“Why is this random painting I saw on the internet not as good as the greatest paintings of all time?” Idk probably because it was made by some lady like a year ago, and not by an Italian aristocrat whose works and God-given talents have been the marvel of humanity for 600 years.

Yeah man, those classical paintings were made by transcendent geniuses whose works were selected by society for their uniqueness over the course of hundreds of years. The artist you’re comparing them to has 3.1k Instagram followers. Obviously there’s gonna be a skill difference.

Having a job tends to involve a lot of that, yes

One of the only coastal stereotypes about the Midwest that is completely, 100% true is that the people here dress how the people in CA/NY dressed 5-10 years ago. It’s uncanny. It’s like everyone in Ohio shops out of the same catalogue that exclusively sells stuff made in 2018.

Fucking ridiculous how often I have to wash my underwear. Who is wearing all of my underwear? It can’t be me. There’s no way I’ve wearing that much underwear.

Hey do you like this outfit better Without, or With {cuts open a live chicken and covers myself in the blood} chicken entrails?.

Buying out someone’s entire wedding registry so that no one else gets them anything but I set the delivery address for every item to my house and I keep all of it.

I love living in a world where I can eat marijuana candy.

RT @metalgearobama: Do you guys want the white birthrate up or not.

This post and its replies are a great starting point for anyone who is looking to see how the game works.

It seems to be exclusively discussed by guys whose fear of minorities, hatred of women, and lust for children have created a kaleidoscope of evil within them that is perfectly funneled into this belief, and who have posted incontrovertible evidence of this in the last 24 hours.

Been playing a game lately where if I see a post about fertility rates, I’ll try to classify everyone in the replies as either a Rapist, Racist, or Pedophile. It’s genuinely astounding how well this works, nobody who isn’t at least one of three has ever interacted with the topic.

I’m sure people who use social media other than Twitter have already seen these a bunch of times but I literally cannot stop laughing at them

RT @misandrism: Smoking loud? Or loudly smoking.

Wow, imagine how good Grok would be if they hired guys who didn’t have to sleep at the office just to get their work done.

It may have taken millions of deaths, brought financial devastation to our country, and made us the most evil world power since Nazi Germany, but now we can all sleep easy knowing the women’s swimming record books at the University of Pennsylvania are back to their rightful state.

Indianapolis is not only one of the worst places in the entire world, I’d go as far as to wager it’s probably one of the worst specific locations to be located in, in the entire universe.

Buying a movie theater popcorn machine for my 300 sq ft studio apartment.