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Alexander Rob

@TheStarwald

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Husband, Father, Gamer, Writer, Reader, Author of Everfont

Joined April 2023
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@TheStarwald
Alexander Rob
21 days
There Will be Thousands is available now! I'll put the link in the comments. If you guys have time, please go check it out.
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7 months
@hayasaka_aryan To my dying day, I will always be disappointed by Korra. Great concept, great character designs, interesting villains--the only bad part of it was Korra herself.
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7 months
@IAmDavidJTaylor There are probably some minute differences, but if you had played this for me and told me it was the original band, I would have believed you.
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2 years
@JohnathanPerk Imagine being older than 20 and using the phrase "Imma" unironically. Take your own advice. Go back to school.
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1 year
@aangdaily Korra has such a cool design. I wish she hadn't been such wasted potential.
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11 months
@Dianexis Come up with something that actually refutes"shall not" and then we'll talk. Until then, cope.
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1 year
@StarWars0nly Bodies aren't caught on lightsabers like a sword. Lightsabers cut through people. Disney doesn't understand lightsabers. This opening is everything wrong with Star Wars.
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10 months
@CantEverDie When in the boundaries of traditional marriage.
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7 months
@SwampAdvice Men are meant for more. "Whatever thou art, play well thy part.".
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1 year
@Johnny2Cellos Canon exists to define the parameters the story exists in. It sets the precedent for what can and cannot happen, so the audience has some idea of what they reasonably can expect. If you break canon, even in small ways, it lessens the enjoyability of the film or story. This is.
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7 months
@LigmaLungus @kenzietuff Asuka fans malding right now, yeah?.
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1 year
@YourBudTevin I thought you guys loved St. Floyd?.
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7 months
@kenzietuff Asuka remains superior, then. The Rein knockoff, as always, is inferior.
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7 months
@kala2k7 I wanted this show to be good. I feel I may be in the minority, but Tomb Raider (2013), Rise of the Tomb Raider, and Shadow of the Tomb Raider were all enjoyable games for me. Shadow was the weakest, both in terms of gameplay and writing, but it was still a solid outing. Even.
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1 year
@truest1313 @masonmennenga @Alex_Vlassop It should be noted that Archaeologists claim there is no evidence for anything resembling "a needle's eye gate." However, it should be noted archaeology is an incredibly imprecise field. The city of Troy was thought to be fictional until recently, and we discovered the Dead Sea.
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1 year
@Boenau Bicycles should be on sidewalks.
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7 months
@SwampAdvice Man can't grow toward the sky without a higher purpose. They do not exist as beasts in the field, but as the offspring of God. They are meant for more than idyllic observation, they are meant to build, to create, and to foster worthwhile attributes. They tame themselves as much.
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper Emilia is best girl.
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7 months
@Damondyor The odds of winning are low, but never zero.
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7 months
I'm a pretty political person. Its probably pretty easy to tell what my political leanings are if you look hard enough, and I definitely am planted on one side. However, when I was a kid, books provided me with peace and an escape I couldn't get anywhere else. I write to tell.
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6 months
Just watched a 90's classic, The Pagemaster, with the kids. It has one of my all time favorite depictions of God in it. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it.
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8 months
@jflWrites Thanks! It was done by this artist. I've had her redo Everfont's cover as well, but it's not released yet.
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7 months
@prof_fantasy My book, Everfont, is pretty clean. No swearing or curses, but there is violence.
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7 months
@TsukihimeFanboy @kala2k7 Those are also great.
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Alexander Rob
8 months
I'm going to be deleting most of my tweets in the past year to start fresh. If anyone is interested in the tweets before this point, they will be uploaded to my Substack for perusal as soon as I have the zip.
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7 months
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7 months
@BeardofDarkness I would like to be considered!.
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1 year
@anactualwalnut How is your clump of cells different from that of a fetus?. Fetus means baby, in latin by the way. Every time you say fetus, you're saying baby in a different language.
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7 months
@mask_bastard Tim Hawkins is great.
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7 months
@nice_Slayer Kono wadai tsu (?) kerun desuka?.
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Alexander Rob
7 months
@rywilwrite Futuristic/Fantasy idioms don't have to be completely understood by the audience. They just have to be able extrapolate the basic meaning. You can also introduce them later in the story, after elements involved in the idiom have been introduced, so the reader understands.
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper My wife is 4"12, but all I see are angry eyebrows when I look down.
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper Never ever would I wake up and record myself screaming into my phone and then post it to the internet in the vain delusion it will make a difference.
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7 months
@kyleprohaska Congrats!.
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper @DrPikachu69 Have you checked out Kaichou Wa Maid Sama or Apothecary Diaries?.
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7 months
@nihilists4jesus Oof. He's chonkers enough he should be an honorable mention.
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8 months
@WomanDefiner The Mentalist was good.
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7 months
@awakendaysaint I've always understood that they will be more than we can handle, almost always, unless we turn to Christ. As to ourselves, we are weak--but with Christ, we can do anything.
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7 months
@ShitpostGate Does anyone know what the song is?.
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Alexander Rob
8 months
Alright, I've cleaned house. I've deleted all tweets on my timeline prior to the start of October in order to start fresh. Hopefully I'll be more positive this time. If, for some reason, you are interested in reading my deleted tweets, you can find them on my Substack.
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Alexander Rob
7 months
Hanz Zimmer and Ludwig Goransson just found a new sound effect for the next Nolan movie.
@HowThingsWork_
HOW THINGS WORK
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Laser surface clearing in action! That's one way to strip back some old varnish!. Video Credit:🎥 Flaser. pl
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Alexander Rob
7 months
@AG_Gobstopper Nah, I get the criticisms and agree with a lot of them. I'm a fan of his type of trope, which is why I'm more forgiving. Its also somewhat clear that he's a last minute addition to the cast, as is most of Golden Deer. The conflict was initially meant to be Edelgard/Dmitri, and he.
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7 months
When I was younger, my friends and I would all have Lan parties where we would play Real Time Strategy games. When we would play island maps in Age of Mythology, I would colonize the random islands and fill them entirely with Norse farms. This image reminds me of those times.
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bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️
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7 months
@kenzietuff Rei. Typo.
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8 months
C.S Lewis had Midas Mouth, because all his words are gold.
@kangminjlee
Kangmin Lee | 이강민
8 months
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.". - C.S. Lewis, Present Concerns.
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7 months
@DavidJohnButler I've been there, it's rough.
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8 months
@althazyr Congrats! That's an awesome milestone.
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7 months
@NephTalks I like older women wine mom looks (without the personality), so that's probably why it doesn't bother me as much as it does other people.
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7 months
@nice_Slayer "Say Dragonball is the greatest anime of all time.". *Spits* "Goku would lose to Superman.".
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper Most of the plagues God has sent upon people are consequences of their own choices.
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper @DrPikachu69 I haven't seen that one. I'll have to check it out. I'm a sucker for good writing. Frieren became my favorite show of all time when it aired. My wife and I refer to Apothecary Diaries as CSI: China, but we really loved it and we're excited for season 2.
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Alexander Rob
7 months
Donald Trump did this.
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McDonald's can now legally fix its own ice cream machines 🍦. Previously only the manufacturer, Taylor, was allowed to fix them
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper I will never.
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7 months
Big thanks to everyone who has read/is reading Everfont. It is currently number 12 on the Kindle Reading list for Children's Fantasy. I don't know why it is categorized that way (its more YA) but I'll take it either way. Edit: I should note this screenshot was taken yesterday.
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@TheStarwald
Alexander Rob
1 year
@BiancaFerrara2 I never stopped using retarded because I never stopped being retarded. Checkmate, retard.
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7 months
@nihilists4jesus Golden snub nose monkey
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper I'm more of a misfit, so I suppose that's why I like Golden Deer. I actually like Sylvain more than anyone else in Blue Lions, though I do like Felix and Dmitri. I don't like anyone in Black Eagles. Marianne, Hilda, Lysithea, and Claude are my favorites in the game. Cyril, even.
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Alexander Rob
7 months
Radiant Dawn. I still believe it is the best Fire Emblem game to date. It has the best cast, the best story, the best mechanics, and the best polish. Other mentions:. Kotor 1 and 2.Any Pokemon game gen 5 and before.Radiant Historia.Twilight Princess.FFX.The World Ends with You.
@MauLer93
MauLer
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Bloodborne.Simpsons: Hit and Run.Super Mario Sunshine.Resident Evil 4 .Plants vs. Zombies.Portal.Dark Souls.Quake.Luigi's Mansion.Metroid Prime.Super Metroid.Bioshock.God of War III.Batman: Arkham Asylum.Age of Empires.Super Smash Bros. Melee.Shadow of the Colossus.Peggle.
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7 months
@BenGalley Oof. Ooof. Ooof. Ooooof.
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6 months
@AG_Gobstopper Its great! A little fast paced, and there was some potential it didn't quite capitalize on, but overall a great film. I'm sad it got such terrible reviews.
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper Lysithea and Marianne are the goats of Three Houses, but Marianne edges it out for me. Claude is King, Dmitri is okay, and Edelgard can pound sand.
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8 months
@BookSpotlight This post reeks of crepephobia.
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8 months
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper Claude clears Dmitri easy, fite me.
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7 months
@DavidJohnButler I think its easy to forget that archaeology as we know it is a relatively young field of study, and that quite a bit of the world is unexplored. Most archaeologists of today are hampered by academia and regulation, however. It feels like we don't truly have any pioneer explorers.
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1 year
@JadeK526 Its guaranteed they would be alive.
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7 months
@AG_Gobstopper @ShitpostGate I just figured this is the kind of animation you like, hahaha. The caption doesn't apply.
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