Stuzi 🐝🐝
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would you let Elon Musk babysit your kids??? would you fuck…
Joined November 2013
So Greece has taken Rishi Sunak’s snub relatively well in the round 👀 😂
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I had to watch this 3 times to be fully clear on what I’d just listened to . Today’s evidence at the Covid Inquiry effectively lays the blame for 25,000 additional Covid deaths to at least a significant degree at the feet of Boris Johnson . Horrifying .
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I’m suggesting that Liz Truss’s IQ should be raised to 80 before she’s allowed to think unaided.
🚨 NEW: Liz Truss has reportedly suggested the retirement age should be raised to 80 . [@mikeysmith].
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Here’s the latest scenes from Sunderland where a crowd of incredibly thick people are doing the bidding of a select group of politicians and alleged journalists who wouldn’t even sit next to them on the train. Britain has a stupidity problem.
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So we’re the shittest town in Britain with the lowest economic output… I know, why don’t we vote in Putin’s chief rimmer because that’ll sort everything out, right?.Imagine being selected as the thickest place in Britain and then proving it.
Clacton Constituency Voting Intention:. REF: 48% (NEW).CON: 21% (-51).LAB: 18% (+2).LDM: 6% (=).GRN: 6% (+3). Via @JLPartnersPolls, On 10-19 June,.Changes w/ GE2019.
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Setting fire to a migrant hotel while they’re terrified and trapped inside . Fuck Nigel Farage, fuck Tice, Oakeshott, Fox, Robinson, McKenzie, Grimes, Anderson, and all the other failed humans . And fuck every one of these people for being thick as shit.
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There’s nothing quite like a man stood accused of multiple sexual assaults moralising over Biden stepping down from the presidential race in defence of Donald Trump, a man who’s plastered all over the Epstein Files. Russell Brand… never knowingly right .
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I’m currently on the world’s worst ferry to Fuertaventura, and quite possibly the only non Spaniard onboard. A Spanish news channel just showed a clip of Rishi Sunak in a hi-viz jacket at a factory and the whole passenger lounge just fell about laughing….That’s cheered me up.
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47% of U.K. millionaires plan to leave the country because they’re terrified that Labour might slightly raise taxes . Where you going guys? Can’t go to Europe thanks to Brexit, and America is broken . Fuck off on the horses you rode in on. Greedy bastards.
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Donald Trump doesn’t know it yet but he’s getting his bollocks tickled tonight . Political panhandler and societal toxicologist Nigel Farage shocked to discover his plane overshot Gatwick and landed in America . Clacton you should be embarrassed .
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Attacking a police officer in Liverpool who’s come off his bike, 12 lads on one copper… and still not a word from the architect of all this racist shithousery as Nigel Farage remains in hiding rather than try and diffuse the chaos . Twat . #FarageRiots .
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All being well, this is my last New Year’s Eve in the U.K. after returning 5 years ago when my dad was diagnosed with cancer. That rolled into mum’s diagnosis and 5 very difficult years all said. As an Irishman who was brought up in the U.K. I’m hugely fond of the British.
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Don’t fucking try tell me that Nigel Farage, Tice, Oakeshott, Robinson, Fox, and all their dirty little far right pals who are too wealthy to ever step near something like this, aren’t responsible for the utter disgrace in Sunderland . The worst of us.
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This is ‘The Three Bellends’ a local boozer in New Brighton on the Wirral….And despite them being told to remove this new sign a while back that offended Boris Johnson fans, they’ve gone big and done this 💪👇😂😂
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I don’t recall hearing the horse’s side to the story. I only recall seeing thundercunt Sarah Moulds punching & kicking a defenceless animal so she can cry all she likes about social media abuse but what can’t speak can’t lie, and that horse can’t speak & that video isn’t lying.
Sarah Moulds crying about how she’s been hounded on social media after that video of her punching & kicking a horse went viral🤬. Good grief, the entitlement of the rich is disgraceful. If a horse did that to her it’d be put down FFS. #AnimalAbuse .
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Robert Jenrick and his wife seen here trying to appear magnanimous in defeat
Robert Jenrick's wife thought she had applauded Kemi Badenoch enough. 🤣
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@SuellaBraverman You’re disgusting. Quite literally everything that’s gone wrong with this country.
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Rishi Sunak has just ended his own political career . What an embarrassment of a human being . #PMQs.
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Breaking News 🗞️ . Twice disgraced former Home Secretary and careerist gobshite Suella Braverman reported to be the first living person to have two arseholes after having a new one torn for her live on GB News by Fiona Lali. You just love to see it 👌.
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‘I knew absolutely nothing about hatstand crazy disgraced former Prime Minister Liz Truss planning to stop free cancer treatment on the NHS to find the money she needed for her unfunded tax cuts… for I was only her Health Secretary’. Robert Jenrick .
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The absolute shame of Victoria Atkins… trying to out Badenoch Kemi Badenoch.If she did this in any other work environment she’d be slung out through the fire exit . I fucking hate these entitled deluded shitheads and their attempts to USA our politics .
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Shameful what the Nigel Farage fan club did to Southport last night . This is the level of respect they’ve shown to the victims, their families, and the hugely traumatised locals . But they want their country back, right?.
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- Who was that Good Morning Britain presenter who got caught shoplifting in the Oasis brothers’ local Tesco’s in Parrswood in south Manchester? I can’t think of his name . - Oh wait . - It was definitely Madeley . Irony being tested to its limit .
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Titchy tetchy and touchy . The speed at which Rishi Sunak has let his mask slip is both impressive and terrifying. What a horrible man . #bbcdebate .
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William Wragg has quit as vice chair of the 1922 Committee but despite his jaw dropping breech of security, retains the party whip… reason? Well, if they remove the whip, he’ll have to face the Standards Committee .Then all the dirt & names come out .
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Arrived late to this clip. Always good to be reminded that Nigel Farage is human shit .
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L’eau IQ.
If Suella Braverman released a perfume what would she name it?
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Whilst I’m no fan of Keir Starmer, if he single-handedly engineered the cure for cancer, the Daily Mail headline would no doubt read something like ‘Starmer puts oncology careers in peril’.Absolute shitrag… for cunts by cunts
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Piers Morgan who’s made a career out of being a prize galoot who backs anyone who’s blatantly revolting gets his arse handed to him by an actual bonafide journalist .
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I’m just waiting for Tice, Farage, Oakeshott, or Malone to come racing out to tell us that these people in Manchester currently kicking a man while he’s on the ground are law abiding members of the Tofurati and absolutely nothing to do with the Far Right .
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When you’re offended by the new Deadpool movie but you’re absolutely ok with Donald Trump selecting 12 year old girls on Epstein Island 🏝️ . America is stricken by stupidity .
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‘Illegal Haitians, 20,000 of them, but nobody even knows where they came from… are sodomising the children of Springfield…’. You sure about that Donald Trump? You absolutely sure about that???.
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Dawn Butler raises the frankly jaw dropping issue that Mayor of London candidate Susan Hall is a member of a Facebook group calling for Sadiq Khan to be killed. Hall will claim she’s unaware of it but she can’t lie straight in bed. London don’t fuck about.
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If Donald Trump worked on the ciggy counter at Asda in Birkenhead town centre…. #TrumpMugShot
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Nigel Farage blaming the libs and comedian Jo Brand for the pretext to the shooting of Donald Trump is the most confected and poorly rehearsed load of bollocks since the last time he opened his gob and mouth farted a load of absolute shite. #bbclaurak .
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Morning lovely people… attack the day…. If you weren’t already convinced that BBC’s political Cyril Sneer and fluffer of all things Tory, Laura Kuenssberg isn’t an embittered shill… this’ll definitely tip you over the edge . What a twisted crank she is.
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Here’s faux angry dimbo Isabel Oakeshott claiming the business her creepy boyfriend is an MP for, the Reform Party is gonna privately prosecute the non white people involved in the Manchester airport clash with police . I’m actually embarrassed for her.
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The actual former U.K. Home Secretary Suella Braverman having to scuttle off trying to avoid the cameras as the far right extremist hate conference she leapt at the chance of speaking at along with Nigel Farage is shut down by the Brussels police .Shame .
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Here’s Daily Show legend Jon Stewart summing up the Reform Party conference in one breath . #FarageRiots .
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Here’s political wet fart Oliver Dowden pleading with the public to ignore 14 years of abject shittery, epic wild westery, and a tax burden that’d make God almighty himself weep… do these people ever watch themselves back? Painful . #bbclaurak .
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Here’s real life actual living breathing Reform Party candidate Nigel Farage (who looks like Admiral Ackbar got a TK Maxx voucher for Christmas) taking a pop at John Bercow for his height and his Brexit stance . Plasticine headed populist twat.
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Camilla Tominey is about three articles away from a straitjacket.
Oh dear she just cannot lose the indoctrination of GB News can she. Still probably still thinks Rishi is making a comeback .#ToriesAreOut #StarmerIsPM8 #LabourLandside #Changebeginstoday
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6 minutes into his interview and Freddy Stare aka Chancellor of the Exchequer Jeremy Hunt is laying the blame for everything at the door of the last Labour government who he claims ran out of money . The Tories have literally tripled the National Debt in 13 years . #bbclaurak.
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Excusing the fact he’s rocked up to the ITV studios having ironed his hair with a golf shoe, here’s overflatulent societal shagnasty and disgraced ex Prime Minister Boris Johnson blaming Sue Gray for his breakdancing competitions during lockdown .
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Timing is everything . As news breaks that Huw Edwards is the BBC presenter at the centre of the Sun’s allegations, the Met Police declare no crime has been committed, and I’m currently doing a jig in the garden because if I’ve got this right, the Sun newspaper is finished.
🚨 | BREAKING: Vicky Flind - wife of BBC News presenter Huw Edwards - has named him on his behalf as the BBC presenter facing allegations
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Do you remember when Angela Rayner lied to the Queen, gave out her fellow MPs’ contact numbers on Grindr, lobbied for Greensill knowing it had tanked, threatened to shoot a black woman, lied repeatedly over Partygate, crashed the economy, & swore blind Boris Johnson never lies 👇.
Standards in Westminster at an all time low. The pious Rayner, the truth and morality crusading Rayner. Proof that Angela Rayner 'lied about home at centre of tax row'. Read here ✍️⬇️
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Maybe it’s just me and my leftie take but I’m more concerned by a man who beats up his pregnant girlfriend and opted not to go into education because he’d have wanted to shag the schoolgirls than I am by refugee charities . But that’s just me . #bbcqt.
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Watch thunderspiv Nigel Farage squirm his way through the unavoidable truth that he spread misinformation regarding the Southport killer based on a fake news website, Russian backed bot accounts, and alleged sex trafficker Andrew Tate. Shameful .
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Day 1 . 4 Tory MPs who collectively profited off the sale of their taxpayer second homes to the tune of £6 million quid now refuse to disclose whether they paid Capital Gains Tax . Not a cushion between them, and none of them are called Angela Rayner .
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If you watch one thing today, make sure that it’s this… absolutely pin sharp evisceration of Rishi Sunak, the Tory Party, and their Rwanda Bill. #bbcqt .
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I’m in a really good place right now…. Not mentally… . I’m sat outside George Osborne’s wedding venue armed with a deckchair, popcorn, and a video camera . 🍿 📸
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So it turns out that Spready Boswell and Spread West aka Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak both lied under oath to the Public Covid Inquiry over their self concocted Eat Out To Help Out super spreader event that led to a huge spike in cases and deaths . Grim.
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Always remember, 50% of the population are of below average intelligence . Never better illustrated than these folk celebrating winning back their Brexit freedom from Germany… which in turn means we’re allowed to have industry in the U.K. again 🤦♂️ .
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Grant Shapps pledges 28 new ships, 6 of which the Tories had already pledged, and will be battle ready along with those 40 new battle hospitals any time now…. They’ll just throw out any old shite now knowing they’re finished . It’ll be a Death Star next .
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@KDansky Even as her parents are stood fighting back tears on the steps of the courthouse, here you are being performatively disgusting for attention… it takes a certain level of self loathing and self delusion to offer one’s self up publicly as such a hideous human being. Imagine that.
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If I was a betting man which I’m not, I’d be throwing a lot of money on Dan Wootton not making his GB News comeback slot on Monday night…. This is astonishing . If you read one thing today make it this, and share it wide . RT:.
Dan Wootton is a dangerous Predator, who drugged & aggressively raped me. Details below, This is his reckoning!!! #DanWootton
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God bless you Janey Godley 🙏. Absolutely gutted . What an absolute warrior. Thank you for the many many funnies 🥰🙏
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Remember when Brexit was all about taking back control of our own Sovereign laws?. Here’s Baroness Charlotte Owen aged 29 being handed a free pass to make yours for you for the rest of her life and with a CV blanker than Jonathan Gullis’s personality .
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Classless divisive dog whistling anti trans shitehawk Kemi Badenoch proving yet again that the Tories are finished .Cringeworthy excuse for a public servant who can only communicate in the language of the troll. I so hope she gets the gig. Unelectable .
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Liz Truss needs sectioning off if she believes a word of what’s falling out of her gob. Donald Trump and his pal JD Vance quite literally want to own women’s rights, shit all over the constitution, and they’re calling the U.K. an Islamist state . Lunacy.
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Adolf Hitler worked out that in order to take complete control of the Germanic territories that he’d need to target and purport to remove Judaism from German society . Lee Anderson ladies and gentlemen . Dirty greedy little scumbag echoing 30’s Germany .
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At some point soon, Claire Coutinho will be seeking employment beyond politics, and every single employer knows that she’s both an outright liar, and that she doesn’t understand basic economics . I hate these people who literally lie at our expense .
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Quentin Letts showing himself to be exactly the level of journalist that needs putting out to pasture. Incapable of holding the incumbent government to account but happy to throw pubescent slurs at Ed Balls and then dig downwards when called out . Shame.
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Rishi Sunak . Had no opinion on Boris Johnson lying to Parliament .No opinion on Lee Anderson’s Islamophobia .No opinion on Frank Hester’s racism and misogyny .No opinion on David Cameron or Owen Paterson’s lobbying scandal . But you can trust him, right?.
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Ladies and gentlemen… first to arrive to the party we have the Guardian… 🎉. About time too… GB News have spent the day ramping up the anti-Huw Edwards frothathon while all the time remaining silent on the Dan Wootton’ allegations . #DanWoottonExposed.
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Siri… show me how all the far right dimwits are now identifying themselves on the internet
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I’ve heard that the Met Police have drafted in a Forensics team to sweep Tommy Robinson’s Far Right protestors for any traces of an IQ.
🚨BREAKING: Dozens of riot police show up outside Victoria station for NO REASON. They are trying to instigate a riot!
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‘We could have had it all. Rolex and a Jeep…’. Late to this story but the Tories casting a poverty riddled pensioner with a £15k Rolex on his wrist is so Tory it hurts .
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‘They call him Seb… they call him Stacey… that’s not his name… that’s not his name…’. Here’s political Ting Ting Grant Shapps who raced out of the blocks to castigate Angela Rayner absolutely outraged he should be asked about yet another Tory pervert.
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I have absolutely nothing against Vanessa Feltz but one thing I do know, she ain’t no Sangita Myska, and the abject snidery being displayed by @LBC in their silence on the matter, and sneaky injection of a new presenter is barrel scraping on steroids .
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‘I got rid of the BNP and the EDL as an electoral force’ smarms Nigel Farage. That’s like the Ebola virus boasting that it’s done its bit for weight loss. And the speed and dexterity with which he denounces life long pal Tommy Robinson is quite a thing .
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Can’t overstate how much fun it’ll be watching Jonathan Gullis’s rewilding into society once he gets booted far from British politics in a monumental defeat that’ll be laughed at extensively by the majority of the U.K. population . Absolute shitpistol.
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‘Black African woman’ farts turbo-racist Nigel Farage in his description of Kamala Harris whose parents are from Jamaica and India…. I’m sure Nick Ferrari got plenty erect listening to his bigoted pal talk absolute broken biscuits…. These people ffs.
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The more I see or hear of the Reform Party’s number two Richard Tice, the more I’m amazed he can even put his own trousers on in the mornings… in his utter desperation to be a far right populist, he’s showing himself up as a genuine dullard .Cringe .
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Laurence Fox who famously can’t fight sleep is here swearing his head off at a Met Police officer before crying that he got, and I quote ‘pushed over’ in the Far Right melee that he chose to park his 7 stone wet frame in the middle of like a champ .
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Here’s ever increasingly bloated racist shitpistol 30p Lee Anderson declaring his wish for refugees to be sent to a remote Scottish island, given building materials, and left to fend for themselves . His journey into unabashed abject hatred is complete .
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Box headed Islamophobe Lee Anderson who fled his own Party because they called out his Islamophobia is here demanding a definition .Oh come now Lee… you’re clearly thick as pigshit but surely with racism being your wheelhouse you know the answer to this.
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Fresh from mysteriously handing out yet another promotion to admin assistant Charlotte Owen… here’s mantrifle Boris Johnson spouting drivel about Germany taking on the Rwanda plan despite the German government themselves rubbishing the claims .Born liar .
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I’m confused… here’s Brexit Hardman Steve Baker pressing his SOS button because a man with a leaflet asked him a question and doesn’t share Baker’s views… I mean what if he was armed with a lettuce or a copy of Liz Truss’s book? Now that’s danger ⛔️ .
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Whenever someone tries to tell you that Reform isn’t Far Right . Show them this . Andrew Parker even goes as low as to call Rishi Sunak the P word. These are the absolute dregs of society and if you back them, so are you .
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‘Things can only get wetter…’. As optics go, I think it’s fair to say that this wasn’t good…. “Labour have no plan” dribbles Rishi Sunak who couldn’t even organise an umbrella in a downpour… just about sums up the calamity and tragedy of the last 14 years . #GeneralElection
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‘Cig heil…’. Nigel Farage here winning the Oscar for the most staged lighting of a cigarette ever .
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I always knew the Tories didn’t have a rock bottom but listening to Rupert Murdoch’s Westminster ferret Michael Gove trying to subvert the reality of a democratic election after his party has tried to gerrymander left, right, and centre is really poor.
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Well that didn’t exactly go to plan 😂😂😂. If Emily Carver and whoever the other little gammon wet wipe is put their heads together they’d struggle to form an IQ… the state of this .
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“He owes us honesty, and he gave us none… he’s literally dripping with vanity”. Ben Elton knocks my wordsmithery into a cocked hat with this deliciously on point deconstruction/destruction of Rishi Sunak . #bbclaurak .
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I’m sure Suella Braverman is gonna come racing out to condemn this Far Right gathering of Tommy Robinson supporters with a combined IQ of Liz Truss…. St George’s Day riot just to illustrate how truly patriotic and proud they are to be English 🏴 .
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Kemi Badenoch - In addition to the £250 million quid we’ve spaffed, we’ve dished out another £3k to one solitary person who agreed to voluntarily fly to Rwanda, therefore it’s a safe country and the plan is working… and I arrived this morning by unicorn .
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No Tommy Robinson, you’re not Peter Lynch, nor Tommy Robinson . You’re a little 7 stone wet shithead who only scraps when the odds are massively in your favour. You can’t even go out around Tenerife you’re that hated . And your name is Stephen you slice.
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Do share this widely… Kemi Badenoch being outed yet again as a barefaced liar… you’re shocked right???.
This is absolute nonsense Kemi and you know it. I met you alongside other colleagues over a year and a half ago and the definition was explained to you in detail - you were asked to detail your concerns / any objections and the basis of it . You DID NOT follow up. Instead all.
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Morning lovely people… attack the day!. I wonder why CCHQ kept silent about the fact that Tory MP Mark Menzies was using campaign funds to get himself released from an Alan Partridge-esque ‘Sex Festival’ whilst the press harangued Angela Rayner . Hmm 🤔.
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Here’s ‘Charlie and the Football Factory’ aka Stephen Yaxley-Lennon aka Tommy Robinson trying to rename himself Thrommy Robinson given the crimson complexion and the Total Recallesque eye bulge… . A career in racism…it’s not to be sniffed at 👃.
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@KemiBadenoch Get fucked you hate filled populist failure… you leapt out of the blocks 4 days after she was murdered with your culture war septic drivel and now here you are using it to further embarrass yourself… unelectable, unintelligible, and perfect to drive the Tories off a cliff.
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‘When you go well you send back . A Lettuce from America’ 🇺🇸 🥬 . Liz Truss gets a truth bomb delivered during her current ‘I ❤️ Donald Trump’ 2024 tour.
Liz Truss is on a pro-Trump speaking tour. So we dropped a strategically-positioned remote-controlled lettuce banner 🥬
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Victoria Derbyshire - How long have you been working on Plan B for Rwanda?. Robert Jenrick - Suella Braverman and I have been working on it for months . VB - So she lied in her letter to Rishi Sunak when she insisted there was no Plan B?. RJ - No. Twat.
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