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Can't believe the offseason is over.
2024 Machine Tryout Interest Form 👇
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12-13. We take 2nd. So much to be proud of this season. Thanks to all of our friends, family, and fans everywhere who have given us the best support imaginable. We could not have done it without you!
Time for a little R&R and then we’re running it back - Machine 2020 wants more.
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We heard you all like Von highlights so we made a highlight of Von highlights
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Thank you to the amazing fans in the crowd and around the world. We felt more support than we ever expected and feel humbled.
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Shrew’s doing good! Mild concussion, mild shoulder strain, and a game winning block.
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Ultimate Frisbee - Bad Lip Reading Video
Retweet for a chance to win Chicago Machine shorts
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RETWEET CONTEST
New Mean Machine sublimated reversible tank. 2 RT's will win free tanks.
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That’s a win. On to the finals tomorrow. Jobs not done.
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Every year we have a wave of last-minute additions and last-minute dropouts before the first tryout. This dropout email we just received is the best to date:
That said, over 200 players have registered for tmrw's hat tournament and/or Machine tryouts!
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Leadership: “No distractions this weekend”
Me: *Changes my hinge location to San Diego pre-tournament* “Sir, yes sir”
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Machine 2022 by the numbers:
🦿26 rostered
📸22 snapchat users
🏁17 avatars
🚩5 faceless blobs
👶4 practice players
📋1 coach
📽️1 cinematographer
One Machine.
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15-14 we win and win the pool!!!!!!! Quarters tomorrow!!!
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And now some moron is playing Ring Of Fire on the jukebox.
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🚨 New Gear Alert 🚨
The Johnny Bansfield™️ Collection
Get yours today 👇
Special thanks to Jessi and Geoff Serednesky
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This is a time where picking sides MATTERS. Standing for black lives MATTERS. Sitting out does not serve anyone, nor does not being explicit in your messaging. So we’re here to unequivocally say that
#BlackLivesMatter
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Fierce competitor, compassionate teammate, friend to all.
Our very own Walden Nelson is the 2021 Peter Farricker Spirit Award winner!
⚙️❤️
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12-15. Hell of a season. On to next year. One machine.
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Presenting the Machine captains for the 2020 season: Walden Nelson, Nate Goff, and Kyle Rutledge!
We are excited to have this strong leadership group guiding us into the new year - stay tuned for tryout dates and info ⚙️
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Did we miss a memo about needing to release your roster in the form of a poster with names around a logo?
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No one has changed the Twitter password since I set it three years ago , so I'm just gonna live Tweet. Machine up 3-1 early against Revolver.
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Here’s the deal:
1. Donate to one of the links listed below
2. Send us a pic of your donation
3. We will match that donation
4. Get the chance to win some sweet Machine gear for already being a good human
⚙️❤️
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Lollapacrewza | Coming to a city near you! First stop: Blaine, MN for
#USOPENCHAMPS
August 7-8th
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It's all in your head they said.... they don't actually help you they said....
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Name a coach who gets more hyped for their team than Coach Andy. We’ll wait.
(Top of the screen)
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Today. Practice is a privilege denied to many.
Work harder. For those that can't.
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For the first time in ~10 years we are Central Plains Men’s Club Sectionals champions!
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Joe rips to Tie. Machine is going to Semis!!!! 15-13 Rowdy Boys
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Tomorrow, we fly to San Diego for the
@USAUltimate
National Championships! We’re coming with numerous goal scoring celebration gifs of Walden dancing salsa, so expect a lot of scores this weekend 💃🏻
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Beginning of the night: O-line handler amigos Yiding and Kyle struggle to find their chemistry early on but figure it out and finish strong after some missteps. I see no analogies that can be drawn between this and our season. None.
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The World Games just proved to the whole globe what we already knew… Nate Goff IS THAT DUDE!
Congrats to our captain, our tall guy, and, most importantly, our friend for winning 🥇 this past week.
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15-12. Great fight
@Boston_Ironside
Captains: "One drink at the party and then straight to bed."
"A fishbowl counts as a drink, right."
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Thank you, everyone.
We are proud to represent the city of Chicago.
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Walden Nelson. Not used to human contact/physical touch. Come up to him and gently touch his shoulder while talking to him. Tell him that he looks nice today. Will lose focus for 4 hours.
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Machine are the Great Lakes Regional champs!!!! Requesting submissions for puns in regards to our 15-11 victory over High Five
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Introducing the 2019 Machine Leadership!
Captains Pawel Janas, Walden Nelson, Jack Shanahan, and Nate Goff will join Head Coach Andy Neilson.
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Machine 13-12 Rhino. Universe win. Insane layout D to break to win from certified dawg™️ Jeff
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@BravoUltimate
This is really good. The attention to detail and sheer amount of effort spent are very appreciable.🚀 👍👍👍
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4-3. 5th place finish for Machine 2021. Not the weekend we wanted, but proud of fight we showed till the end.
#onemachine
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1. Nasty Nate
2. Johnny Buckets
Something special is happening here in Chicago...must be that Lake Michigan drinking water 🤔
2019 Men's Club Defensive Player Of The Year, Presented by
@DiscStore
--> [Photos by
@UltiPhotos
]
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Update: Y’all did it!!! We have received just over 6k in donations to a variety of very worthwhile causes. We will be matching with $6000 in donations to Assata’s Daughters and the Chicago Black Owned Business Relief fund
Here’s the deal:
1. Donate to one of the links listed below
2. Send us a pic of your donation
3. We will match that donation
4. Get the chance to win some sweet Machine gear for already being a good human
⚙️❤️
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Super pumped to see three guys with Machine ties will be coaching the USA U-20 Boy's National team! Andy Neilsen (current coach of Machine), Russell Wallack (former player for Machine), and Reid Koss (looks a lot like Travis Carpenter from Machine)
#ICYMI
: Reid Koss is the new head coach for the U-20 Boys' National Team. Andy Neilsen will continue as an assistant coach. And Russell Wallack will be the team’s new assistant coach. Read more here: .
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Congrats to Joe!
2019 Men's Club Offensive Player Of The Year, Presented by
@DiscStore
-> (Photo:
@UltiPhotos
)
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"Come on, guys. Clean up your stack."
Observer, after the umpteenth pick call on us.
Sorry, our offense is terrible. Where's Brett.
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tfw we don’t have to play Condors on Thursday at Nationals
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Fun fact of the day: Travis and Reid Koss are long lost brothers
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Machine takes GL Regionals 13-11 over High Five in the finals. On to Nationals in San Diego, brother!
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We lost to
@SeattleSockeye
10-11…
But then USAU said “NAH FAM, y’all need to get this win!”
So we turned on the jets and won 15-14. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We play winner of
@DigUltimate
@pghtemper
in quarters.
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Watch out for these BAD BOYS
Yellow carded bandits on the loose
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Will Neff is wearing a visor and I think someone just yelled "ultimate" before the pull. This sets us back years.
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In the midst of the fun tonight, we also found time to celebrate Walden Nelson for winning the 'Golden Attendance' award. An award we gives out any time a Machine player goes ten consecutive years without missing more than a single practice or tournament! CONGRATS WALDEN!!!
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Wooof. The ultimate community needs to discourage dangerous bids/ backpacking like this. It should not be tolerated.
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“I’m also a fun guy” -Abe Coffin
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Good luck to our own Paul Arters and Nate Goff at the final round of world games tryouts this weekend!
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Machine is excited to announce our roster for the 2019 season.
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Kurt Gibson. Easy one. Tell him that
@Brodiesmith21
was “more dark horse” and carried their team on
@AmazingRaceCBS
. Then tell him that Beau would’ve won. Will lose focus for rest of day.
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Machine is proud to be engaging with
#StepUpStepOut
, a new video initiative encouraging male players to join the gender equity conversation.
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Time to run it back.
⚙️❤️
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0-3 take
whoever designed these where’s waldo looking ass jerseys for
@MachineUltimate
needs to face some serious jail time
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No one embodies “seize the moment” like this guy who is running laps during the lightning delay
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Defensive menace, offensive terror, pride and joy of Ypsi. No one more deserving of 1st Team All-Club than Johnny. Watch out for JB in 2022 😤
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We lose. Proud of the crew for showing up big this weekend. More to do this season.
⚙️❤️
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Machine wins quarters against
@SeattleSockeye
15-11. Very intense all the way through, great game.
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We’re super excited to have our first workshop with
@disc_diversity
tonight! We’re looking to develop tools to create a more equitable Machine, as well as the awareness to identify where we have been inequitable in the past. Time to put in that work 🧠
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Machine - Bravo 15-13 W! Solid 3rd place finish. Looking onwards 📈
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🔴 Pawel
🔴 Kurt
🔴 Johnny
🔴 Nate
Not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 Machine players representing the USA this summer at
@2020wugc
!!!!!
#USAUltimate
selects 72 athletes to the
@USAUltimateMXW
U.S. National Team for the
@worldflyingdisc
@2020wugc
this July in The Netherlands.
#PullForUS
#LiveUltimate
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Von will be the nicest dude to ever posterize you. Hands down. You’ll want to thank him after he layout D’s you.
But for real, congrats to all the SOTG awardees during this trying year. This is the work that matters!
We heard you all like Von highlights so we made a highlight of Von highlights
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Machine +
@ChicagoNemesis
BBQ after a long practice weekend. Summertime in Chicago doesn’t get any better.
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@being_ulti
Hey man, everyone here knows you don’t mess with Walden when he gets in one of his moods
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Alex Evange. Whenever you find yourself around him, yell “CUT Rules”. No matter what he’s doing he will stop and repeat it back to you. This will continue indefinitely until you stop saying it. Will lose focus for ~5 seconds for every
@cutrules
uttered in his vicinity.
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Been true for years. Congrats Vonny!
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