GEESE HOWARD
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The account about nothing. Larry David energy. movie/food person. Rap enthusiast. Philosopher. Gem cutter. I have absurd thoughts you’ve never thought before.
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Album review for “MERRY PRANKSTER”. TL;DR - 8.5-9/10
Absolute banger album by
@FosterThePrnxtr
; a criminally underrated artist from Jersey. “MERRY PRANKSTER” is political. It’s angry. There’s some esoteric themes in spots. There’s lot’s of raw emotion and depth. This project has…
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It’s almost like none of that shit matters
big sean is a aries and jhené is a pisces so i just wanna know how ?????
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You ever get post meal clarity? You just be sitting there like “damn I probably could’ve ordered a medium”
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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Get it together.
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Start learning the piano brother
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Sabertooth tiger rabies in that ice but go head
Using an ice screw to source water whilst ice climbing
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I love salmon so much. You would think bears are the number one threat to salmon but it’s actually me
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A breakfast sandwich at Dunkin’ Donuts taste like someone 3D printed all the ingredients
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*Opens pornhub for the 5th time today*
The ghosts in my room:
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Uber driver has been playing the same song over and over the whole ride so I’m curious. I Shazam the song. I’m looking at the musician profile, now back at the driver, then back at my phone, then back at him, then back at the pic, then back at the driver again and wtf it’s him😂
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When you remember that you agreed to do something and the day is here
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I’m old af man. Saw a group of black teenagers, and they were skateboarding, and doing tricks. I was so proud. I wanted to say something like “that was fire!” but what actually came out was “alright now I see y’all brothers out here” and then I just walked away.
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Not all music is vinyl worthy. There’s no way you need a pressed Jason Derulo album.
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Jada get on the internet every 3-4 weeks just to tell everyone that Will is not her type.
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One of my biggest fears is if I’m out having drinks with a woman and I can’t get the bartender’s attention.
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This brother could take all the color out of a rainbow I tell you what
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If Jay Z were smart he would make a reality show for people that want to discuss entrepreneurship over dinner with him
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Ayo son. I restarted my WiFi cuz of this shit.
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They risked their freedom for sizzling fajitas and sliders
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Diddy gone bring out his own handcuffs when they arrest him
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Dababy’s beats sound like when fat villains be tip toeing in cartoons
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Said a lot more than that.
Son… Pusha T bitch ass really thought “ you are hiding a child” was the most devastating groundbreaking news ever.
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Buying deodorant at CVS embarrassing as hell because when you press the button for assistance, they stop the music and tell the whole store you musty
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I feel like every once in awhile Jada just stares out the window for 20 minutes.
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Joe Budden moving through the air vents in a strip club and doing stealth takedowns is a hilarious image
Tryna fight Joe Budden at a strip club is like tryna fight Batman in the batcave
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I am not shocked by Floyd Mayweather supporting israel. He doesn't know what's going on. He can't even read one chapter of a Harry Potter book nigga
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Do you know how insane it would look if a black person went around going “HURRROOO EVERYBODY!! FUUUUYOOOHHH!!”
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You're supposed to trade diss songs back n forth a few times til it get real bad and one of the elders in rap say some shit like "we gotta come together to be the ogs for the youth" or some shit like that. This ngga skipped way too many steps.
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rappers in their songs vs when it’s time to fight racism
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Spending MONEY to wear Homer Simpson’s shoes is madness
Balmain "Cloud" shoe ☁️
I'm not so sure about these... What do you think?
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Tell women “whatever bitch, get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries”
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As a father, I would’ve eventually sat Steve Urkel down and told that nigga to stop harassing my daughter. Shit getting outta hand now
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Cranberry gets passed around to mix with every other fruit like some kinda juice harlot and it’s fire every time
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mf said smitten lmaooo
You bout to hold your hat over your heart and tell a woman she’s as fine as a summer day in July
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Y’all was sucking vegetables last year.
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Oh y’all was having a childhood??
My nigga I was in the streets selling CRACK
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“I ain’t with this internet shit”
- a nigga on his 4th internet response
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RZA will add a clip like this to the beginning of the dirtiest beat you’ve ever heard in your life
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This how you gonna be when that Lysol moving through ya veins
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Dude came in the corner store playing mystikal off his phone. I don’t want no problems brother
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Her: date a generous person that isn’t broke.
You: oh yeah?
OH YEAH??!
WELL HOW BOUT YOU DON’T BE SUCH A FAT B*TCH HOW BOUT THAT?!
Marry a slim women so when she’s pregnant you’ll still be able to look at her.
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“Who is Project Pat??” means two things: you too young, or you uncultured.
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I know he can solve tf out of a mystery.
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She got on a fishnet arm sleeve. You know it was a game 7 performance in there.
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She living her raps. Go head and move that book over to the nonfiction section.
In 2022, ‘How To Murder Your Husband’ writer Nancy Crampton Brophy was jailed for life after killing her husband.
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You be listening to a Westside Gunn song and then all of a sudden it cuts to an auction for Napoleon’s skeleton or some shit.
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When she writes “SIR GIVE ME YOUR PHONE” under someone else’s tweet
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Am I allowed to take a white man to Juneteenth event? I’m so serious
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When Nicki’s husband and his goons run up on Offset but he’s in a school zone.
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Being a hood rapper trash cuz you gotta be tough all the time. Niggas catch you walking around with an ice cream cone, now you a bitch cuz you like dessert
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He was getting too many hoes. The cops wanted that singing in the rain ass motherfucker off the streets for good!
In 1938, a 23-year-old Frank Sinatra was arrested in Bergen County, N.J. on charges of seduction and adultery.
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Video games are funny because the final boss of the level has been standing in an empty room doing nothing for HOURS
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Niggas treating surface level platitudes, and common sense like Greek philosophy.
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Physics for dummies: Container ship very heavy. Many tons boat weigh. Big ship crash bridge. Bridge fall down.
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“Man dinner” is picking one of these up on the way home from work and eating the whole thing with your bare hands
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He bout to start terrorizing the city with riddles
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Legs snapping off like Lego pieces
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This is racist af but I think the extreme makes the point clear
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The minute I find out a woman watches this I’m out
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I hate when people say weird words in regular conversations. Like why are you saying “plethora” in this casual situation?
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bew hew
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A girl asked me what books I was reading and I froze up. I couldn’t remember anything man, I almost said “The Outsiders”
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Travis Kelce going from Kayla Nicole to Taylor Swift is…
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Rap beef is silly if you really think about it because it’s just two people reciting aggressive poetry at each other.
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me looking at the food pics to make sure it looks good before I order from the restaurant
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The best comedy is timeless. If a nigga slip on a banana peel in front of you right now you wouldn’t know what to do with yourself for 20 minutes.
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“CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS NIGGA IN THE DEODORANT SECTION??”
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How come you never see any black people walking around with an “Asian” accent?
It’s always the other way around.
I mean, If I lived in Chinatown my whole life I wouldn’t sound like Jackie Chan, right?
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This song was so ass
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I saw the future, and how this would play out so I worded this carefully
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getting escorted out of anywhere is hilarious to me but the fact that it’s Skechers got me crying
After Adidas dropped him, Kanye West showed up uninvited to Skechers headquarters to try and find a new home for his Yeezy shoes, but was immediately escorted out.
Skechers is owned and operated by a Jewish family.
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I know this nigga eyes be watery when California love comes on
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Old niggas get to a certain age and just start wearing every shade of brown at the same time
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A caring father with a perfect family? Or a man on the brink of insanity?
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Michael Jackson not losing a verzuz against anyone. Pick any version you want
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Harriet Winslow would insult Carl the whole episode and the only thing he would do is say “Harriet, Harriet, Harriet”. This nigga don’t have no control over his own house
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Me: hey son* what you doing in here? Playing that Fort Nights game?
Son*: Haha nah dad get with the times, I’m just watching DJ Akademiks
Me:
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Ok y’all it was fun. Believe what you believe but at the end of the day the thing that matters is your actions and how you interact with other people.
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Carl Winslow was a man losing grip on his own life. A wife and mother in law that don’t respect him. Random kids from the neighborhood in his house. A hyper sexual teenager harassing his daughter, and a rebellious son.
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