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CLINCHED. For the first time in 17 years, the
@SacramentoKings
are headed to the playoffs…ending the longest active playoff drought in American professional sports.
I’ve been compiling clips for this video all season. This is my tribute to THE BEAM SEASON.
#SacramentoProud
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This is just embarrassing by Luka Doncic. Such a flop. So dramatic. This isn’t fun. Just play the game.
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Vince McMahon reacts to Myles Garrett and Mason Rudolph’s scuffle from tonight’s NFL action 😂
#PITvsCLE
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@WorldWideWob
Sabonis led the league in triple doubles, double doubles, rebounds, broke the consecutive double double record. You could argue he should be higher on this list.
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@ChrisVernonShow
@KevinOConnorNBA
Thanks Verno 👍. Though his FG% and assists have noticeably increased during his time in Sac, I take your point. I think I’m just still flabbergasted by KOC’s suggestion that the Kings would be better off without him 😆
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Golden 1 Center rafters are about to get a little more crowded.
#LightTheBeam
#SacramentoProud
#DivisionChamps
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Imagine not voting for either of these guys to make the All Star team. Insane.
De’Aaron Fox tonight: Sabonis tonight:
44 points 16 points
4 rebounds 20 rebounds
4 assists 12 assists
2 steals 2 steals
LIGHT THE BEAM. 🔥
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De’Aaron Fox is a better basketball player than Luka Doncic. That’s a fact.
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There’s no statistical argument for putting Chet or Sengun in the All Star Game over Domantas Sabonis. None. Nada. Zero. He’s performing better than them in virtually every way.
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The way the refs officiate the Warriors vs how they officiate the Kings is truly disgraceful.
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@xHeatLifer
@TheNBACentral
Is there any statistical argument for Bam over Sabonis? I don’t think it’s even a debate. Domas is the better player in virtually every aspect.
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I found a Chinese website where you can order custom bootleg Sacramento Kings jerseys for only $20. That makes it only $180 to fulfill my dream of ordering a Kings jersey for every player we could have drafted from the last 10 NBA drafts, but passed on for someone worse.
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De’Aaron Fox is a legit superstar. He took over the last 5 minutes of the game to secure a win against the defending champs. Just a dominant performance. We are so lucky to watch this guy play night in and night out. A truly special talent.
#LightTheBeam
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In honor of our first home win the other night, my graphic designer friend (
@SkylerinDallas
) made me this dope D'Aaron Fox illustration. Go Kings!
#SacramentoProud
@SacramentoKings
@sactownroyalty
@CarmichaelDave
@swipathefox
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Two years ago my wife ordered a cameo of Norm Macdonald for my birthday. Little did I know, he was in the throes of cancer when he recorded this. And he still managed to crack me up. It’s a clip I’ll cherish forever. RIP to the GOAT.
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Kings broadcast crew hilariously calling out the Laker fans celebrating behind them after the loss 😂
@KyleDraperTV
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@KevinOConnorNBA
You saying we are not a championship team is not why we are mad at you 😂. It’s the Sabonis slander.
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Watching poor Rick Santorum have to respond to that disastrous press conference by Donald Trump 😂
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Imagine thinking Embiid's kick was worse than Draymond's stomp. These people are beyond delusional.
#SacramentoProud
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People from the bay area need to stop saying they're from Sacramento. You're not Sacramento. 😏
#SacramentoProud
#GoKings
#LightTheBeam
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*Lakers announce they plan to scale back LeBron's minutes for the remainder of the season*
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@KingKC_916
There are more A’s fans than fans of other teams in Sacramento. Giants are
#1
, but A’s are certainly
#2
.
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Someone’s gotta talk to the folks at the Sacramento airport and tell them this isn’t okay. This town has one team.
#SacramentoProud
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It's been exactly 1,462 days since Han Solo asked Maz Kanata where she got Luke's lightsaber.
"A good question, for another time."
That time is today. The long wait is over. Surely we'll get our answer.
#RiseOfSkwalker
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41 points for De’Aaron Fox tonight. Triple double for Domantas Sabonis.
Not just All Stars. Superstars.
#LightTheBeam
#SacramentoProud
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@AnnouncerScott
@James_HamNBA
@tvLisaGonzales
The way warriors fans have reacted to this news is downright embarrassing.
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Ok, Warriors fans are officially not allowed to complain about officiating after this game. Absurd.
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So we’re moving into the new
@lucidchart
office on Monday! I may or may not have had a hand in how we named our new conference rooms 😉
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@NYPost_Berman
Berman doing everything he can to ignore the fact that the Knicks are a complete dumpster fire. An embarrassment to the entire league.
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@DAT_Emeka
@thizzzkidd
More than sure. Born and raised here. It’s literally a point of pride that we’re NOT the Bay Area.
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In 2003 I worked at a movie theater and Grant Napear bought 1 ticket to Runaway Jury starring John Cusack and as I handed him the ticket I said "if you don't like that, you don't like John Grisham courtroom dramas!" and I can't overstate how much he didn't like that I did that
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I will knock on every door if it means keeping Chaffetz out and getting
@SpencerJCox
elected. Every. Single. Door.
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Hey everyone I need to confess that I yelled something at Carmelo Anthony while he was checking in to the game. At halftime, a gentleman in a suit handed this to me.
#YOLO
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My reaction when I’m wearing Kings gear and I pass by a fellow Sacramento fan.
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Wow, that season finale for
#TheMandalorian
. Easily the best Star Wars content since the Disney acquisition.
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Imagine if De’Aaron Fox got SGA’s whistle. Would have easily dropped a 50 piece tonight. 41 still ain’t bad!
#LightTheBeam
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I listened to
@CarmichaelDave
ask
@JayBilas
direct, but respectful questions about his mischaracterizations of the Kings locker room. I’m so grateful Dave is our ambassador. I’d rather have no one else be our voice on that stage.
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Google search is now using
@lucidchart
as the featured snippet definition when anyone googles “what is a pupper?” 😂😂😂
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There is no worse fanbase in sports than
#Lakers
fans. And they just signed the best player on the planet. This is my nightmare.
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It kind of feels surreal knowing that I was in attendance for what will forever be referred to as “The Stomp Game”…but to me, this will always be “The Davion Game.” We do not win game 2 without him.
@hoopculture13
#SacramentoProud
#LightTheBeam
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@FrankBurner2
@AndrewDBailey
LMAO? Giannis is a two-time MVP, NBA Champion, Finals MVP. Is it even close? Luka puts up some nice stats but it hasn’t amounted to much at all. Not saying Luka can’t get there, but Giannis is clearly the better player right now.
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@Andy_Staples
Honestly wondering if it’s even worth it to BYU to keep scheduling Utah (in both football and basketball). Cupcake wins don’t exactly help their resume.
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De’Aaron Fox out here with some serious Michael Jordan energy 😍
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I got to sit on the court and watch the Kings warm up. I think the rich guy sitting behind me thought I was a make-a-wish kid or something cause he asked, “hey bud you want any snacks? I’ll order anything you want.” I replied, “Yes I’d like some red vines.” So I got red vines.
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The Last Jedi is the Pinkerton of movies. The Blue album (The Force Awakens) was solid, safe, and fun. But Pinkerton’s unexpected sound angered fans. Rolling Stone even named it worst album of 1996. 20+ years later, it’s largely revered as a masterpiece.
#TheLastJedi
#Weezer
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“person woman man camera...TV”
😂 I can’t get over how funny it is to hear Trump talk about how he aced his cognitive test. I had to give this clip the Billy Madison edit. 👇
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Under normal circumstances, I’d wish the Warriors well moving forward. But after Warriors fans defended Draymond’s stomp and then boo’d a bleeding Sabonis after he got elbowed in the eye by Looney, they get none of my support. Not one iota.
#SacramentoProud
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@TheAthleticNBA
@chewislin
@HuntPatterson_
@chewislin
please humbly accept my attempt at fan art…I’m a big fan 😂
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I don't love the idea of
#BYU
or
#Gonzaga
going to the Mountain West, but I do love the idea of St. Mary's getting shut out of that conversation completely. I made this specifically for
@zblox
to help ease the pain of more college expansion drama.
#TheGodfather
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@KristianHarloff
1. The Last Jedi
2. Star Wars
3. The Empire Strikes Back
4. The Force Awakens
5. Return of the Jedi
6. Rogue One
7. Solo
8. The Phantom Menace
9. Revenge of the Sith
10. Clone Wars animated movie
11. Attack of the Clones
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No Kings player would ever have to do this with a Sacramento crowd 😅
This is really interesting to me. I thought the crowd was dead starting at Thrive City and the entire game and I think Steph felt the same way.
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@TotalBlueSports
James E. Faust was liberal and in the First Presidency. Quotes like these are counter-productive, dumb, and completely untruthful.
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Agreed. Refs did everything they could to get the Warriors to advance. Dubs got all the calls. But Kings were too good. Thank goodness.
if this warriors kings game didn’t just prove that the NBA is rigged, then I don’t know how to get through to you
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Reminder: the Pistons front office laughed at the Kings for drafting Keegan Murray over Jaden Ivey 😏
#LightTheBeam
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That’s about as bad of a collapse I’ve seen from an NBA team. Time for Monte to make some moves. This team just doesn’t have it.
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I promised to dress up as
#TedLasso
if this Iverson/Lasso mashup hit 1M views. I came to deliver 😂
@brendanhunting
@jasonsudeikis
@VDOOZER
#Believe
#BeAGoldfish
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"You know what's fun? Drinking soda with Mormons. It's gonna be the name of my autobiography." -
@mradamscott
on
@peteholmes
' podcast.
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