Official #ChiefsKingdom Mom
@TheReal_JLW
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Food enthusiast. Sports fanatic. I can usually be found defending Mahomes from SB LV slander.
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Everyone says that Mahomes has been horrible this year...but he has 400 more passing yards and 3 more TDs than the guy who will win MVP and he did this while his team had an NFL record 40 drops this year.
#ChiefsKingdom
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"Eminem is ruining the NFL"
"I don't watch football to see superstars"
"Why do I hate him so much?"
"Why do I have to see his ugly face?"
"Why does he annoy me so much?"
If you are pumped when they show Eminem at an NFL game then you can miss me with any Taylor Swift hate.
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My Swiftie friend made a giant friendship bracelet for our Super Bowl party.
I bring the football puns, she brings the Swift ones, and next Sunday is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥.
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Tony Romo: This is why Josh Allen is Mr. January!!!
My husband: Well, I guess that nickname makes sense because Allen has never played in February.
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Imagine how bad 2020 would be if the Chiefs didn't win the Superbowl.
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We're a football school.
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"If Tyreek Hill catches that ball that he bounces off of his forehead, we got a different game".
SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!
Was the O line atrocious in SB LV? Yes. Was Mahomes still getting the ball to his receivers who repeatedly dropped it? Also yes.
Warren Sapp is spitting 100 percent facts about Patrick Mahomes! 🔥
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@jpollard888
@MitchSchwartz71
@bylindsayhjones
@JennyVrentas
@minakimes
Grand juries don't absolve or convict, they determine whether, in their opinion, there is enough to go to trial. Sexual assault is almost always 'he said, she said' & near impossible to prove. Not being able to prove something happened isn't the same as something not happening.
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Kansas City meteorologists when they finally get a snow storm right on their 4th try in a month.
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@ArrowheadLive
Offering a public statement means nothing and changes nothing. Unfortunately we have reached a point with social media where people are convinced statements are important and have stopped paying attention to whether there is a helpful action as opposed to a public statement.
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@nickimg617
@NoraPrinciotti
There is zero chance the Texans are getting in the postseason but it could hurt the Colts. But since the Colts couldn't beat the Texans in 70 minutes, they may not make it either. 🤣🤣🤣
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@oofamus4
@SportsCenter
Considering FDU was a First Four team and only got in on a technicality, I think we can call them the first ever 17 seed.
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@WabashinFenway
LOL Yeah she just randomly picked the Chiefs because they are defending SB Champs. There was no other factor that played into this.
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@BadLegalTakes
The old 'keep trying until you get what you want' prosecution trick. If only the founding fathers had enough foresight to stop this...
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Jimmy Garoppolo with a wide open man to win the Superbowl.
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It's hilarious that Brittany Mahomes is annoying because she screams when her husband makes an incredible play but the person behind this account likely screams for their favorite team but no one on the team knows they exist.
Normalize wives cheering for their husbands.
It's hard to fathom that Patrick Mahomes not only found, but MARRIED the most annoying human on planet earth.
#QuarterbackNetflix
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How many years will we have to hear Ravens fans complain about Lamar underthrowing a ball into triple coverage and not getting a DPI call?
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Anyone else see this sky in western KC? What the Hawkins is going on?
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Someone just reminded Bronze that offensive offsides exists.
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@josiahthedon
@_justkimberlyy
That was my thought. Good for him for learning that lesson early, but dang it's rough to know that at 18.
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Sending
@tkelce
all the good vibes today!!!
Do we want him to play or rest him just to ensure he's 100% moving forward? 🥹🫣😬
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Never change, Boston.
Never change.
Lmao
They’re not excessively showing Eminem at every single lions game, excessively posting about him every other day, etc
It ain’t even close to the same miss me with that drama
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Colinsworth says Trubisky and Mahomes are comparable because they can both scramble and complete some passes.
They also both wear shoulder pads and jerseys.
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@KeFu11er
Man that sucks if you are finding out about a trade on Twitter.
But hey if it is you, can you please tell Sutton to stop dropping Houston back in coverage? Cause I'm about to claw his eyes out over that crap.
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My 8 year old does not care much about sports, but when we listen to a
@Chiefs
game on the radio as soon as he hears
@mitchholthus
yell "TOUCHDOWN" he finishes it with "KAN! SAS! CITY!". Everyone in KC knows how it works!
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@anaperezworld
Me too! I was jamming out during halftime a few super bowls ago! Truth be told I am way more of an Eminem fan than a TS fan - it's not even close! I was just trying to be silly and make a point and it kind of blew up so here we are. 🤣
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@HaroldLStokes
@AdamSchefter
Yeah... why ESPN 2 when we would all clearly rather listen/watch them??
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@M_Vernon
KSU trolls KU for losing OC...KSU loses OC.
KSU trolls KU for bball player kicked off the team for assaulting a woman...KSU has bball player kicked off team for assaulting a woman.
KSU trolls KU for having star QB announce he's staying...KSU star QB announces he's staying.
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If Odell Beckham was hyphenated the Chiefs would have signed him already.
#ChiefsKingdom
Chiefs have signed former Bears and Vikings WR Ihmir Smith-Marsette to their practice squad. He was on the field for practice Friday.
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@raspbearry24
Did you just address me as Jesus? Because to clear, I am not Him.
In a typical NFL game there are 126 snaps. You really want to claim that they show Taylor Swift 127+ times a game? Don't let something that happens for 90 seconds ruin 3 hours. They cut to the crowd all the time
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@LanceTHESPOKEN
You can have a lot of arguably valid preseason takes, waiting to see if they come true. Who knows? Life is weird sometimes.
But saying Reid was fired for a reason after leading his team to 4 straight AFCCG? At home? Playing in 2 SBs? Winning 1?
Someone is high.
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@MLP_Esq
@BadLegalTakes
I am constantly amazed at how many lawyers don't know basic things, like the law. I study statutes & caselaw then endlessly worry that I am interpreting it incorrectly just to discover some colleagues haven't read a thing since law school.
And they're probably making more money
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@ClayWendler
At some point we have to stop complaining about every possible ref assignment, unless it Cheffars. We can always complain about Cheffars.
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@chris_leddy
@TTMBrian
Thank you for your honesty. It's refreshing to see someone so boldly take an L.
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@BadLegalTakes
You are either going to have a fantastic next few days or end up closing this account. I don't think there will be an in between.
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@sexyman48
@KyleGAdema
Are you serious???? He doesn't have to grope get for a sweet amount of time for that to be inappropriate and actionable. There was absolutely no reason for him to touch her, period. There was no reason to stick his hands out, period. Don't excuse bad behavior.
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@michaeleaves
You know if he had made and then publicized a very large charitable donation Karen would have pulled the "you should do charity just for the good it does others, not the publicity you will get" card.
People are the worst.
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@ImThatGinga
@no_1_you_kno
@CincyJungle
Literally didn't have the fastest weapon last year and still put up better numbers than the entire NFL including Burrow who had 2 WR1s and a WR3 that probably would have been WR1 for the Chiefs.
Next excuse.
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As official
#ChiefsKingdom
Mom, let me remind you people (
@ChiefsAholic
) lie on the internet. You don't really know a person just bc you talk online.
Also, financial planning tip: attending every game requires you are either independently wealthy or rob banks. No in between.
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I'm not sure who is taking over UCLA next year, but maybe I'll catch it the 18,349th time these announcers discuss it.
#CactusBowl
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@BadLegalTakes
Both 'rebel coochie' and 'pumpkin spice coochie' chimed in to defend parents. That's a sentence I never contemplated previously.
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@charless_94
I appreciate you so much I tore my calf jumping up and down when you strip sacked Jackson in the AFCCG. We are rehabing together!
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@EdoSaii
It's really hilarious that the joke is Allen can't get past Mahomes & you are pointing out another QB who can do EXACTLY what Allen can't.
Is this really your best argument?
May be best to move on rather than make an argument that doubles down on the joke you don't like?
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@chiefschicktx
It's absolutely not tacky to sue someone who injured you while they committed several felonies & you were just minding your own business. If I were them, I would wait until statute of limitation is about to run out & then file the lawsuit, closer to when he gets his 1st contract.
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Because you played Arizona and not KC the week you traveled there, you doorknob.
If that’s the case we should’ve played on AZ original grass! we was fine the week we traveled there and won 🙃
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@WabashinFenway
Then why highlight that her boyfriend's team is the defending SB champion as if that factored into her fandom.
The point is she has been to all but like 3 or 4 games this year because she is a supportive girlfriend. Why does that bother you?
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@mthr_jo
@BBC100women
This is what I have never understood. Bras actually have a utilitarian purpose, even if they are marketed as being pretty and lifting the girls. When I see a pair free flowing in the wind it makes me wonder how much pain they are in. Lol
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@BadLegalTakes
I enjoyed buzzwords like "willing combatant" & "insurgent". He probably spent some time watching movies, may have even read things on Reddit. My favorite part is insinuating that a combat veteran would be an expert on civilian law. Good attempt on his part.
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐1/2.
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@dionlisle
I love both! Actually I love Eminem more than Swift but I was just trying to make a sarcastic joke and everyone on the internet found it so i look like a huge Taylor Swift fan. 😅
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@ripjoeagain
@jwuk206
@EmmanuelAcho
1 - Last week the Chiefs were on a bye.
2 - When they played 2 weeks ago, the Chiefs scored 40+ points for the 3rd time in 7 games.
3 - As of week 7 (last time they played) Mahomes lead the league in passing yards, passing TDs, & QBR.
But you're right, he has thrown an INT.
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Evolution of Chiefs Twitter tonight:
Kickoff: We're about to smoke them!
Halftime: We're about to smoke them!
After game: FIRE ALL WRS & VEACH & MAYBE ANDY
90 mins later: OK maybe some games are fluky & not a blueprint for the entire season.
Never change,
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@tdogjuwan
@jazayerli
The point is that Chiefs were screaming about this 3 years ago but no one cares until it happens to your team. I absolutely agree it needs to change bc I was more worried that the would win the coin flip than score a TD. Maybe if enough people get mad they'll change it.
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@ImThatGinga
@no_1_you_kno
@CincyJungle
That explains your delusion. You think Burrow was throwing for 775 yds & 6 TDs in 3 quarters.
Now explain why Smith won 1 playoff game in his entire time with Reid's offense but Mahomes has been to 5 AFCCG, 3 SBs, won 2 with same offense but worse defenses.
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@BallenCBTech
@WSJ
@TheOnion
I checked 5 times and I honestly am still not convinced this is an actual WSJ story.
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@JeremyDBoreing
@benshapiro
This is easily fixed by taking an antibody test. If you don't have antibodies, you don't have protection - even with a confirmed, previous infection. If you do have the antibodies, you have protection even w/o a confirmed, previous infection. This isn't an unsolvable problem.
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@ChiefsReporter
@RealMNchiefsfan
The crazy thing is he isn't wrong. Maybe he just seems slow in comparison to the speed on the rest of the team??? I thought that same thing about his 30 yard run against the Texans. He was just leisurely jogging but somehow picked up 30 yards. Lol
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@Rohkiiiii
Bro Eminem literally was shown for like 5 uninterrupted minutes during the Super Bowl a few years ago and you wanna act like the NFL isn't showing him down our throats?
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I was introducing myself to an attorney in Albuquerque. I said "I'm in KC-" & she cut me off.
"Congratulations!!!"
...."oh the Chiefs? That was fun!!!"
"Yeah, but I meant living in the same city as Travis Kelce. Girl, have you seen him? I became an instant Chiefs fan".
💀💀💀
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@jpollard888
@MitchSchwartz71
@bylindsayhjones
@JennyVrentas
@minakimes
If you are an attorney then I am not sure why you don't understand that not proving something happened criminally isn't the same as it not happening. The justice system absolutely shouldn't conclude he is guilty, regular people and NFL don't have the same bar though.
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@SexyTroopLover
@Kevo_Bevo
How is it possible that a currently-living journalist hasn't figured out Twitter yet? 🤣🤣🤣
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Talks too much and starts a fight then tries to run away and play the victim when the fight materializes?
Definitely a Jsoh Allen fan.
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@M_Vernon
There's really no reason to mock kids for being excited about a season that has already far exceeded their expectations. Let them experience joy.
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@TerezPaylor
Does he plan to change his last name to Williams? If not I worry about how he will fit in.
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@Chiefs247365
Also, *14 to Detroit and *6 to the Raiders because of the defensive scores the Chiefs offense allowed.
And that doesn't even include the points scored off of TOs where the offense made them defend the red zone immediately.
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Guys, we've been over this.
Skip makes ridiculous claims to generate hate clicks because hate clicks increase revenue.
Stop retweeting and responding and the trash takes will stop as well.
#ChiefsKingdom
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@jc_playmakerWNY
@MitchSchwartz71
He entered concussion protocol early in the 3rd quarter of a divisional playoff game and wasn't cleared to play again for 5 days. Tua came back in the same game week 3. You just pointed out Chiefs followed protocol with much higher stakes, so you're arguing against yourself. 🤷
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@stefenwiz61
@ByNateTaylor
I don't want to live in a world where an offensive lineman is penalized for having cat-like reflexes. Who can I talk to about this ???
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@nostalgic_broad
@jiggyjayy2
I agree - watching your kids turn into people who can take care of themselves (which is the point of parenting) is absolutely amazing. Worrying about something 10-20 years down the road that is a perfectly healthy and normal part of life is so bizarre.
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@theelakeshow
@anaperezworld
Jim, I can tell from the anger radiating from your post that Taylor Swift has ruined your entire NFL season. You will likely never be able to enjoy an NFL game again. You are so brave for addressing this head on.
On behalf of everyone, we are sorry this happened to you.
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Am I the only one who still feels this way? Obviously they could lose (duh) but panicking with 40 minutes left in the game seems premature...
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Sammy Watkins telling other players to rub some dirt on it and get back out there is a special kind of hilarious.
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@ClayWendler
@NFLonCBS
I didn't want to hate on Bienemy but when I saw this last week I wondered how long it would take for this to even out. I didn't think it would only be one week.
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@patticakes2k
@BadLegalTakes
The more lawyers I interact with, the more I am convinced they only study law as a hobby.
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Didn't realize
@StoneColdJones
earrings existed and now I can't imagine my life without them.
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@HowUBenFeller
@MySportsUpdate
I just did a quick check & you mentioned Taylor Swift around 40 times in the last couple of months, most every time specifically asking that people stop talking about her. So about once every 3 days or so you bring her up to ask people to stop talking about her.
Fascinating.
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You guys look at Nick Allegretti.
❤️😭😭😭
In their win over the 49ers, the
@Chiefs
became the first team ever to trail four separate times in a Super Bowl and come back to win.
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