A masterclass in acting in 4 photos!!

This is the only superhero anyone needs!

Just when you think things couldn’t get any worse.

I had no idea the hairy cornflake Dave Lee Travis had his own McDonalds burger!

John and Greg both sacked, I think #MasterChef is fucked!.

Sally saved tonight’s #Corrie otherwise it was bloody awful.

Did Helen George not realise what she signed up to? #sharkcelebrityinfestedwaters.

So now weeks of Kit in hospital #Corrie.

Mick is an awful character not because he killed Craig just because he’s a stupid stereotype #Corrie.

“I fell through this roof once” 🤣 #Corrie.

Mick is a character that’s been in it for a matter of months, he’s not a major character and doesn’t deserve an episode dedicated to him and his poor acting #Corrie.

I’m not sure he would have got that far into the school to be honest #Corrie.

He’s not wrong.

24 and 58, a bit odd isn’t it? #FirstDates.

24 but he’ll go to 65!! #FirstDates.

Green tea?? #FirstDates.

It’s been hot so the ‘summer of 76’ wankers have been out telling us all it was hotter than the sun, nobody suffered and it was fun queuing for water at a dirty standpipe and it will never ever be hotter again! 🤣 #heatwave.

The end of #Neighbours again! I really can’t see any way back for it this time. ITV, BBC and Channel 4 won’t invest in a soap, I think it’s probably dead now.

Hilarious shirt time #TheChase.

RIP Norman Tebbit! Not my kind of politician but he did speak warmly of his Spitting Image puppet!

Surprised to see The Wicker Man on BBC Two now, was going to bed but obviously will now be staying up!