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I am part of all that I have met. I talk about depression and anxiety, a lot. #BlackLivesMatter . #StopAsianHate . she/her. 🇨🇦
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Omg this cat has a fur bikini on 😂😂
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Be creative. What do girls want?
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Americans be like:
A: Hey! Where y'all from?
Me: Calgary
A:??
Me: Alberta
A:??
Me: Canada. I'm from Canada.
A: Oooooh.
Me: How about you guys?
A: Utah. That's in the States.
Me: We know. Because, we studied geography in school and shit....
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So if you're wondering if racism still exists in Canada, some random off the street yelled "hey, thanks for chicken fried rice!" at me today.
I was born in Canada. So, yup. 🙃
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Tell me. Do you put butter on your banana bread slices?
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@ShavedGuevara
SANDWICHES ARE YES PLS.
AND PLANTS THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO PLANT EVERY YEAR? HELL YEAH.
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So wtf, I was generously social distancing in the Costco returns line and the grandma behind me asked me to move up. I explained why I didn’t, and she just pushed her cart into my side to walk passed me. So I pushed her cart away and she just fucking hit me with the thing 😡😡😡
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I like my women like I like my coffee....
Strong and valued in the workplace.
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Someone handed out saltine crackers to my friend's kids 😂😂😂😂
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It blows my mind that any company could claim $15 wage is competitive.
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Dudes, check on your cool weather friends. We are not ok. 🥵
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The best memory of my dad is when he videotaped the wrong Asian girl at my high school graduation. There were only 3 of us.
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Did you know that bleeding heart flowers make this adorable little ballerina when opened upside down?
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So white people, explain casseroles. You’re saying I can basically put ANYTHING in a casserole dish, bake and I’ve made a casserole?
Ice cream casserole? Mcdonalds burger casserole? Noodle casserole?
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Self isolating due to possible contact just means that I get consume cannabis and do nothing all day right?
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Omg. My mom bought a whole pack of these and she doesn’t know what BBC stands for.
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Can we also normalize sharing tips and hacks to save money and living below our means?
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For what it's worth: at least I've never experienced violent racism towards me. But, it's not like that's a very high bar to aspire to.
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Do you ever go out to sit down restaurants by yourself? If not, why not?
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This is Lexi. Everybody say, “Hi, Lexi!”
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Can tater tots be my entire dinner?
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This is your friendly reminder that if you’re playing in the dating game, please don’t ghost people. It’s mean. It’s as simple as a, “hey you’re great but I don’t see this working out.”
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I just heard someone use the term "escape goat" to defer blame.
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I broke into your house and stole whatever is on top of your dresser. What am I walking away with?
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The person in this picture is my sister. Like. Literally. This is her. My sister is now a meme.
Way to carry on our family legacy.
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@ea_blair
@April11414705
@CNN
If your orders are to maim people, maybe your concept of blindly following orders needs to be reevaluated.
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Guys I’ve lost 5.7 pounds!!!!
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Unpopular opinion in the service industry. I think that if a customer starts to raise their voice and get increasingly rude towards employees, then the "customer is always right" deal is null and void.
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Definitely typed Jesus Christ superstore instead of superstar. Come and get your mass produced Jesus Christs here.
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{{THREAD}} I started a personal mental health journey on July 14th. And today, I've reached a major major milestone. Without delving too much into the details, I walked out of my therapist's office feeling like a completely different person today than I was a year ago.
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Accidentally sent the partner off with a single chopstick with his lunch. HAHAHAHAHA. Enjoy your lunch motherfucker 🥰
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Who else holds their breath when someone breaches your 2 meter zone when out walking or grocery shopping 😂
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I need this tattooed on my arm.
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@YYCTKW
@KelsyNorman
@CBCMeg
@seanchucalgary
You’ve already expressed your side without saying any words.
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My lovely mother is so worried about me not having enough protein in my diet. I told her I'm eating eggs for dinner. I don't have the heart to tell her I'm eating those candy gummy eggs for dinner.
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Hey, remember when there were no spare couches at the house party and I thought the kitchen counter corner was the next best thing?
Yup that's me. 🙃🙃
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I grew up poor. As a treat we would go get a burger. Here’s a McDonald’s hack.
Order extra veggies, the lettuce and tomatoes are usually free. When you get home, pick off the lettuce tomato and pickles, cut them up. Voila, you got a free side salad with your burger.
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I was so flustered that I went to go pay and I asked the cashier if I could get a receipt 😂😂😂😂
For anyone that’s not a Costco member, they always give you a receipt, they check them at the door.
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I officially only work one job now, instead of four!! I feel a thousand pounds lighter and less stressed. 😊
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Hitting up all the Denny’s in town for free birthday food 🥰🥰
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It’s Cornelius’ birthday today! He’ll be getting treats and extra lovings 🥰 He is ONE years old today!
Please join me in giving him his birthday BOOPS :)
#CatsOfTwitter
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Hey, nobody asked, but I'm getting better at throwing food in the air and catching it with my mouth.
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I love it when she folds up her arms. So cute.
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If it says 2 cloves of garlic, they mean 5.
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I’ve been having a rough time lately so I stopped into Starbucks today for a pick me up.
My fav barista wrote my name in as *lovely*, and gifted me a lemon zest sprinkle cookie as a treat along with my macchiato.
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Sometimes having depression means going through waves of highs and lows. I’m in a low right now. :(
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Watching Clueless for the first time. What have I been missing all these years.
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Haaaaaaaay.
Hot bitch time 🥰✌️
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Black yogurt is the worst name ever for a band.
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Three donuts for dinner was probably not my smartest idea. But to be fair, it’s not the worst idea I’ve had either.
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I cooked! Homemade vegan dumplings and chow mein.
#yyc
#calgary
#vegan
#vegetarian
#food
#dinner
#dumplings
#gyoza
#steamed
#tofu
#veggies
#eatyourveggies
#chinese
#chinesefood
#wrap
#wraps
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I had ice cream sandwiches all day. Literally. Four of them. That’s all I’ve had.
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I did a pull up yesterday. Like a single one. and I’m dying today. My arms are literally dead.
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Booking a vaccine through the government website actually went pretty well. 6000 in line ahead of me and I only waited for ten minutes.
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Is it tacky for me to still be rocking the cat ears? I think they're cute. 😳
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@timethief
Good point . Cultural diversity is so important to teach us different viewpoints, learning what is common across humanity etc.
Definitely. 99% of my experiences have always been positive. :)
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Excuse me, you want how much for shipping?! 😱
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On days you don't know what to choose, choose your mental health. ♥️
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The cruise virgin “unfriended” me on Facebook and unfollowed me on IG for anyone that followed me along on that journey. 👋
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My mom drew squiggly lines across a picture of the sky as a Northern Lights joke and I'm so stupidly proud of her for being able to edit a picture.
#techsavvymom
#IGotItFromMyMama
#northernlights
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OH HI ITS MA BIRFDAY
Strawberry shortcake ice cream cake from DQ. I’m a lucky girl! 🥰
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Second, I wrote the longest paper I’ve ever written in my academic career, and I was quite anxious about it. But look at the feedback that my professor sent me after grading it! I literally welled with happy tears! 2/2
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I can’t stop laughing at this dinosaur 😂😂😂😂💀
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EXCUSE ME, I have officially transformed into a literal trash panda.
WITH A TAIL. AND POCKETS. OMFG.
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I hope people will still conaider wearing masks during cold and flu season. Or anytime they're sick during the year. It's such a simple effective way to alleviate some stress on our health care system and keep vulnerable peoples from getting sick.
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Hey. I have good news. :) please allow me to share!
Some of you know that I’m a piano teacher. Well, ALL of my students from last year renewed their contracts with me and will continue to learn from me in this new school year which makes me look really good at my studio. 1/2
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Today I literally meant duck and autocorrect changed it to fuck.
It's usually the other way around.
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt-quacks.
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Someone gave me a hand written love letter today with bullet points on why I’m fabulous.
BULLET POINTS.
I’m accepting no less from now on.
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GUYS. THERE ARE DOGGOS EVERYWHERE. VIVO, 10-4, today only.
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How much faith do you have in the human race?
I look both ways at a roundabout.
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Did you guys know that apparently you’re supposed to put up AND take down your outdoor Christmas lights every year?
Fuck that noise… when I buy a house, my lights are staying up all year…
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I'M OFF THIS MUTHER FUCKING BOAT. BYE SUCKAAAAAS.
(I'm the sucker)
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If I broke into your house and stole what was on your dining table right now, what would be my haul?
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My mother buys extra fish or extra seafood when she cooks to make sure that my cat always gets some. That cat eats better than I do!
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