Adam Hills
@adamhillscomedy
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Comedian, TV host, writer, father, husband, brother, son.
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To every journalist who asks me if we now live in a world where you can’t say anything anymore: We currently live in a world where you can masturbate in front of people you employ, and then win a Grammy for talking about it.
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I live right next to a newly locked-down suburb in Melbourne. I have canceled all plans for my 50th birthday. I’ll lock down again if asked. Why? Cos when I left London in March, the UK had 140 deaths. They now have over 40,000. I’d rather be safe.
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But of grammatical fun on Facebook tonight. Fighting fire with pedantry.
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Thank you to all who messaged me about the MBE. I am so genuinely honoured to be recognised for Services to Paralympic Sport and Disability Awareness, and it’s brilliant to see so many Paralympians awarded. I’m also chuffed to find out I’m a Comic Book.
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Getting a lot of tweets from people denying the severity of Covid etc. Am now remembering that old saying - that arguing with a troll is like playing chess against a pigeon. It’ll knock over the pieces, shit on the board, then strut around as if it won.
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Sometimes I bloody love Australia.
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Imagine being one of the pricks in WW2 London that refused to turn your lights out at night, in order to stop planes bombing your house, because you didn’t want to be told what to do by the Government.
#MaskUpMelbourne
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If my doctor tells me to eat less cheese cos it lowers my cholesterol, I’ll do it. If my Physio tells me to swim more often cos it helps my back, I’ll do it. If the Chief Medical Officer has an opinion on how to deal with Covid, I listen. Cos they probably know more than me.
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Conducting my own poll here.
Whenever I tweet about Voting Yes in the Voice Referendum I get hundreds of negative replies. But loads more likes. So I’m gonna turn off the replies and simply ask you to give this tweet a like if you’re gonna vote yes. Over to you. Feel free to RT
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He's right. You can't write tears. And right now I don't have the words. A brilliant comedian and a lovely man. RIP Sean Lock.
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We’ve decided not to do an episode of
@thelastleg
tonight. It just doesn’t feel right. We’ll pay tribute to Her Majesty next week but for now our thoughts are with her family, and all those affected by the news. We hope you understand.
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I made it to the end of quarantine. Thank you Melbourne for the view, the Pan Pacific for the service, and the Health Staff for the diligence. Thanks for the messages of support too. I hope you manage to have a loving Christmas wherever you are. Now to hug my girls. Xxx
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I’ve received a load of lovely messages after last night’s
@thelastleg
Thank you so much, they mean a lot. Rest assured, I won’t let one shitty Facebook message throw me off my game.
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Two of my neighbours died last year from Covid. Three other friends lost people close to them.
One day after having the Astra Zeneca vaccination, I feel a bit meh.
I know which option I prefer.
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Just did shopping -
Tesco: no loo roll
Co Op: no loo roll
Waitrose: no loo roll
Local Corner Shop: LOADS of loo roll.
Now is the time that the local corner shop owner rises up and saves us all.
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I’m fascinated by how many anti-vaxxers have tweeted me today, most of whom have no followers or people they follow. And their handle is just a name and a number. Thanks for your thoughts Barry0674839 but I’ll stick with the professionals.
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I just walked into my local supermarket, and paused to let a random Dad and daughter in first.
Dad: How are you today?
Me: I’m alright thanks. You?
Dad: (pointedly) I’m very happy today.
Me: Yeah, me too.
We share a moment.
Here’s to a kinder Australia.
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Did a doctor deliver you? In a hospital? Did they deliver your child? Treat them when they were sick? Did you trust them when you hurt yourself? Yes? Then why go against their advice now, in the face of a deadly virus? Listen to your doctor, don’t be a dick.
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Nailed it.
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Am now amazed at how many Unqualified Dipsticks on Twitter tweeted to tell me I was wrong when I suggested that Unqualified Dipsticks have no business querying Actual Scientists. Seems I have upset the Unqualified Dipstick community.
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I’ve tested positive to Covid and will now follow the NHS Guidelines of “try to stay at home”. I’ll also “attempt to be ok” and “do my level best not to infect anyone else”.
Honestly, the rules in England may as well say: “You do you”.
(I’m fine btw, thanks to the vaccine)
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Santa is waving at our quarantine hotel. In a year that has tested us beyond belief, there have also been so many moments of human kindness. The image of Santa standing in the rain, waving at people in quarantine might just sum up 2020 for me. Merry Christmas everyone.
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Just arrived into Melbourne Quarantine after 40 hours of travel from London. I can’t praise the Victorian staff highly enough. Everyone was friendly, helpful, diligent and clear. They made a tricky situation very bearable. 14 days of solitary confinement ahead of me now.
#NoRona
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@piersmorgan
Oh fuck off Piers you mercenary. You’ll honestly say anything for ratings/cash/views.
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Rapid Covid Tests are free in the UK. I had 15 in the house. Could have brought them back to Aus and made a fortune. Mad to think we have to pay for something in Australia that’s free in England. That’d be like the UK charging people for sunshine.
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I just donated to Remembering Robin Williams: A Benefit For St Jude. Please donate to this amazing cause here:
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I spent the day building this “pirate ship” with my 7yo daughter, then cooked fish finger wraps, watched Adventure Time with her and sang her to sleep with an Elbow song. “One day like this a year will see me right.”
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I just found out that one of our local residents, a lovely lady with whom I used to share the occasional whiskey, passed away in an Aged Care Home this week from Covid. On the day that some fools insist on attending the
#melbourneprotest
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For my UK friends, what happened in Sydney was not terror-related. Julia Hartley-Brewer should be ashamed of herself for spewing this BS.
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Hey fellow Melburnians, let’s smash this. Let’s Mask Up, Stay Home, and Stage 4 the shit outta this thing.
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Forget everything else. I’m just gonna watch clips of Sean Lock all night. He was just so, so good.
Sean Lock died today. He is responsible for maybe the funniest four minutes on the internet: Carrot in a Box. You should really watch it.
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Jackie Weaver has just been confirmed as a Zoom Guest on
@TheLastLeg
tonight. This is not a joke. She’s genuinely gonna be on the show. 10pm
@Channel4
.
#JackieWeaverOnTheLastLeg
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I just saw an elderly woman in a walking frame refused a taxi from Melbourne airport cos it was too close. Fuck this shit. Taxi drivers gotta do better. This time I took the plate and am reporting.
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To clarify, I’m all for science being challenged, reviewed and tested. But not by some dipstick on Twitter whose research comes entirely from Facebook. Good night.
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The news of Cal’s death has broken me slightly but the outpouring of love for her has been so heartwarming. She was one of life’s best people and she made everyone happy. Everyone. Off stage and on. That’s how you live a life. May her spirit live on. Love ya Calbo. X
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So the Leader in the North refused to take the knee for the Southern Blonde Sociopath, and now there’s a good chance The Wall will collapse. Feel like I’ve seen this before.
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Well played Matildas. You did Australia proud. 🇦🇺
Well played Lionesses. You did England proud. 🏴
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Thanks all for your input on The Voice Referendum. After careful consideration I think I’m gonna listen to the opinions of Professor Megan Davis and Pat Anderson AO over someone who hides behind a fake Twitter name and a cartoon profile pic.
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The Unqualified Dipstick Brigade summed up in a single screen grab.
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I've never been prouder of anyone more than
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after that dance on
#Strictly
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@OtiMabuse
too. I'm actually in tears.
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To anyone about to come out of lockdown, from one who has endured many: it's natural to feel anxious and confronted by "normal life". Don't feel like you need to do everything immediately. Ease yourself back in slowly, and hibernate when you need to. And remember - you'll be ok.
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I shouldn’t be surprised by the amount of personal abuse being thrown at those of us who support the Yes Vote, but I am. Racist, ableist, body-shaming…all of it. Just for supporting a voice. Perhaps it’s happening on both sides.
It’s not gonna stop me though.
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If you’re in Melbourne and you’re struggling with Lockdown 2: Déjà Flu, there’s a good reason: It’s really tough. I’m in it too, and it’s shit. Just want you to know you’re not alone.
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I’ve seen a few people say that Australia should learn to live with Covid like the UK is. But the UK has 58% fully vaccinated. Australia is at 17%. For Australia, living with Covid right now would mean loads of people dying from it.
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I once interviewed Sir Michael Parkinson and told him how nervous I was. He said “The good thing about interviewing an interviewer is that we know what you’re looking for.” He couldn’t have been lovelier. He even took my producer and me to lunch. Farewell sir and thank you.
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But. They’re. Not. Contagious.
Dr. Phil appears on Laura Ingraham and says we don’t shut the country down for automobile deaths, cigarette related deaths, and swimming pool deaths
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“I refuse to wear a mask and lose my individual rights”; screams person who doesn’t use their own name or face on twitter.
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Shout out to anyone feeling broken, hurt or disappointed today. As a wise man once said to me “It’s not where you start, but where you finish that counts”. Let hope we find our way to a good place.
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Oh man, I feel for people in the UK right now. And Sydney. And all over. Sadly the virus doesn’t care what time of year it is, where you live, or what you earn. Stay safe everyone and let’s get through this Christmas so that the next one might be better.
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Got a message from a friend in London. Her 8yo son has been critically ill because of a reaction to Covid. But by all means, go ahead and protest about having to wear a mask.
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Chuffed. To. Bits. I hope I can do the great sport of Rugby League justice.
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Fair play to the LNER train guard who followed the announcement of:
“This train will be delayed in Newcastle by an hour because we don’t have a driver”
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“We found a driver. I don’t know if he’s someone off the streets of Newcastle but he’s on his way.”
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If you’re a parent in lockdown, and you managed to keep your child safe and happy today - you’re a deadset champion. Keep it up! You’re being an awesome parent.
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I’m not ok with the kid in Australia egging a politician. It was not ok when someone did it to Jeremy Corbyn last week, and I don’t think it’s ok to do it to Fraser Anning. It makes him a victim, and emboldens his supporters. Take him down with wit, rules and due process.
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To the owner of our local Melbourne Health Food Shop, who loudly proclaimed to a customer today that Covid is a hoax - you’ve lost our business. I guess we’ll be buying our essential oils and homeopathic remedies elsewhere.
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Paul O’Grady was a wonderful, wonderful person and everyone agrees. That is all.
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So many irresponsible tweets were sent regarding the incident in Melbourne. From people who were hoping for a terror link. Vultures. Shit stirrers. It’s a tough task to be better than them, but it seems Melbourne is pulling through and helping each other. Choose love.
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Some weird energy in the world right now. Hope you’re all ok.
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How good would it be to change the date of Australia Day?
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Sean famously didn’t give a shit about Twitter. Which is why it’s so appropriate that he’s still trending today.
RIP Sean Lock.
“The Tiger Who For A Pint” will live forever in the memory.
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I was lucky enough to be in the room where this video was launched tonight, alongside so many proud Indigenous Australians. I wanna do what I can to amplify their voice, and give them a voice to Parliament.
#HistoryIsCalling
#VoteYes
OUR NEW AD IS LIVE!
You’re the Voice that will make history.
On 14 October, we know we all can stand together with the power to be powerful.
#HistoryIsCalling
, so
#VoteYes
. Are you in? John Farnham is.
#UluruStatement
#StayTrue2Uluru
#YoureTheVoice
#VoteYes
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Just imagine the size of the crowd at Biden’s inauguration. It’s gonna be yuge.
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For many years in the UK, I was only known for being on Mock The Week. It gave me a profile on British TV and brought people to my live shows. I’ll forever be grateful for the opportunities the show (and cast and crew) gave me.
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Have now lost two residents of our small Melbourne street to Covid. I'm beginning to think this thing might not be a hoax after all.
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Loads of people angry at me today for being angry that my flight home was cancelled. Turns out on Twitter, anger begets anger. Who knew? I know there are bigger problems in the world, but I was just having a rant. Hope you’re all ok.
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It may not surprise you to know we rewrote tomorrow’s
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Well this is gonna make an Asylum seeker charity very happy. I said I’d donate ten pounds for every mile Farage doesn’t walk. And I mean it. Should end up being over 2k. Think I’ll choose
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Nigel Farage says he will not be completing the more than 200 mile Brexit Betrayal March from North East England to Westminster despite asking supporters to join him
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After three months of Melbourne lockdown, it looks like I’m now going into another London Lockdown. Good thing I’m a homebody. Look after your Mental Health everyone.
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Well played Sydney, just found out our Disability Rugby League Team weren't allowed into clubs last night because one of our team members was slurring his words. He has cerebral palsy. Fucking appalled with my own town.
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You can keep your Bernie memes. My 10 year old daughter made this for
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Please share this far and wide. He’s actually calling on us to help by sharing the video.
Here is Zelensky's speech to the Ukrainian and Russian people with English subtitles before war broke out. Worth watching in full:
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My grandfather passed away over the weekend, aged 104. He spoke fondly of working alongside John Sattler at Holdens. This song will forever remind me of them both. Farewell to two great gentlemen. via
@YouTube
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This. Is. Remarkable.
.
@jonathanvswan
: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”
@realdonaldtrump
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Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”
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My beard made the news! And got Royal Approval. The Hair to the Throne.
Prince Harry marvelled at the beard of
@adamhillscomedy
, who is growing his out until
#Brexit
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Read the latest:
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Think I just invented a new word:
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When a package arrives that you forgot buying online.
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Got a note through the door from a neighbour, suggesting a Whatsapp Group for the street. That way we can all look out for each other. There is hope.
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During the Spanish Flu in 1918 an Anti Mask League formed in the USA. Thousands of people protested. Some believed it was all a money-making exercise by Levi Strauss, who made most of the masks. For some reason I find it comforting to know that this has all happened before.
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Happy Australia Day! (Wanted to see how it felt on a different date. Honestly, I don’t feel any less Aussie) 🦘
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Screw the cuts,
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will cover the Rio Paralympics even if we have to film it all on our phones and send photos back via snapchat.
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My daughter dressed up for Halloween as Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn Nine Nine. Never been prouder.
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Days like today make me so glad
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@Channel4
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Hey
@NickSquires1
I’m wondering why you’ve tied Lego’s new disabled figures into the “anti-woke” movement. Who are these “others” that think the inclusivity is overly sensitive?
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