Hasan Minhaj
@hasanminhaj
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Joined October 2024
I know I’m home when I see a white Tesla with a Hanuman handing from the mirror.
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if you notice you’re always begging people not to the kill themselves it’s time to get some self respect.
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I was born to be at the timothee chalamet lookalike competition.
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How’re they gonna stay six feet apart but get in the same pool swishing around their bussy juice .#fivefeetapart.
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If you have to say jk when talking to someone you two shouldn’t be talking.
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I know yall think your cowboys or something but not all of you need a truck.
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If you were throwing it back in 2019 go ahead and report yourself to the police.
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I wish I could wear my it ends with us pajamas for Halloween.
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windows open, no AC, and I’m tapping into something higher.
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I feel like a red blooded American when people tell me I have a Texan accent.
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If my thumb fit comfortably in my mouth I would be sucking on that all day.
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Thank god.
Capricorn, libra, leo, Gemini, virgo . Your not infertile your being protected 🙏🏽.
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All I can think about is the timothee chalamet strand of chlamydia.
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and where’s the Kamala Harris but when she was a baby lookalike contest?.
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