Pineapples_Express
@PineapplesX2004
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I’m gay. Sue me. Centrist Libertarian, apparently.. Democracy is hella Bitchin' A Mari Usque Ad Mare. 🍁 God Save the King.
Galileo Regio, Ganymede.
Joined November 2022
Been about a year since I started turning my apartment into a 1970s time capsule
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"Soviet style blocks next to a Gucci store." This is a condemnation of China, and he's too stupid to realize it.
Hasan talks China and what he’s loves about it so far “It’s sick..abundance style consumption paired up with a centrally controlled economy..u have 1950s Soviet era building blocks next to the Gucci store..if ever a country that repped things I enjoyed” https://t.co/sJ6v3APQwO
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You absolutely must become post-laptop. Everything of value can be accomplished on your phone
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Honestly if this is some kind of viral marketing for a new Black Mirror episode, I wouldn't even be mad 🤷♂️
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Mind-blowing discovery 🤯
Olympics set to ban ALL transgender athletes from female events after 'finding scientific evidence of advantages to being born male'. Read more: https://t.co/hk1MKrxXX8
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Fuedalism It’s called feudalism, but worse because the bank doesn’t have an obligation to protect you from Vikings
BREAKING: Trump announces 50 year mortgages are coming soon.
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‘Currently libbing the fuck out!’ Posts the two people who directly lead to the shitshow of a presidency we have now
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yeah we could tell
Stephen King has revealed that during the writing of IT (between 1981 and 1985), he was in a phase deeply addicted to cocaine and alcohol. He also said that he barely remembers writing Cujo during this period because of how bad his addiction was. It’s as if the books had
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"Fae is essentially a slur for the hidden folk. It's like naming your kid the n word" incredible stuff happening in my DMs
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It’s the same story every time “You must reject greatness, extort the productive, and demolish your civilization so that yet more subsidized corn syrup can be funneled into my maw”
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timothee chalamet stuns in what appears to be a late 2000s linkin park music video
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Why do you have so much fucking milk lmao
Before -> After. Reminder to grab some red tape and cover your fridge light.
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America’s fun because they have a boiling hot prehistoric jungle there and they just send all the old people to live in it
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Ok, no I'm sorry- But if a fucking computer can talk you into shooting yourself, *maybe* that's just what nature intended ?
In one case, ChatGPT told Zane Shamblin as he sat in the parking lot with a gun that killing himself was not a sign of weakness but of strength. "you didn't vanish. you *arrived*...rest easy, king." Hard to describe in words the tragedy after tragedy.
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Was the new Jurassic World written by AI ? Cause like- there is no coherent plot, motive, character development, or story of any kind..
Gonna hit Hollywood like a brick wall when they too realize that nobody wants to watch fake AI movies
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Wypipo killed bison 150 years ago so now we can loot da local walmar
Colonizers did this until there were only 27 bison left. TWENTY-SEVEN. All bison today are descendants of those 27. I do not want to hear anything more about looting, you cannot compare a walmart to an entire species. Pure evil.
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You’d think 22 people being blown up at your concert would open your eyes slightly. There is genuinely no helping some people in this world and I wish them the worst.
🚨ARIANA GRANDE POSTS PRO-ISLAMIC MESSAGE ON SOCIAL MEDIA You would think after a Muslim suicide bomber ended the lives of fans at her concert she would be a bit more aware. There is just no helping some people.
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I love how the answer to 'Why do the Twilight books exist ?' Has a frankly unbelievable trail of correlation, passing through 50 Shades of Grey and Gerard Way witnessing 9/11, all the way back to Saddam Hussein invading Kuwait and kicking off the Gulf War 🤣
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What he said is heartbreaking but the patronising response is simply infuriating.
'What we fought for was our freedom, even now [the country] is worse than it was when I fought for it,' says 100-year-old World War II Veteran Alec Penstone.
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No one will ever be able to figure out this mystery of why insurance companies loved the idea of the ACA
“If Obamacare was such bad legislation, why did all the insurance companies end up supporting it?” Yes, why indeed.
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