Jason Isaacs
@jasonsfolly
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Professional faker. Amateur human. Failed deatheater. Tightly-clad space pilot. Commie. Angel Hunter. Don't even.
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Duh.
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Holy hairy heroes son - you’re Jesus’s age today! In these strangest of dark days you’re always a ray of light to me. Thanks for making mischief, music and magic for this fan (and all the others too).
Happiest of Birthday Bonanzas
Love ya kid
Fake Dad x
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If speaking out against racists, misogynists, bullies, homophobes, liars and warmongers ‘fogs’ my work...wipe the scum off your glasses.
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Strange to look over and see this during the flight. Might be stranger if he sees me back when we get off the plane.
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Happiest of birthdays to the wild, beautiful spirit
@TomFelton
. Prouder and prouder of who and how you are, son, as you spread your wings x
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Tom the Seeker. 32 yrs young and getting better every day. Proud & lucky to be switching roles as you get wiser and I show my true colours. Hope you've had a day full of self & free of selfies. Have some cake, sing a song & pull a wheelie for me, son.
Happy Birthday
Bad Dad x
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To the 40 kids going to my house for a party tonight: Lucius Malfoy's place, eh? What fun. Sorry I won't be there to meet you. I know where you all live too, btw. Touch any of my stuff and I'll kill you where you sleep.
#Slytherin
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It could have all been so different, if only I'd picked the winning side.
Where's that time-turner gone?
#19YearsLater
@jk_rowling
Today's the day Albus Severus Potter boards the Hogwarts Express at King's Cross for the first time
#19yearslater
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They're wearing masks all day, every day till it scars them, all to save our lives.
You can put one on in a shop for 10 minutes.
#WearAMask
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Happy Birthday to my favourite son. You've brought the Malfoy name into horrendous disrepute by turning out to be a gorgeous human being and a fairly average guitarist. I'm so ashamed and proud of you.
#BrunettesHaveMoreFun
@origin_series
#FreePlug
#LuvYa
#HarryPotter
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Hold those you love and tell them every day. It’s all we have.
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On ‘holiday’ in isolation with the family, who’ve all tested positive (we’re fine thanks) but can’t see
#ReturnToHogwarts
Somebody tell me - was Dobby talking shit about me again? Pointy-eared ingrate.
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I blinked and somehow you sprouted into a 35 year old who writes books, records music, conquers the digital world and still does the pretend people thing. I still just do that. You’ve gone way beyond the Pride Lands, Simba.
Happy Birthday Fake Son
Real love from your Fake Dad x
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Me,
@TomFelton
&
@Mattdavelewis
marvel at them getting older as I get younger. 💘 to all the Potter fans who remind us to fight for the light
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Magnificent Michael Gambon has died. I learned what acting could be from Michael in The Singing Detective - complex, vulnerable and utterly human. The greatest thrill of being in the Potter films was that he knew my name and shared his fearless, filthy sense of fun with me.
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Thanks for your lovely birthday wishes. It’s a massively complex world, but some things are simple, like that we shouldn’t be led by selfish, lazy, corrupt criminals. Please call your MPs and kick
@BorisJohnson
out of office in today’s vote and it’ll be the best birthday evs. 🎂
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We hugged a bit and people took pictures and we loved it. Coz that's how we roll.
#MalfoyMenMooching
#portraitsintheattic
#HarryPotter
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Don't you dare start the party without me.
is this what school homecoming is like? mark your calendars for New Years Day
#ReturnToHogwarts
, streaming on
@hbomax
x
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Actually I trained as a lawyer and can recognise a heavily-lobbied political agenda disguised as quasi-legal interpretation as well as I can discern a patronising, reactionary troll from someone with an original idea. You're obviously quite happy with kids being slaughtered.
#Sad
@jasonsfolly
@realDonaldTrump
You're a great actor Jason, but you don't know what you don't know about American culture.
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Odd then that those people find themselves reading MY Twitter account, where I can talk about whatever the living fuck I want. People, eh?
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This
#Christmas
I want to wish all of my tribe - the Trekkers, the Potterheads, the Witterers, the active campaigners for equality of opportunity and fairness - much love. It's a time of inclusivity so the Trump fans, the Brexiteers, the right everywhere...Nope. Can't. Fuck you.
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Easy mistake Dave, but that reptilian blow-dried scrotum makes my son look like the offspring of Mother Theresa and Ghandi.
#CouldveHappened
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To everyone who was so bothered by my support for
#JordanGray
and her stripping off on live tv that they needed to let me know. (Everyone else don't bother - you're already living in the 21st century):
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Scanned your timeline and saw how often you retweeted the White Genocide hashtag, so you're clearly the kind of politically impartial intellectual colossus I need to take career advice from. Our fanbase can cope without you - don't let the burning cross hit you on the way out.
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Tremendous resignation speech from
@BorisJohnson
rich with dignity and grace. For anyone who missed it and doesn’t have the time to listen to it in its entirety, I’ll paraphrase:
“I’m amazing. You all still love me. My party are a bunch of back-stabbing cunts.”
#ByeByeBoJo
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Heartbreaking news about lovely Alan. Nobody else could be as hilarious, tragic, terrifying & truthful all at the same time
#RIPAlanRickman
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In an olympic display of I-Shit-You-Nottery,
@BorisJohnson
, who's handled coronavirus about as well as he's handled birth control, announced 3 new tiers of UK alerts today: Fucked, More Fucked and Open The Last Bottle. Our chief medical officer helpfully added they wouldn't work.
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I've been blocked by
@WilliamShatner
. The unkindest cut of all. In what way have I broken the prime directive Captain? Was it the end of sentence minor-key uptick? The quizzical eyebrow (and blue eyeliner)? The just too-tight uniform? Forgive me my sins - it's an homage, I swear.
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A Malfoy and a Lanister trying not to be overawed in the wings.
#Somme100
#GoT
#HarryPotter
#BBC1
#GettingNervous
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So long and thanks for all the fish.
#BoldlyGone
#HappiestFamilyOnEarth
#InSpaceNotSoMuch
#StarTrekDiscoveredAndReborn
#PrimeLorcaServedRare
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A message to me from a doctor at a London hospital.
They've run out of ventilators and many people in 30s, 40s & 50s with no health issues will die alone, waiting for the ICU. She says 'don't go out unless you can't survive.' Asks me to tell everyone I know. That's you.
#StayHome
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Met the genius
#StanLee
at my first convention. He had an endless line and signed autographs all day long, which he did almost every weekend.
"Why do you do it, Stan?" I asked "Do you like meeting the fans, traveling, what?"
"It's the fucking money, kid!" he winked.
It wasn't.
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Has there ever been a more infantile, witless, impotent, self-obsessed, intellectually-bankrupt pus-filled cockstump to perch, temporarily, on a seat of power? His only achievement is making his wife retch with the rest of us at the prospect of every new day.
#AllIWantForXmasIs46
Crooked Hillary Clinton is the worst (and biggest) loser of all time. She just can’t stop, which is so good for the Republican Party. Hillary, get on with your life and give it another try in three years!
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Hugely happy July 4th to all of my American friends. Congratulations on ridding yourselves of a corrupt dictator who wanted your tax money for himself and his friends and creating a refuge for the tired, the poor and the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. How's that going?
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To the gentleman in the hotel elevator just now who complimented me, as Mr Dalton, for being in good shape:
1) Don't be fooled by the gym clothes - I just ate my own bodyweight in bagels at breakfast
2) The great Timothy Dalton is 75. I'm 55.
3) It was indeed a rough night
#Ouch
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It never made any sense having a queen and yet she, Elizabeth, somehow rose above all the debate around privilege or political controversy in a life stoically devoted to public service and duty. Eight decades of public life. A woman of importance.
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Thursday May 4th sees local elections in England. New voter rules mean that many people the Tories don’t want voting might not be able to vote - unless you get your valid photo ID sorted in advance. Don’t fall for it. Come and participate in democracy.
And
#VoteLabour
, natch.
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A great day to be a parent.
Can one person solve coronavirus, climate change, racism or poverty? Of course not. But one person was making it all a hell of a lot worse and he just got his marching orders. Decency wins. Compassion wins. Humanity wins.
#bidenharis2020
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For my confused US friends: the prime minister’s closest adviser, who is known to be the lying, cheating, corrupt puppet-master behind our suicidally isolationist government has been utterly exposed as a lying, cheating, hypocritical exceptionalist shitbag. Again
#cummingnotgoing
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So sorry Will. I just didn't want to have to write White Supremacist, Sex-Abuser, Anti-Semite, Liar, Sadist, Mysogynist, Thief, Science-Denier, Narcissist, Egomaniac, Draft-dodger and Ignorant Turd-Gargler and not have room to describe what a traitor he is to the office. My bad.
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Farewell your majesty. Nothing about the royal family makes sense in the modern world and yet this queen, our queen, sat atop our unwritten constitution and stopped our country from fragmenting completely: it was her government, her army and she was our fairy godmother. God speed
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Actually they're marching because we utterly believe in our health system that gives free care to all regardless of ability to pay - like most developed countries - and want it to work even better, you moronic, gold-toiletted, ratings-obsessed, pussy-grabbing, race-baiting child.
The Democrats are pushing for Universal HealthCare while thousands of people are marching in the UK because their U system is going broke and not working. Dems want to greatly raise taxes for really bad and non-personal medical care. No thanks!
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Dear Labour Party,
when temporary prime minister Liz Truss faces public questions for the first time today since the utter collapse of her entire agenda, please don’t gloat or laugh. Remember the scale and gravity of the hunger, cold and deprivation the Tories are causing.
#PMQs
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If you’re waking up thinking you need a grandiose reboot…be gentle. We’re all just edging forward into the thick fog of life. What matters most is whose hand you can hold and to have a vague notion of which direction to head in.
As Shakespeare said:
The rest is bollocks
#HNY
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Wishing everybody a 2023 free from hate, from blame, from feeling worse (or better) than anyone else and from hopelessness. The world may seem off its axis but when you look, there is light, love and kindness everywhere too. May you find and spread gratitude wherever you go.
#HNY
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A vicious and dangerously wounded animal just projectile vomited lies and pus all over democracy.
Why are the mail votes for Biden? Because you told your supporters not to vote by mail you bitter, shameless, delusional abscess of a man.
History will record you as a stain.
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Show it to your daughters. Show it to your sons. Show it to the soon-to-be-ex-President.
#Loser
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#FBF
The great
#MichelleYeoh
and a drunk man with newly transplanted limbs walk the first half of their epic fight. At half-speed, I swear.
#StarTrekDiscovery
#JustAddLeather
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Holy Time Turners. How is that possible? 19 yrs ago today the world got its first glimpses of my Paris Hilton meets Darth Vader stylings, that irritating little rodent Dobby and the death-eating loser combo of me and
@TomFelton
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Tom, the wig and I are doing great.
#HarryPotter
Nov. 15, 2002: The film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is released!
http://t.co/d3Nj5RV8ZQ
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Concert-goers, toddlers at school, the faithful praying. Don’t insult them with thoughts and fucking prayers: DO something
#GunControlNow
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For those who only saw Helen on screen, an idea of what you missed. Death makes us all reach for hyperbole, but I honestly never saw the like. I used to joke I’d never share a stage with her - what’d be the point? Except I wasn’t joking.
#RIPHelenMcCrory
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Inspiring and utterly beautiful. I just followed her and so should everyone. The kids are coming for you Donny-No-Mates, so are your ex-colleagues and so is the FBI. Send out for diapers.
#BeAfraidBeVeryAfraid
As of today,
@Emma4Change
now has more followers than the
@NRA
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This is a movement.
This is the future.
Change is now.
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#TBT
Me and the scene-stealing elfin superhero formerly known as Dobby (pre-sockgate). Now current Attorney General of the USA, oddly. Thought I'd killed the little bastard.
#HarryPotter
@HarryPotterFilm
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Tell your kids how many people opened their homes and hearts immediately Manchester. And being British, offered tea. Fuck terror
#SpreadLove
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Last June peaceful protestors against a racist murder were beaten and gassed near the Capitol. Today Trump thugs stormed the building unchallenged, directly from a rally where he deliberately stoked their violence with lies. May he be flushed round the U-bend of history forever.
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God bless all? That's your best shot at a solution? You impotent, morally bankrupt, compassionless conman. You'll move on to praising the emergency services with a back-slapping exclamation mark before the bodies are cold.
School shooting in Texas. Early reports not looking good. God bless all!
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It's
#NationalPoetryDay
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trump's a proven tax-cheat, racist, sexual predator, bully, failure, coward and self-aggrandising, family-destroying, treasonous, lying turdwaffle,
If you still support him shame on you.
#Drumpf
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Ducked out of the ugliness of the world to watch
@StarTrekNetflix
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@ansonmount
, just stop it will you? Even I prefer Pike.
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Rubber Robbie delighting my girls almost as much as the full human did me. That he even knew my name was dizzying, but to fancy myself a colleague, to share a gag and drink a cuppa in his customized Airstream was to experience complete fanboy bliss. A lovely man.
#RobbieColtrane
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That's how a real President writes on a day to remember the fallen. That's how anyone other than an narcissistic, racist, sexist sociopath would write. I was avoiding social media while on holiday with my family, but his toxic narcissism reached across the ocean and shook me.
We can never truly repay the debt we owe our fallen heroes. But we can remember them, honor their sacrifice, and affirm in our own lives those enduring ideals of justice, equality, and opportunity for which generations of Americans have given that last full measure of devotion.
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Fully contagious but so desperate for applause that, having already infected (maybe even killed) many colleagues, he puts his secret service detail at huge risk to take a “last minute” cruise past fans. Such a very small, small man. He aspires to pathetic.
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You couldn't be more wrong
@Nyrvachan
. I could earn much more elsewhere: I took this gig partly because I love Trek, but mostly to annoy you
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If you haven’t voted yet and are unsure which way to go - take advice from a DeathEater/Starship Captain/Jedi Hunter. Trust me: I’ve served a few Dark Lords.
#MAGA
#Vote
#HarryPotter
#StarTrek
#StarWars
Don’t ask how it’s my business: I pay more tax than he-who-cannot-be-shamed.
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The first three doctors who died working to protect our lives in the UK were these brave heroes:
Amged el-Hawrani
Adel el-Tayar
Habib Zaidi
3 muslims. Two from Somalia and one from Pakistan.
Learn their names all of you who had to deal with an ugly twitch inside. Honour them.
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Will historians of the future understand, I wonder, that the escalating thermo-nuclear conflict that led to them scrabbling for survival on the smouldering remains of our planet came about because the American president was a mean girl? In a corset?
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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There are very few problems in the world that couldn't be solved if we all just married Prince Harry.
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#FBF
Lucius’s attempts to stay incognito post Battle of Hogwarts were failing miserably. The pits were the giveaway.
#LessMakeUpThanTrump
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Told my daughters that lying, cruelty, racism, greed, ignorance, violence and sexual assault can triumph. That their future means nothing.
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A head-spinning week. My brother was in hospital in France teetering on the edge all week. Then my 87 year old dad was taken to hospital here in London. They're both home now, miraculously, but it's not over. For any of us. This fucking virus is everywhere.
#StayHomeSaveLives
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If you didn't watch
@Oprah
elevating the art of communication and inspiration at the
@GoldenGlobes
, get your children - get your daughters - and do yourselves a favour. Show them how leaders SHOULD speak.
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#TheOA
spoiler: Hap and Homer fail the auditions for
#MagicMike
the Sportswear version.
To the many obsessed
@The_OA
fans all over the world desperate to know when we're coming back - I'm dying to know what happens next too. Don't ask me - ask
@Netflix
!
#DoTryThisAtHome
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Dear Europe, that’s it then. We’re breaking up. Just know that it’s not you, it’s me.
And a man called Jeremy, who nobody trusted. And a clown called Boris, who couldn’t stop lying. And a lot of frustrated people who like 3 word slogans.
#GetBrexitDone
#GetBritainFucked
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Fuck me there are some idiots on Twitter.
And no, it’s not clever to then point your digital finger back at me. It’s monumentally witless but will, at least, give me hours of fun blocking. Go for it.
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Christ. Air Force One just landed in Britain and, in a brief and magical moment of national harmony, the whole country just gagged on someone else's vomit.
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For all those asking if mirror Lorca makes it, if he or prime Lorca will be in season 2 or if this is the end of the mirror universe in
#StarTrekDiscovery
, why would you trust me? I’ve been lying to you from the beginning!
#BelieveMe
#LiarInChief
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Jetlagged stupor. Woke 'cause sadist before me set hotel room alarm for 6am. Felt my way to bathroom. Did biz in dark. Opened door back to bedroom. Inexplicably light. Closed eyes. Felt for switch. In corridor naked. Fuck. Jammed toe in closing door with inch to go. Can't sleep.
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There was and only ever will be one Cary Grant. I can’t wait to play Archie Leach, though, who struggled to play Cary Grant himself. A fascinating, complicated, haunted man who was much, much more beautiful than me (thanks Twitter!).
Here goes something
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Feel exactly the same about you. Minus the favourite actor bit.
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Boxing Day in the UK. Back in the day Christmas Boxes, with gifts, tips and food were given to employees and the needy. Now we go to blow-out sales and realise how badly we overpaid for tat. Do something great: donate your unwanted gifts to charity. Then eat leftovers and moan. x
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Politics aside, can anyone now doubt that the soulless fascist in the White House sees people with darker skin both as subhuman and a threat, women as objects to be mauled and conquered and the prosperity and safety of the world as elements in his ratings drive.
#LowestFormOfLife
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I'm in. Everyone else in Britain?
So Donald Trump will visit UK 26-27 Feb 2018? Let's astonish the world's media with our protests. Let's wear black arm bands like the suffragettes wore for the funeral of Emily Wilding Davison.
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To the many supportive, talented and exquisitely tasteful followers who have flattered me with your attention all year - thanks for putting up with long absences, toxic rants and bouts of nauseating but necessary self-promotion. Much more to come on all fronts.
#HappyNewYear2019
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Wanna smile, tap your toes and feel grossly inadequate at the same time? Click and feel the awe.
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Living as normal while a democratic country is invaded felt wrong anyway, but continuing to engage in the trivia of the everyday while the genuine terror of nuclear war looms seems insane. Yet what can any of us do? See each other. Love. Forgive.
That and wordle are all I've got.
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Dear
@realDonaldTrump
, let’s make this simple enough to penetrate the thick citrus rind around your reptilian brain.
You’re right.
Big tech, big money and the media are against you.
Because they all fucking hate you. As do the largest number of voters ever.
#Democracy
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#ThePatriot
was in theaters 20 years ago today. Initially not a huge success it’s subsequently become a classic holiday favorite, reproving the old movie maxims:
“If a psychopath kills your children give all the Australians swords” and “Someone in marketing fucked us.”
#ILikeWigs
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To the many critics who have challenged me for the
#BrainlessBarbie
hashtag in response to
@IvankaTrump
, an apology: you're right. One's a plastically enhanced, deeply mysogynist parody of a woman. The other's Barbie.
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It’s appalling that
#DiaperDon
is trending
#1
worldwide and upsetting
#Trump
. Using the phrase
#DiaperDon
is stooping to the kind of moronic behaviour that has so degraded his office for 4 years. Using
#DiaperDon
more than once in a tweet will only perpetuate this.
#DiaperDon
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There goes my Xmas card from the Spicers. And apparently he was just following orders, so none of it’s his fault.
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Congratulations to my US brothers and sisters on casting off the taxation burden placed on you by overseas tyrants. We British followed your lead and dumped Europe, leaving us free to pursue total global economic domination.
Still on Phase One, obviously.
#July4th
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