Drew Greeze
@DeeGreezy
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These white men are dangerous. No one is to go near them. - Powhatan
Joined May 2011
My momma really needed that chicken thawed.
as you get older what do you realize ?.
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This made more sense in 1999.
Being insecure about your girl having a celebrity crush is crazy. Like where is she even gonna see him? Come on 😂.
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there is an opportunity here if you know what you doing.
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Olympics so crazy. Countries literally bombing one another but let’s play some sports real quick to take the edge off 😂😂😂.
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TEN FREAKY GIRLS.
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This an old nigga dream lmao.
Martin Lawrence celebrates his 60th birthday with a performance by Doug E. Fresh
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This nigga about to be damned.
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"I love you my dawg, and that ain't the Henny talking. We out here nigga"
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What the pistons be doing at practice? 😭.
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Bi women are fetishized and bi men are ostracized. Neither is cool. Shit is sad.
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I smoke weed fasho. But people acting like smoking a eighth a day is “normal” are crazy. You are a HEAVY USER lol.
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I’ve never really thought about the fact you gotta put these mugs in the water lmaoooooo.
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Jake from State Farm super famous bro lmao.
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It’ll never work on me because I don’t have to prove shit to white people 😂.
“DEI hire” will never work on me. We can go degree for degree. Resume for resume. Skillset for skillset. Insight for insight.
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All jokes aside. How do we stop black men from dying from this?.
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Nah he gotta shut the hell up.
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The people responding she could’ve took it out probably are dickheads to this day.
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Nigga rapping about cooking crack to 12 years old white kids. ICONS!.
In other news , Migos just performed at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards and I’m currently wishing I wasn’t on this planet
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Detroit has such a distinct look lol.
dawg this is insane, the dude broke up with his gf so they came to egg his house & after they egged and pulled off they got instant karma 😭😭
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If I park in that Z lot, anything bound to happen that day.
When Detroit has one of those Detroit nights… I just can’t even describe it… you just have to be there.
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The Detroit running through my boy lol. If you don’t think we got an accent, listen to this man 😂😂.
"My first time doing it in a game I was like 'Bruh, I gotta go crazy', but I kinda lost a little gas out there." 😂. @JennyTaft talks with @UMichFootball's Semaj Morgan after a memorable punt return in the Big Ten Championship ⬇️
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Niggas eat everyday and Thanksgiving sure is different lol.
it’s 4/20, so ppl who smoke weed every single day about to act like today somehow different lmao.
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This nigga got here and said I know who I’m looking for lmao.
Kash Doll & her new Bae NFL Football Player Za'Darius Smith Living It Up in Ghana 🇬🇭❤️
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Light skinned people never think they light skinned. That shit hilarious.
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It’s honestly not Elon Musk owning Twitter for me. All these rich fucks the same. It’s the idea that one man has access to 44 billion for a singular purchase while the world has been, is and will continue to be in shambles.
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People keep saying what they can do and I agree yes you can smoke an eighth in a day. That doesn’t mean it’s not heavy use. I’m also honestly not judging. But if you smoke, I think it’s important to be aware of what your actual consumption is and not what you perceive it to be.
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lonely.m. Mark Schlissel MD, PhD.President.University of Michigan
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Kids are at the mercy of the adults in their lives. Even if you don’t want kids, we all have a responsibility to create a safe world for them. That’s if you believe in community that is.
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Me at brunch
Just something abt niggas saying “brunch” idk it gives me sassy😭 you want a mimosa too baby girl?.
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That nigga got shot 9 times what the fuck are you talking about kurlykyy.
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You sure? Old niggas used to disappear from whole families. Went to get a pack of cigs and never came back.
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And won’t.
I want Niggas to stop talking like the hoes😂.
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You all think piecing Cam’ron on CNN need to give it a rest. That nigga is who he is. Blame CNN for that. He would’ve done that if the host was white, trust lmao.
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She right.
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Causing a big ass fucking mess. So what you pretty. You a mess.
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No it isn’t. It’s fine to not want them. Disliking them? Seek help.
i will die on this hill: it’s fine and normal to dislike children.
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Local man learns what a music label does.
Doechii is dope. Can rap her ass off. But this push over the past few months seems a little manufactured.
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My momma said y’all hang out on the porch all day cuz y’all lights off.
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I think we are already in a recession lol. I’m not waiting for them to tell me when the proof is in the pudding.
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Lmaoooo why do y’all ask niggas like this anything of substance.
Future on R. Kelly sexual abuse scandal: "We giving it too much attention."
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A young man is dead. I work on a college campus and see the harm daily. You sit this one out.
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Who gives a fuck what Swae Lee thinks at a time like this?!
Do not vote for Kamala !!! Do your research on that whole camp.
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Me heading to the dispensary
I think when you smoke too much weed your drip just naturally start to deteriorate 😂.
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Never can deny she cold 😂😂.
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Don’t nobody care about what you tolerated
Very tired of hearing Not Like Us everywhere tbh. I tolerated it for the concert since it was his first performance but it has run it’s course sonically.
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Nobody gives a fuck what you think.
This is definitely not what i think of when i think of Detroit
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I really scope out every public place I’m in for the quickest exit. Like I be planning my escape. That shit not normal.
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Feels like society has moved beyond the need for April Fools.
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We supposed to just keep working and act like everything normal during times like this lol. This is hell bro. Hell.
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But niggas around here trying to separate the art from the artist and having “tribute” parties man fuck yall.
R. Kelly's daughter Buku says singer sexually abused her as a child: 'I was too scared to tell anybody'
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If I secure this role, it’s the type of job I could do for the next 30 years. Please let it happen.
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Dancing on their grave lmao.
Crazy come back and we hit the hustle on they bum ass in their crib
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Me when it plays during Thanksgiving dinner
I can’t wait til They Not Like Us run over and yall can quit being fake fans. Tired of the song.
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