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@StillDeluzional

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@StillDeluzional
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@fbamoneyteam @ConsciousFilth @KaleshiaaaD So they can make sure people ain’t in there fucking
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Milk & Honey The Milk & Honey The Real Milk & Honey The Milkiest of Honies The Realest Honey You've Ever Milked
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I am so confused by all these different Milk & Honey’s between Atlanta and DC. Was no other name was available?!
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@Nellythamenace Imagine running up on somebody with your friend just to get forced to 69 each other while you get your head beat in.
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We'll see how you feel when your wife dies and the puppy she had sent to you posthumously to keep you company in her absence gets killed and all your coworkers keep pressing you to come back to work while you're still on bereavement leave and then your employer tries to fire you.
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I refuse to believe John Wick still fighting over this damn dog for 4 movies???
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@CashAppRecords @sunday_dreamer The ban is on private ownership. Just make it public.
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Dime. 10. +99...1099. She's filing a 1099 form. She's self employed.
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did we ever get to the bottom of what Mario meant when he said you’re a dime plus 99 lmao
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@DeeGreezy No but why did I feel this in my soul?! I'm crying real tears over here
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@smoke_nd_pearlz @YeahThatsRocc Now that you mention it, I always thought that missionary birthing had “voyeurism” written all over it.
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@thechub_b_w Well damn I wasn't even thinking about it bruh you ain't have to come at me like that.
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@Incog_negro @BombshellCole Little foot n dem coming out the water like
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@muthamedusa_ @MatrixPodcast A real nigga gonna drink regardless
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@HighKhaleesi I've never seen a more accurate caption
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@theshoefreak @PenajaAgain Hey sweetie. Payroll person here. Been working in payroll for the last decade. PTO stands for Paid Time Off. Even if it stood for "Personal" time off it is still a PAID leave code. Additionally, most entities allow 2 hours of paid time off for voting. Usually given as Admin leave
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Someone sees you with something they think is expensive: Them: oh shit you got money. Me: no no no....I HAD money. Now I have this.
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@simsimmaaz Why she gotta be holding watermelon though?!?!
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@queenjenkins @RebelleCunt @Zazamyodor ....... And you still stewing over it?
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@Getthebagcoach @labeautenoire_3 This is a real black family taking a photo together, sir.
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@WarrenB850 Pussy like
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@simsimmaaz The first one ain't even know what to do. It looked like she said "oh...awww"
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@ReloadedJu "Hath thou ever fornicated with a witch?"
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@balleralert Don is really setting another impossible standard for black men. 28 years is really not enough time to get to know someone before you legally (and spiritually if you're into that kind of thing) bind your life together.
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Do yourselves a favor and find your employee handbook and read up. If you don't have one, ask for one. Your job is required to provide this kind of information. If they don't, find an EEO office. Also, you'll look smarter for the internet people.
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"OPEN THIS SHIT UP RIGHT NOW!"
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@smoke_nd_pearlz @BigEsqBae Alabama is 17. I'ma need y'all to remember who Travis has been rolling with since he released his HIP HOP mixtapes and albums in 2010. That girl don't know Tom and Mark. Then tow white boys he used to hang with JUST came back around
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@Puff_Iya @AsToldByKayyx Gay fathers want to be fathers. Straight fathers just wanted to cum.
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@__bamber @OHRedbone This is unacceptable. At no point should drunk parents ever BE RIDING IN THE CAR WITH NO SEATBELT ON!!!
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@ToyaRochelle @beigewunder I'm so glad we're all getting back to our core values. This is really beautiful to see.
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@blackprints That was the fight marshal
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@simonefiii @solomonmissouri This what y'all mean when y'all say talk you through it right?
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Here's a handy little infographic of the local area breakdown.
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This DMV shit is so confusing. So it’s a part of Baltimore, which is Maryland, but it’s not part of the DMV?
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I just had to, I couldn't resist. Cyborg - @GameboyJones Starfire - me
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@southerncynic @ONeillJones Yo what if she uses the force to braid her hair back?!?!
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@KvshSinn @BarkyBoogz My favorite part of this scene has always been Will's face before he gets into the second part. It's very clearly a "Nigga come tf on I ain't got time for this shit" look
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@Brieyonce @MrGee54 The visual of Chris yelling at Gwyneth "Don't you even dare! Those are MY friends!!" about Jay and Beyonce is just hilarious
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Nigga said “submit” and then said “50/50” in the same sentence. Y’all so fucking unserious on this app.
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@beach41st @xbaiIie I mean I do have the phrase "cunnilingus served daily" above my bed but that's about it.
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@mosettastone @Lugon83 @Madam_LaLa @SixBrownChicks I've been in HR 15 years and you are absolutely correct. It is literally our job to protect the employer, whether we enjoy it or not. A good HR person will absolutely go through every step to ensure the employee's rights are respected but at the end of the day, don't trust us.
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I really wanted to type "employer tries to terminate you" but ran out of characters.
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@brogawd_ @dkmv147 So many mfs bout to be fired in their 5th month
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That's cuz y'all supposed to keep it! Especially now that we're going into the colder months. Put a coat on that baby!
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titties.
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Coochie hair grows back entirely too fast
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@Flex_Santana I've been in HR and Payroll for 15 years. This is my trade. I literally respond to inquiries like these on a daily basis. At some point shit just becomes second nature 🙃
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D’ussé P’ussé 🥃
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You left out the real housewives of Milk & Honey
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@MelaninMotiv8er Go wild. Have one last ride with an Aquarius. The sky is the limit.
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@longlivetraww Oh...I see you've tried to make yourself....
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@CallumDash_ @BarkyBoogz You know what. I don't often get involved in these conversations but THIS is elite milk.
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@joa3k Get rid of Kajun.
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@JLongstone85 @mrjollyyellow @ItsLovelyLaveau So you agree more rich people should make the same journey?
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Lol you niggas suck. How you make yourself the villain in your own made up scenario that totally didn't happen?
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@AceNjoysWomen @Play4Keepz2x And how many of those overlap.
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@gapolizzi81 @jxdedcoco I mean... The first movie does take place in America....
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I was chilling in the couch at a house party I ain't really want to be at. With no prior interaction she sat down on my lap and said "you look like you could be my man for the night"...and I was. For that night and several others after
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Fellas, whats the easiest way a shorty has bagged you? This is a safe space.
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@BkJay_Early @PullUpPanda That shit really irks my nerves every time.
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@foyinog It's prolly Cuz he capitalizes every word.
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Is that a new crypto?!
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A reminder: invest in your mental health too
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@DavdWayne @jamesantOKC @seyi_ro He couldn't tweet back. He was at his job apparently.
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@random_weighs @Of_Noble_Mien Cumin would like a word
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@BarkyBoogz What I really want to know is if she's wearing other drawls under them drawls
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Sent my best friend some flowers cuz I know that man she live with ain't get her any. He prolly hate me but I don't care. Take care of our girl nigga.
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@ThaKhanflict This dog just robbed me and I ain't even mad.
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@BrittRenee__ @CutieNamedKitty They not wrong though. Yaks are in the Bovine family so the females are technically called cows. Your kid smart af.
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Oh so they can do this but they can't dodge a car?!?!?!
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This deer carefully maneuvers its antlers to walk under a gate.
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@LilNasX The fan in question was Jack Harlow and reportedly he loved the slap and asked for another.
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@BarkyBoogz Shit I want to see Keanu as Dr Strange NOW
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@brownandbella @BarkyBoogz The Nokia of alarm clocks
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Happy 'Enemy Of The State' Day to all who celebrate! @LupeFiasco
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'Twas the day before Christmas, and on through the night. We was knuckin' and buckin' and ready to fight.
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It is Christmas Eve. Why are you blasting Knuck if you Buck in Walmart???
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@TTabp @Flo_2323 @Wells_P 20 years for each life minimum
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@BarkyBoogz I reported the album as offensive on Spotify.
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@xoxokittybb @yourd4ddychris I am what one may describe as "totally bout that life"
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@Yatande_ This is a cinematic masterpiece
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@leedleleigh_22 @NaturallyTyraG As someone who works in HR.... Don't stop there. Contact your local EEO office as well. God speed.
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@iAmZBag1 @BkJay_Early @PullUpPanda Don't be obtuse. A black man could be in a protective position and still be seen as a threat.
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"Greetings my dearest Apothecary, Tis been a fortnight since we last communed. My spirit grows weary in your absence though I hope all your endeavors are flourishing. My supplies are running low again and upon your nearest convenience..."
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When y’all hit up y’all plug do y’all start with a greeting? Like “Hello, hope all is well. Can I get an 8th?” Or is that just me. Lol
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@RockiiiiRoadd @BarkyBoogz Meat that's already "jerked" too.
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@RacismDog I know boy....I know.
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@MeggMacc But you're not baba yaga
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@MariTheeEmpress @cynfinite It gets me every time
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