Jordan Gray
@Talldarkfriend
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What a weekend, mate! All this love and conversation is a magical thing. To my gorgeous new followers: please be patient with those who don't understand. No hate ❤. Women are beautiful. Men are beautiful. NBs are beautiful. I'm just tit with a piano. And change can be scary ⚡
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What a legend. Thank you Jason! This means so much to so many people ❤
To everyone who was so bothered by my support for
#JordanGray
and her stripping off on live tv that they needed to let me know. (Everyone else don't bother - you're already living in the 21st century):
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Woke up this morning to the smell of burning gammon. And it is DELICIOUS. 😎🔥
Thank you
@Channel4
for letting me be a part of comedy history on
#FridayNightLive
❤
See you all THIS FRIDAY NIGHT at The
@LondonPalladium
#IsItABird
🦇⚡
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MIND-BLOWING NEWS!!!!!
I've just been named the National Comedy Awards' "Breakthrough Comedian of 2023"!!!!! 😭❤
Live on
@Channel4
Feb 17th 🤯
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Guy on here once told me I'll never be a woman because women have:
1. wider hips
2. thinner necks
3. longer eyelashes
I don't mean to get political but you're thinking of an ostrich.
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I know it's not exactly Hollywood but my local town has asked me to switch on their Christmas lights this year and I might cry 😭❤🎄
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The judge ruled it unfair that trans women have first-hand experience going through life occupying black and white boxes until eventually turning into Queens at the other end.
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OMFingG! My
#FridayNightLive
appearance has just been shortlisted for Broadcast's TV MOMENT OF THE YEAR! 🙉🤞
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Ello to all my lovely new followers!! Fanks so much for all the love today, what a whirlwind. ❤⚡
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OMG I just got the call: my nob is gonna be the next Prime Minister.
Which is GREAT because it is very left-leaning.
#FridayNightLive
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As a transgender comic book nerd, I begrudge the amount of lazers I've had shot at my face with ZERO super-power side-effects to show for it.
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Sir
@IanMcKellen
came to my show last night.
#Magneto
himself! What's more, (mid-show) he KNIGHTED me as an honorary X-man LIVE ON STAGE! 😭❤
Coolest moment of my life.
The man is a solid gold legend.
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@PhilosophyTube
Hit me up if you wanna borrow the pink suit 😊 You would look amazing in it!!!
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To anyone who says Edinburgh Fringe is a bubble... my local baker just gave me an extra cookie and whispered "well done for all your success" 😭❤
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You try to tell me
@rickygervais
's new
@NetflixUK
special "Humanity" is "transphobic", I'll slap you in the face with my lady-d*ck.
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Can I just take a mo to express how lovely QI fans are 🔍❤️
Every time I'm on TV, there's always a bit of low-key dread as I wait for my social media to turn into a toxic mess... but the QI bunch are so WHOLESOME! Give 'em interesting facts, they'll give ya love 😅💗
@qikipedia
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At the end of my show today, my producer bum-rushed the stage and surprised me with THIS...
It's the
@BritishComedy
Comedian's Choice Award. Every comic at
@edfringe
votes for THEIR favourite act. This means EVERYTHING to me. 😭❤
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The only difference between YOU and ME is if we shared a bottle of wine, eventually, you'd have to pop to the loo for a quick wazz. I'd have to pop to the loo for a quick civil rights issue.
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When I told my mate Rich I wanted to be a woman, he said: "Respectfully, I don't think you can pull it off."
I said: "I think it's probably a bit more surgical than that."
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As a woman with XY chromosomes, I empathise with the Twitter logo.
Imagine being told you can't be a bird because 'X' is all that matters.
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Nominated for 2. Won 2.
That's how you BAFTA.
🏆
#FridayNightLive
🏆
#JoeLycettvsDavidBeckham
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MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE: When I was 14, I was in a grindcore band called Silent Feedback. I lived in a pub. Once a month, my Mum would let us use the function suite to host a gig. It was ALWAYS rammed. But this ONE night, I wish it hadn't been...
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The weirdest thing that's EVER happened to me IRL:
2014 I lived in Tilbury Town (Essex, South-east). I left my house one rainy morning & got on the C2C trainline to Chafford Hundred for a day of drinking alone at The Old Orleans in Lakeside (don't judge, I'm 5 years sober)...
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This week, there's been a lot of hot air rising from the far right... otherwise known as The Cass Report.
Catch up on
#LateNightLycett
now on
@Channel4
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Wowowow! ELLO to all my lovely new followers off the back of last night's Joe Lycett's Got Your Back!
Stay warm. Be good to each other. And may you always have the confidence to go OTT with your Xmas outfits 🤶🎄❤️
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IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!!
😭❤😭❤😭❤😭❤
My show has been nominated for BEST SHOW at The Dave's Edinburgh Fringe
@ComedyAwards
!!!!!!!!!
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ngl, this pic is inspirational af 😅
Congrats and THANK YOU to the amazing teams behind Friday Night Live and Joe Lycett vs David Beckham for letting me be a small part of both your worlds ❤️❤️
Hope to be back next year with my OWN show.. and slightly comfier shoes
#BAFTA2023
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Ask and ye shall receive! 🙏 Check out my ode to Rishi Sunak on
@TheLastLeg
🎶
Stream now on
@Channel4
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Back in Edinburgh for the first time since it changed my life last August 💖🏰
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When you've drunk too many fluids and you just need to pop to the toilet for a quick civil rights issue.
#translife
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My wife has sacrificed SO MUCH for MY career. She covered our rent for years. We spend weeks apart. I am so exhausted when I get home. And yet she STILL co-conspired to throw me the best surprise homecoming party EVER. ❤
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Wowowow what a night! FANK YOO to
@Channel4
for "Breakthrough Comedy Star" at last night's
#nationalcomedyawards
Sang a song ✅️
Won a gong ✅️
Roasted some celebs ✅️
Showed up fashionably late on a motorbike ✅️
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People used to stare because I was ginger. Then they stared because I was trans. Now they stare because I'm off the telly.
I'm starting to think people just like to stare. 💁🏻♀️
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Ms Pac-Man is just Pac-Man with lipstick and bow.
If you can suspend your disbelief for a yellow circle, you can do it for me.
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Thank you all SO BLUDDY MUCH for your sweet words about Off Menu 🍬 My UK tour kicks back off tomorrow (Friday) night at the Liverpool Playhouse!
#IsItABirdUK
🦇🇬🇧
@EdGambleComedy
@OffMenuOfficial
@LivEveryPlay
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From a leaky shipping container in Edinburgh... to the LONDON PALLADIUM! I'm so excited to be bringing my show 'Is It a Bird?' to this iconic venue on 28th October in 5 weeks time. Tickets on sale Monday 10am, don't miss out! 😉
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Mate!
@DaveChappelle
just dropped ANOTHER Netflix Special and it is masterful. I can't speak for all the other letters... but this is one "T" who f*ckin LOVES this show. 🙋
Trans jokes, done right.
#SticksAndStones
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Living the ABSOLUTE dream right now! 🖤⚡ Thank you to all my lovely followers (old and new) for jumping aboard this mad journey with me. SO MUCH cool shit just around the corner! Be good to eachother. Proceed with love ❤
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They JUST KEEP COMING 🤩
More ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ reviews for
#IsItABird
at
@LondonPalladium
Happiest woman in showbiz ❤
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When I was a kid I thought trees were the ghosts of lightning trying to find its way home 💔⚡️
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4 years ago, I died on my ass at The Comedy Store. I was devastated.
TONIGHT, I tore it a new one 👊 And
@daraobriain
told me I have "arrived" 😭❤
#happygirl
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Tonight is a BIG night ⚡️
I'm LIVE on
@Channel4
:
a) accepting an award!
b) nominated for another!
c) performing live!
*PLUS it's my 2nd of 3 nights at
@sohotheatre
... so they're popping me on a MOTORBIKE to make both things happen! 🤪 Feel like a princess.
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This year 🤯
Signed with
@ITG_Ltd
. Decimated
@edfringe
. Soho Theatre. The Palladium.
#FridayNightLive
.
@russellhoward
Hour.
@joelycett
's Got Your Back.
@jackwhitehall
's Safe Space.
#Transplaining
. LOADS more we've taped that you'll see soon...
Off around the world in 2023 🌏
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This summer, I got a callback for a major role in an amazing upcoming Netflix show. But getting it would mean cancelling on Ed Fringe.
I didn't get it (obvs) and went to Ed Fringe instead. MY LIFE CHANGED FOREVER. Point is: don't worry, you get a million chances ❤🦌⚡
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When you've got the BAFTA red carpet at three, but you're fighting Doctor Strange at nine.
Dress by
@JulienMacdonald
🤩
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Last show of
@edfringe
tonight before we take "Is It A Bird?" around the country... and then the world 🌏 (I'm not even kidding!). Watch this space... ❤⚡
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Got asked to switch on the
#Southend
Xmas lights this year and WOW what a turnout! 🎄❤
“This is amazing - it’s where I live, it’s where I got married.”
Essex comedian and singer Jordan Gray says it was the “biggest treat” to switch on the Christmas lights in her home city of Southend.
@Talldarkfriend
@southendbid
@VisitSouthend
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THE NIGHT HAS COME 🦇⚡
At 7:30PM TONIGHT me and my dumb ass get to walk out onto The
@LondonPalladium
stage and perform the show that has changed my life forever. ❤
Last chance to snatch your ticket to JORDAN GRAY: IS IT A BIRD?
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OK, this is a BIG ONE 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Woke up to discover that I'm
#3
on The Independent's
#PrideList2023
! Alongside some of my biggest inspirations 😭❤️ I'm floored, mate!
The Independent Pride List 2023: The LGBT+ people making change happen
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Just had the absolute loveliest bluddy time on
@TheLastLeg
🦿
Sorry Josh Widdicombe for thwacking you with a tennis ball 😅🥎
Thank you
@adamhillscomedy
for making me so welcome ❤️
#sweetheart
And there is nothing funnier in this life than sitting 3ft from Harry Hill 🫡
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Nobody wants your "Warm regards." That's like offering someone a loose Worthers Original that's been in your trouser pocket all day.
Normalise signing off an email with "Cold indifference."
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The moral of this story: Never mix work and pleasure.
Shout out to any
#SilentFeedback
fans who remember that fateful night in Essex.
Alix, if you're out there, call me 🤙
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The pigeon on my head is called Cappuccino. She is the only one who stayed after all the bread was gone. Be like Cappuccino. 💗
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Lads... I am the Number 1 CRITICS CHOICE in today's
@Telegraph
!!!!! 🤩🦇⚡
For the WHOLE of
@edfringe
!!??
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I done a podcast! 🌍📚
Every episode of "Transplaining" features a super special co-host AND a special celebrity guest.
Listen to the trailer now to discover who my first ever super special guests are...
TRAILER
Apple:
Spotify:
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I am a simp for
#Autumn
🍂
A leaf-peepin, Hygge-lovin, pumpkin-bummin, Gilmore Girls cosplay, cozy-spooky Miss October
Where my fellow Autumn-lovers at? 🌬☕️🎆🎃🍁
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Bloomin' fabulous time on
@BBCTheVoiceUK
Everything I wanted and more! So proud. So happy. So dizzy
#LifeGoals
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Are you watching Channel 4 right now!?
Get ready to hashtag for me you beautiful bastards!!! 🤞❤️
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Time to put the "Me" in Season "U"...
TONIGHT, Sandi Toksvig presents an ultra-interesting episode of QI 🔍 with Jason Manford, Sara Pascoe and Alan Davies, et moi.
QI XL 'Ultras', Tuesday 6th February on BBC Two at 9pm. Available on iPlayer straight after.
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Some are born with penises. Some achieve penises. And some have penises thrust upon them.
~ Shakespeare
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Today is my birthday. But since I transitioned in 2014, technically I'm only 10. So I'm going bowling with my Top 8 Myspace friends, in a shirt with flames on it. 😎
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Mate! The
#Transplaining
pod is blowing up! Front page of Apple, celebrity guests out the hoo-ha. Episodes 1-3 OUT NOW. Listen wherever you get your pods 🔊
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Those spaceships outside my house? Luxury movie trailers for the A-list cast. I spent the next couple of days trying to sneak a peek at Borat through my bedroom window. PTSD aside, I will never forget the day I left Tilbury in morning & returned to Grimsby that night. 🙃
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After the year I've had, I thought I was getting numb to good news... but today's was SERIOUSLY good 🤩 Finally something I've wanted my whole career is coming true! (sorry if you're not a fan, this must be killing you) 😅📺
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"A transgender woman walks into a comedy festival..." 😉
"Jordan Gray: Is It A Bird?" 🦇⚡ begins a 2 week run at
@sohotheatre
in 3 weeks!!!
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My personal standout from Friday night was this absolute banger by
@MawaanR
❤ Let there never be a cure for this earworm 👂🎶
♪ Are you checking me out or are you just a racist? ♪
There is absolutely no way this masterpiece from
@MawaanR
is not getting stuck in your head all weekend.
Christmas no. 1, anyone?
#FridayNightLive
#TruthAndDare
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There I was in front of 200 of my nearest and dearest (incl. the girl I loved with all my little black emo heart 🖤)... back-lit by my own bioluminescent sexual affluvia!!! Honestly it was like a GLOW-WORM MASSACRE.
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Some kid just walked past me in Sainsburys and asked his Dad if I was a mannequin.
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Sliding into Monday like an absolute Tomboy-Girlboss 💁🏻♀️🧢
📸 Issey Gladston
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Last night was the GREATEST SHOW OF MY LIFE. We SOLD OUT the historic Palais (in 3 days!!!) and I can't express the magic I felt on that stage. If you were there, please tell me I wasn't dreaming 🌠
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I can't believe this! 🤩🫣
@justforlaughs
/
@JFL_London
have asked me to host and curate my VERY OWN STAGE at
@TheO2
!!! March 4th I'll be bringing together 4 of the most extraJordanary performers in the land. Stay chooned for the lineup...
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Tell you what: I'll stop calling myself "a woman" when you stop calling that dog "your baby". 🐶👶🏼
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Running on pure joy these days.
Back on telly in 2 weeks.
London Pally in 3 weeks.
Round the world next year.
Living the dream ❤⚡
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For my UK fam who are just waking up... guess what...?
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!!! 🤯🏆
I've been nominated for the
@micomfestival
MOST OUTSTANDING SHOW 🌏
#IsItABirdDownUnder
🦇⚡️
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Can't believe I am announcing my FIRST UK TOUR! 🇬🇧❤️ Bluddy 'ell, it's huge! Tix available Friday morn 😜
@McIntyre_Ents
@ITG_Ltd
#IsItABirdUK
🦇⚡️
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Let's say we were planning a UK tour of "Jordan Gray: Is It A Bird?"...
... where would you like us to come? 🦇⚡
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Following the recent Ofcom result (❤), I wrote this little piece to lay everything out on the line.
Thank you
@IndyVoices
and
@Independent
for always having my back 🙏
The “amazing”, “evil”, “incredible”, “disgusting”, “ground-breaking”, “god-insulting” comic
@Talldarkfriend
explains why she got naked on
#FridayNightLive
#JordanGray
#trans
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The
@guardian
asked me to write an article about the best review I got all year ❤🍪 Here it is:
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