your pal gnome chompsky
@nihilists4jesus
Followers
4K
Following
36K
Media
2K
Statuses
18K
pope of mormon chili town. radical space mormon. mormon existentialist. beloved science fiction author. read my books 👇
high fiving a million angels
Joined April 2020
hey would guys like to buy what one author (me) is calling the greatest space opera novel ever written? https://t.co/aHNlDGTkaY
amazon.com
27
18
169
@pants if you like science fiction my book is also full of lovable freaks https://t.co/b83bEi65Yj
amazon.com
0
0
1
I actually think all BYU athletes should smoke weed. it should be mandatory.
1
0
21
Me when I eat the peanuts of unconsciousness and fear.
Planters peanuts - Kihei Hawaii, lost consciousness for about 4hrs and hit my head. Super sick. Contaminated peanuts. I'm scared. https://t.co/7Fchkv6Vas
0
1
3
10 things I hate about you, obviously
1
0
19
@DonBluth would appreciate your thoughts on this, sir
0
0
3
when I followed @pants a few years ago he just had a relatively small following but I saw "stay off the cobblestones you fool" and I knew I was witnessing genius. very cool to see him become a fixture of twitter. sometimes this hell site still coughs up gems.
10
23
2K
insane aura
70 years ago today, Nancy Sinatra recorded “These Boots Are Made For Walkin’”
4
2
23
say what you will about her journalistic integrity but she sure can write
307
288
8K
Dieter F. Uchtdorf: Let us not "forget the lessons of history, to remain vigilant against hatred, exclusion and violence, to ensure that no one is treated as different or lesser because of their origin, faith or socioeconomic circumstance."
sltrib.com
LDS apostle Dieter Uchtdorf spoke at Fort Douglas Cemetery on the German National Day of Remembrance, urging listeners to work toward peace and reconciliation.
7
28
176
"If solitude exists, and I'm not sure that it does, one should certainly have the right to dream about it, occasionally, as paradise."
2
0
21
insane revelations continue to come out of the epstein files
19
15
489
when I read books for young people from a long time ago I'm struck by how intelligent they are and how they treat their child readers as intelligent. I want to give it a shot.
0
0
6
I thought my next side project was going to be a novella version of Skin from my short story collection but I think I'm finally going to write the fantasy adventure for my kids that I've been meaning to for years.
1
0
9
gone are the days when byu was represented by upstanding young Mormon boys like Jim McMahon
Sorry to the BYU sports lovers. I have many in my own family. But given the direction the globalist church is heading, and the fact that many of the athletes are not even LDS, The sports programs need to be dropped yesterday. Also, I have rarely seen a sports based
14
4
341
kind of beautiful to see so many nationalities and ethnicities represented. wherever you go, it turns out men are kind of terrible.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
6
3
111
mormon parents love to say stuff like "remember who you are" when kids leave the house but my dad was a greek classicist so he said stuff like "with this shield or on it"
6
1
92
Pompey thought the Roman people would enjoy seeing the sacrifice of the elephants in the arena. They did not. "Portrayed as nothing more than a blood-lusting rabble, the plebs actually were sometimes critical of what they witnessed at arena spectacles. The ceremonies to dedicate
69
488
4K