our 6th straight year of being undefeated on Regionals Weekend.
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USAU claims to work so hard to encourage people to start the sport later on, Lexi did, let’s embrace her story. It is an awesome one.
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I am sorry, I have really let y’all down. I should have fired off 367 tweets by now about Seattle having the best basketball team on the planet.
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2 Mixtape practice players just won Masters Nationals.
2 Mixtape practice players just won YCC!
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It’s a mistake for USAU not to count WUCC in regular season. It would compound the mistake to not count it for Nationals seeding.
But, 🦆 it we’ve made finals as an 8 and 12 seed. I’d love to try as a 16th seed.
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No one the USA would rather have as their primary cut, secondary look, dump space, or their oh-shit-it’s-stall-9 bailout than
@khalifygreens
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Our first ever roster announcement. We going to state.
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Is Black History Month reason enough to tweet this picture again?
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I’ll Venmo you $9 if you announce
@MollyBrownTown
roster with a picture of Bert in a Mixtape Jersey.
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Every year I do one measly day of Ramadan with Khalif, it is cool to read up on the reasons why people fast, here was one:
"a way to become more compassionate to those in need"
Anyways, wish me luck, Khalif and the rest of the people that do 30 days are incredible.
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I have not been nearly obnoxious enough about how much better Seattle youth is than your city. I know y’all noticed.
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One of us played their first club season, won their first (and only) Sectionals, the other is a disappointed schmuck.
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Around here we pride ourselves on footwork, this took my breath away.
(Thanks Sam for the photo)
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She’s so fucking dope. Dumb lefties in big games, what’s not to love.
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One year later.
Lesson here:
Don’t have direct conversations with your friends. Instead, make passive social media posts.
12 years in this stupid sport and no one has ever asked me to join their Lei Out team.
🦆 all y’all, I hope it rains harder.
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Got a FaceTime from this house, (best and most uncomfortable 2 and a half minutes of my day). It’s everything you’d expect: mimosas at 8:42 am, beautiful people walking around topless, and the old guy was in a bathrobe reading the newspaper.
This is the hottest team in lei out history with all due respect
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Khalif is the reason Seattle Mixtape is thriving. He’s the reason people want to play with us, and the reason I want to keep playing.
It is very comfortable walking on the field knowing we got the best player.
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Our first attempt (and definitely our most professionally done).
Mixtape Body Issue.
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