Yes, my novels are real, and they’re fabulous! Check ‘em out here, shaking their thang: https://t.co/SNHD19YrpD

I posted the same video with the same description and same hashtags at the same time here and on TikTok. The post here has less than 7% of the impressions of the post there, even through I have over 30x more followers here.

Full disclosure, this isn’t a real review (I wrote the script), and this isn’t even a real person (Flux 2 Pro and Google Veo 3.1), but it’s a great example of just how far the technology has advanced in a short period of time. The lip-synching is almost perfect. #aivideo #yascifi

A major survey earlier this year revealed that half of all authors are already using AI to some degree in their workflow—2/3 just won’t admit it publicly.

A late-forties tattooed, bearded biker veteran doing #BookTok content for teen girls is NOT the play for promoting Doors to the Stars. What I need is 14–22-year-old spokeswoman who’s enthusiastic about the book. Ideally with an established platform. More research is required…

This nearly half-million-word trilogy hit Amazon’s Top 7,000 for over six weeks (peaking in the low 2,000’s), earned 4.7 stars across 1,500+ reviews, sold thousands of copies, and got over six million Kindle Unlimited page reads—in its first year alone.

It’s a little annoying that you have to tell @claudeai explicitly to process the JSON as a data file with a script and not burn tokens parsing it like a text file, but like with all software; garbage in, garbage out.

Converting a conlang from SVO to OSV when you have a few dozen already established phrases is a bit of a PITA, I’ll be honest, but I’ve finished the work. The new vocabulary was the easiest part. Applying the grammar rules was much harder.

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” @Apple:

I actually sold two this month, but had a return. Solid progress if you ask me!

Incidentally, December is #LumberjackElvesInSuspendersAndABraMonth. Videos forthcoming.

There, I fixed it. Meanwhile, can someone tell @Apple that Linux did the transparent background thing first, except you could control the damned opacity level. And also it was tacky and we all stopped using it in 2003.

Welp, #TrashyTrailerParkElvesMonth was a flop, but you can’t say I didn’t try. I will admit I’m extremely disappointed in all of you though.

I love how the new iOS update makes everything *just* transparent enough you can’t read the fucking text. Great job, @Apple. 👌

But seriously, if you want to know what my books are like, they’re the exact opposite of… whatever the hell this is supposed to be.

“You can’t accurately describe writer’s block in one image.” Me:

Welp, that gets the hardest of passes from me.

I’ve been told the motherfucking algorithm throttles profanity. That’s fucking bullshit, man. This platform is ass.

Pro tip: When working with AI, structure your data in a format scripts can easily ingest (like JSON) and save tokens for the real meaty textual work. No point in wasting context parsing a file when a script can do it for free.