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Pumpkin spice basic white bitch with twins, cats, & a pumpkin spice pup. Paid by Soros in Girl Scout cookies & stackable velociraptors. #BidenHarris she/her ๐
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Hello, new followers! If you like authoritarianism and shit on Democrats, youโre really going to hate me. I tweet about politics, my amazing 6-year-old twins, my cats & pup, food, and random funny shit. Also, I cuss a lot.
#BidenHarris
fangirl
#AlwaysWithHer
#KHive
hanger-on.
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This actually makes perfect sense
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He told me all about his amicable divorce and how he and his ex lived in the same apartment building so they could coparent more easily. Details, photos, the works. His wife contacted me on Microsoft Messenger. It was an elaborate fiction. She thought they were happily married.
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Ask me how old I was the first time a grown ass man was inappropriate with me.
I fucking dare you.
"Paranoia," my ass.
@StabbyandSpicy
If theyโre at an age when clapping games are still fun, they should learn how to PLAY first, and be corrupted with traumatized cynical adult female paranoia laterโ
Otherwise, they might use their dolls to re-enact the Barbie Movie.
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I'm still voting for Joe Biden because I'm not fucking stupid. Also, I actually care about people who aren't me.
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If ANYONE ever deserved it, this man does.
Chef Jose Andres, founder of the the NGO
@WCKitchen
, has been nominated for the 2024 Nobel Peace Prize by Nancy Pelosi, Rosa DeLauro and Jim McGovern "for his selfless personal commitment to feeding the hungry and launching World Central Kitchen."
God bless
@chefjoseandres
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This thread makes me so fucking angry. Goddamnit, little girls SHOULD be taught that they don't have to be polite to creepy assholes. And while we're at it, let's teach little boys not to be creepy assholes. FFS.
Just saw a video of two little girls playing a clapping game and singing the following lyrics:
Don't be polite to men that creep you out (x2)
Don't be polite to them, it's not your job to comfort men
Don't be polite to men that creep you out
And I have some BIG problems with it
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Ran into a neighbor mom & her 3 kids at the park yesterday. As we left, she informed me that this would be the last time we saw each other bc after the eclipse it would all be over. I laughed. She was serious.
As Aaron said later, "Why don't people understand KNOWLEDGE?"
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Jimmy Kimmel called Tucker Carlson a โvile, inflatable Macyโs parade balloon of dogshitโ and I think I may be in love.
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@pacino_girl
Barbie is monogamous with Ken since always and has had every job up to and including POTUS. This sounds like a you problem.
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This morning my kids carefully packed their backpacks. Then we ALL forgot about them on the way to school.
They are almost 7 years old, it's going to be over 90ยฐF, and I am taking them so they have water and lunch.
And anyone who thinks that is coddling them can fuck off .
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@yolandebouka
In 2nd grade my teacher saw me reading Heidi at recess and took it away, saying there was no way I could read at that level. My mom came storming in, opened the dictionary randomly and told me โread!โ After I did, she told the teacher โnever take a book from my child again.โ
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Can I just ask a question? What is with all these Christmas movies where they don't decorate the tree until Christmas Eve? Who the fuck even waits that long?
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I'll just bet she does
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Dear Tweeps, it finally happened. I finally got to channel my inner
@SamuelLJackson
. Asswipe behind me in the store line said โmasks donโt work, why are you wearing oneโ and I responded โI donโt remember asking you a goddamn thing.โ
he still said it way better, of course.
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When my QAnon auntie and uncle go for their third helping of dressing, I'm gonna tell 'em it's MVP Kamala Harris's recipe...THAT'S WHY IT'S SO AWESOME!
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I will never understand people who shrug off someone's grief at the death of a pet. My child is heartbroken. Let him cry about it. He doesn't have to fake being cheerful to make you more comfortable.
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Got it. Got more emotional than I thought I would.
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@StatenIrished
Had these two goofs at 45. Theyโre four now and Iโm 49. Glad I did it AND glad I waited! Go for it!
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Jimmy Carter is a freaking Star Wars-style hero.
@HamillHimself
you see this???
You know you're a humble public servant when you've lowered yourself into a nuclear reactor to prevent a disaster near the capital city of Canada & we're just now hearing about it.
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@asymmetricinfo
Let me guess: youโre a white woman married to a white man and you live in a blue state.
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OK I just spat wine all over myself
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If you don't understand why asking who a white woman voted for is a fair question, you're part of the problem. The end.
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Late night wine thoughts: has anyone made a horror movie about a homeowners' association? If not, why not?
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I changed the refrigerator water filter last night all by myself. Please clap.
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When you say you want Kamala Harris, Michelle Obama, or Stacey Abrams on SCOTUS, all youโre telling me is that those are the only three Black women youโve heard of. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ Itโs true.
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@DekeMelon
@bookishseawitch
Thatโs โA Good Man is Hard to Findโ by Flannery OโConnor and it will haunt me until I die.
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Wil Wheaton is 100% right and anyone laughing at him over this is an asshole.
I'd much rather share an elevator with Wil Wheaton, than with Larry David.
Especially if it got stuck.
That's all I should have to say about that. ๐๐พ
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Hey men? Just for the record? If your response to a woman being HIT WITH A BRICK bc she didn't want to give a man her number is "welp, too bad so sad" or similar? You are a garbage person and deserve to die alone and in agony.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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@Phil_Lewis_
How wrong is it that my first thought is โWTF did she do to that elephant?โ
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Me watching a whole bunch of men take a thread about how little girls have to deal with men being creepy and make it all about themselves.
@StabbyandSpicy
@BillieSunday24
Stabby? Maybe stop antagonizing someone who was just trying to be part of a conversation on social media. Or by all means limit your tweets to "those who can reply."
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4.0 THIS SEMESTER. I will be graduating with a 3.9
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The. Shade.
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Oh, for fuck's sake...Santa is MAGIC, people. He can be any color, he can be any gender, he can be disabled. Fuck off with your narrow minded bullshit.
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@Job47257824
I didn't even mention the fucking psycho airline pilot who was supposedly monogamous with me and was dating four other women, three of them married. We all got together for lunch one day.
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From now on, my answer is "yep. He's old. So fucking what?"
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@Toure
Um, no. It means if you donโt text me and I canโt get ahold of you, Iโm going out looking for the accident.
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All right, goddamn it, this is the same thing that he did to Hillary Clinton in the debates that I complained about and people told me I was overreacting. Fuck everyone who said that.
Washington Post reported that when court paused for a lunch break, Trump hovered right over James who was still seated. Standing a foot away from her, he leaned over and glared right into her face. What a fucking BULLY.
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Terrible pic of me. Bad hair day.
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A Black woman came to my Stepford burb late last Sat night and rang my doorbell bc her daughter's phone signal was somewhere near my house. Know what I didn't do? Shoot her. Know what I did? Offered to help her find her 15-year-old. It's NOT HARD PEOPLE.
A judge orders a white man to stand trial and face charges for shooting Ralph Yarl, a Black teenager who rang his doorbell after coming to the wrong address.
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If you are childfree by choice, thank you. Thank you for not having children you don't want. Thank you for knowing yourselves and not giving in to the systemic and nearly unbearable pressure to procreate.
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We only had one Jeffrey Dahmer last night, a teenager who when I asked if thatโs who he was, rolled his eyes and said โmy parents think itโs funny but Iโm telling everyone Iโm a computer nerd. Serial killers arenโt funny.โ I appreciated him.
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Parents: if someone tries to discipline your child in your house for something you allow, how do you react? Serious question. A family member is angry w/me for gently correcting them when they did this. They say I'm "undermining" their authority...I say they're undermining mine.
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@Brandi_NE
@Snapandbud
SIX FETUSES? Who the HELL was that doctor??? Mine told me NEVER to go with anyone who would implant more than two bc of danger to mother and embryos!
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Also, can we get a quick standing ovation for
@SpeakerPelosi
, who, after literally having her life threatened for hours, led the march right back into Congress and finished the goddamn job at hand?
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If you are glorifying the horrific suicide of a mentally ill person, you are a shit human being.
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34 FELONY counts. Falsifying business records and conspiracy. Fuck yes I'm celebrating this shitbird finally getting caught. Keep your goalpost moving and emotional gatekeeping off my page. Pic unapologetically burgled from
@NYPoliticalMom
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I was explaining Juneteenth to my little guys and Lolรญn screwed up his face and said "WAIT. HOLD ON. People just like...OWNED OTHER PEOPLE? Like they were TOYS or something? WHAT THE HELL MOM?"
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@fastr7
@jcsturgeon
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Iโm a survivor, and what triggered me was Chris Rock humiliating Jada Pinkett Smith in front of an international audience.
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The way I just screamed
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@PeteButtigieg
TWINS ARE THE BEST! Love from mine to yours and CONGRATULATIONS! Say farewell to sleep until theyโre four or so, but WORTH IT.
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@Jessicam6946
No, youโre getting unfollowed, blocked, and ratioed into the sun because youโre ignoring actual industry professionals who know what theyโre talking about. I couldnโt possibly care less about Alec Baldwin, I donโt know him. I do know my trade.
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@AshleyGWinter
Here are my twins, fully vaccinated on schedule and clearly terribly damaged. In fairness, Aaron did just lick the puppy...
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The problem with Thin Mints is I can't stop eating them. On the other hand, if I eat them all, then I won't keep eating them because there won't be any more.
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This is absolutely fucking brilliant. Whoever came up with this deserves a huge raise.
You mayโve heard Iโve got a big speech coming up.
So, I thought I would hear from some folks who have done the job before โ sort of.
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@neiltyson
@elonmusk
Hitler made the trains run on time. Mussolini built roads and bridges. Pablo Escobar provided amenities to the poor. Do you even hear yourself?
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A friend was set to direct Roosters, which has an all-Latino/Chicano cast, here in Phoenix. The audition notice requested Latinos/Chicanos. Upon discovering that an actor who was cast had misrepresented her ethnicity (she is white), he correctly replaced her with a Latina. 1/
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Wow, I never believe in these things but this one absolutely 100% works!
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Bernie, can you stop running your fucking mouth for five goddamn minutes?
Oh fuck. Bernie is on CNN calling this Biden's Vietnam.
That ratfucking son of a bitch.
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I like it when people can admit they fucked up. I consider it a very positive trait.
I appreciate that we have a
@POTUS
that can admit he misspoke and wants to do better. President Biden sets the record straight.
โI shouldn't have used 'illegal.' It's undocumented."
โThey (immigrants) built this country.โ
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@JustJoshinNH
She proceeded to ASK MY ADVICE once she realized I had no idea he was still married. I told her to get out the serrated knife and I'd help.
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The girl and her parents should be ashamed of their entitled, assholish behavior. And Scottsdale Desert Stages Theatre should immediately apologize to director Chris R. Chavez, who has more integrity in his little finger than they do in their entire bodies.
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Some of us aren't disgusted at all... we knew Jill looked like a happy lady.
Joe Biden Says โGood Sexโ Is The Key To His Marriage, Leaves Internet Disgusted
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I have never been prouder of my vote for Katie Hobbs than I am at this moment. "GIVE IT A FUCKING REST, JORDAN."
Josh '๐ฟ๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ต๐ป๐ฒ' Gray ๐ต
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Here is the video of
@ConradsonJordan
harrassing Katie Hobbs at the gym, so you dont have to give him any additional clicks:
"Give it a f*cking rest Jordan. I'm at the gym"
Legendary.
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Cried for Isabelle all over again this morning. Goldie went looking everywhere for her friend and now she won't stop hugging my hand and sighing.
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@QueenMab87
Right? I mean...my guy is even left of me (real left, not brogressive) and I think he's pretty damn masculine...he's not scared of rainbows though, so who knows...
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A hearty FUCK YOU to antivaxxers, antimaskers, conspiracy theorists, & anyone who thinks their selfish narcissism is more important than other people. May Santa leave fresh, steaming reindeer poop in your stockings, because you, yes, YOU are the reason we canโt have nice things.
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Iโve been accepted into the University of New Orleansโ online Masters in Romance Languages (Spanish emphasis) programโฆwith funding. ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ
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Very few hetero men actually LIKE women. Really remarkably few.
Whatโs your stance on MEN that would get you in this position?
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JFC THERE IS A DINOSAUR HAWK IN THE BACK YARD WTF
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Why TF do I keep reading wives posting about how their husbands wonโt get vaccinated? JFC, the second my husband was eligible he got his. Tell him to get the jab or move the fuck out! Why would you live with someone who didnโt care about YOUR health???
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Do not tell my child not to be "so sensitive" and do not call him a "tattletale." I taught him he doesn't have to hide his emotions and that if someone is doing something wrong and won't stop to TELL A GROWNUP. Shove your outdated macho bullshit up your ruddy bum.
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My mother just had a screaming, slamming tantrum at me. Why? Because I asked her not to yell at the boys when they didn't know they weren't supposed to be doing what they were doing.
She can fuck all the way off. She is NOT going to fuck up my kids' heads.
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@AdamKinzinger
Kindness and consideration donโt sit well with the middle? Is that really the point you want to make?
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This is actually a really important thing to know
Do people realize that Netanyahu desperately wants Joe Biden to lose the election?
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@EricRSammons
I only made enough milk to feed one of my twins. Which should I have let die?
Also, take your glasses off. God made your eyes.
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The parents of the white girl threatened to sue the theater. The theater said the director was practicing discrimination and CANCELED THE PRODUCTION.
Let me be clear: replacing a white actor with the ethnicity CALLED FOR IN THE PLAY AND AUDITION NOTICE is NOT discrimination 2/
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White actors, white theater administrators...WE MUST DO BETTER. WE MUST BE BETTER. This is UNACCEPTABLE. /end
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Do Maggie Haberman and her friends not understand that she put book sales above national security? or do they just not care?
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I overslept this morning. Kids woke me at 7:30 and I panicked bc I was worried we'd be late, but they were dressed, socks/shoes on, had made breakfast, and had started to pack their lunches. They told me they wanted to let me get some sleep.
I must be doing SOMETHING right.
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