JJ in NH
@JustJoshinNH
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MVP Dem. Reluctant optimist. Pibble papa. McRib stan. I wear cardigans and write fiction. Take my advice: I'm not using it. ♎️✡️☕️ 🚬
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Joined November 2019
If you think they'll stop with abortion you haven't been paying attention.
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You’re cooking us on a Dallas tarmac in August and the pilot is audibly uncomfortable telling what’s keeping us on the ground after multiple delays. What the fuck are you doing.
@JustJoshinNH Oh dear! Please meet us over in DMs with your confirmation code, so we can take a good look at what's going on here.
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@JustJoshinNH Thanks for sharing your flight information. We've taken a look and see that the DFW team is finishing up with loading the cargo. They'll have you on your way soon. The crew will do their best to make up time on your way, and estimated to arrive currently at about 6:52p. Our.
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Fuck you @AmericanAir. Fuck your three delays, fuck your lack of explanations, fuck you for finally getting us onboard only to trap us on the tarmac. Fuck you for stealing our time and not saying why.
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There are a handful of people whose existence made my life objectively worse. James Dobson is one of them. I hope the grief of anyone foolish enough to care about him is unrelenting and agonizing. It’s a taste of what he did to countless others.
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This wretched bottom feeder is responsible for matchless misery, warped minds, abusive childhoods, misled parents, and decades of soul-wrenching pain. May his memory be spat on in perpetuity.
Today, we share the news of the passing of our beloved founder, Dr. James C. Dobson. He went home to be with the Lord peacefully, following a brief illness. Dr. Dobson’s unwavering faith and tireless devotion to the family shaped generations.
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The daydrinking tech bros beside me at the airport restaurant bar are extolling the Yankees and referring to the Washington football franchise by its old name.
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Already imagining how good my next cigarette’s gonna be six or seven hours from now.
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I get to the airport way early so that when American changes my terminal twice I don’t psyche myself out.
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I’m not saying it was worth the entire trip but this brisket was memorable
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Headed home tomorrow. I wonder if my house needs a break too—rare for it to be unoccupied. A little timeout where it can breathe and tell old stories to itself.
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All right. Let’s get our conference on. May the collaborative synergy flow.
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Me whenever I travel:.This is not my beautiful house . Call me provincial, or maybe I’m just a homebody.
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Arrival in Dallas. As a man once said, we’re heading into nut country.
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What’s gonna really suck is when Pratt and Aaron Rodgers go on a foot eating retreat with RFK Jr and their collective douchery goes supernova.
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I hope all the armchair quarterbacks griping about male cheerleaders have a shitty fantasy football season.
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This prick is quickly approaching “you know what doesn’t melt steel beams” territory.
Chris Pratt says “I really got along" with RFK Jr. "I think he’s great. He’s funny, he’s wonderful. I love him. When you jump on the bandwagon with the most divisive president ever, it makes sense that you’re going to be made to look terrible.”.
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I’m missing a week of low seventies and crisp mornings for the triple digit Texas hellscape. I crave cardi season.
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My longstanding distaste for this unctuous fuckweasel remains vindicated.
🚨NEW: Hollywood Star Chris Pratt *ROASTS* Trump haters🤣 . "I'd hate to be so mired in hatred for the president that any success from his administration is something I'd have an allergic reaction to — to be like, 'Oh, well, if they do it, I don't want it to happen. I'll put
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Seriously if this kind of thing is on your mind go read another shitty vampire book and get your fix.
I know this is an extremely unsexy story compared to blood libel, but we as a species should have progressed further than believing Jews are drinking the blood of Christian children simply because it feels good to say that.
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