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Father, in the kingdom of heaven (that is, communism) is there room for the jokers, the goofsters, the little scamps, the imps, the jokesters, the sons-of-a-gun?
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I found 100 people ages 1 thru 100 and trapped them in cubes.
I found 100 people ages 1 thru 100 and trapped them in cubes. Then they competed in mental/physical challenges for $500,000 to see which age is the best :D
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It’s REALLY funny seeing people in this vid try to be above it all when they have floor tickets to a jonas brothers concert
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The city of Rafah is 33 square kilometers. Barely half the size of some American airports, let alone cities. 1,200,000 people sought refuge and a promise of respite here, and are being bombed.
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Dallas looks so depressing bro I get why JFK shot himself
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As much as it seems alien to us today, there are actually varieties of suffering not caused by the computer
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⬇️ Just found out that the self is a mosaic tiled by all we’ve ever loved
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It’s so cool that there’s a kind of bear who are uncles
Pull up a chair, it's time for some skewers! These locals just can't resist the signature Sichuan dish.
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What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one
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It’s funny that there’s a “willing to cheat” cup
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He should not call the raccoon that even if he is gay
James Gunn confirms that Chris Pratt says the word "f---" in
#GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol3
— the first time a character has said it in a Marvel movie.
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pretty sure there’s another director he’s more like
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They have made false flag attacks for monkeys
This is the job I’m supposed to have. Killing a fake snake in front of monkeys and then becoming their hero.
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What really kills me about these things is the censorship literally isn’t real. It’s made up. It’s mass hysteria. You think tiktok couldnt just filter the word “unalived” at this point if they were trying to be censorial???
i get why it happens on tiktok (censorship) but if you’re a grown adult saying “d-worded” “unalived” “seggs” “gRaped” in any other non-tiktok context you need to be put in the stocks in the town square and pelted with tomatoes
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>Ailing King in need of potions to save his life
>Wicked prince suspected of killing wife
>Simple prince in exile across the sea
>Realm administered by an evil gnome
Britain is just dnd
Rishi Sunak: There are forces trying to tear us apart
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you mean KILLED? Is the word you’re looking for KILLED? You know you can just say KILLED right
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It’s so epic how anarchists think rural America is minecraft
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[something bad happens]
Twitter academics: “this is bad. Also I’m an academic by the way”
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“This character randomly has cancer” “this character randomly died” I have terrible news about the capriciousness of death
The Sopranos has too many “oh this character randomly has cancer”, “this character randomly died”, “here’s this character that should’ve been talked about more before randomly appearing and having significance in the later seasons” for me to put it above The Wire
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You can tell an anarchist made this meme because it is a little bit repulsive to look at
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Giving your nephew a mocktail in their school lunch is such a funny concept
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this guy was crazy. he signed up for MP duty to get extra training and avoid being part of D-Day. He was so bad at being a hangman that the executed would often suffer for minutes rather than having a speedy death. very powerful vibes
Joseph Malta, an American hangman who executed 60 Nazi government and military leaders after the Nuremberg Trials, dies in Massachusetts. He was 80.
“It was a pleasure doing it,” he said in a 1996 interview.
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American singer named Heaven Alaska
It’s official 🙌
Eden Golan will be representing us at this year’s
@Eurovision
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Good luck Eden ❤️🇮🇱
#Eurovision2024
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seeing someone capitalizing "TO ME" like this is like seeing a dog flinch when the door slams. who hurt you...
I think tornadoes got me into cosmic horror…
It’s difficult for me to explain but there’s something rly unnatural about the way they look TO ME. I recognize they are simply a vortex of wind, cloud, and debris, but the scale and strange shapes feel really otherworldly 1/5
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Mfw I am familiar with the Catholic Church, its history, and its positions
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He’s kind of better at this than you would think
German priest raps from the altar as restrictions on Latin Mass continue.
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we're making dwemer ruins real
The largest hotel in the world, with a staggering 10,000 rooms is currently under construction in Saudi Arabia
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Yup
oh you like seals? did you like sharks in 2022 and capybaras in 2021 too?
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You guys are not very bright
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“Cause and effect are western” sorry brother but all mankind is but one large family and in a stranger i see my own face
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When people in India or the UK say this kind of thing it’s so insane. You LITERALLY have hereditary caste systems!!
A rich person's understanding of poverty in India still baffles my mind
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British people are still doing 2016 style Epic Tall Burgers. They’re about 6 months out from discovering A Milkshake With A Piece of Cake On It
🍔 THE BALMORAL BURGER: Buttermilk fried chicken, haggis, crispy bacon, onion chutney & peppercorn sauce
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As a kid reading about how Tolkien could look at a word and know roughly when it entered English and from what language seemed crazy. But as an adult that’s literally just a completely normal part of speaking a fusional language like English
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It’s so funny that England has a monarchy with inheritable parliament seats, a state religion, pseudoautonomous satrapies, no constitution, and no regular elections but we’re supposed to pretend it’s a democracy because they let you be a small business owner if you want
Oh, so we are in a dictatorship, got it.
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It’s so fucking crazy that Panera bread has(had?) a normal tasting lemonade that would genuinely send you to the hospital if you drank more than a cup of it
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In summer 2019 I was living in Brooklyn in a house with, among others, an IDF soldier who talked about “being in army” and “my time in army” and I kept losing my shit because this was all I could think
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This guy is implying that Costco is a white only space which is maybe the biggest indicator possible that he hasn’t stepped foot in a Costco
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Taylor swift fans encountering a real gay person for the first time is not going well
if i were this person, i would worry less about the sex life of taylor swift fans, and more about why i look 55 years old at only 36. but maybe that’s just me
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The movie literally ends by turning to the audience and saying “This man has caused an inevitable nuclear holocaust”
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Fraud-Rautha is possibly the most overhyped fighter of all time. Arrakis is a desert and he still found a way to be washed
Feyd-Rautha won the Mickey Mouse gladiator bubble title
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When you see Oppenheimer please know that this guy, Edward Teller, tried to get the US to nuke an Alaska Native city to build a deep sea harbor and contaminated the area with radioactive material when he didn’t get his way. This doesn’t really have bearing on the movie but still
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Hilarious that the liberal/bourgeois cultural victory is so complete that Americans’ base assumption about feudal lords is that they had to work their way up from the peasantry
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Sending a tweet that directly leads to you making out with Kristen Stewart in a movie. The lesbian masses have boundless creative power
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Literally all dunks 🙄 that’s what’s wrong with this league today. Call me when he hits a mid range jumper
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A crazy thing I’ve learned in England is that British people actually do think they fought in world war 2
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He looks like an affluent Dutch merchant demonstrating his wealth in a northern renaissance painting
i love this picture it really encapsulates how i feel most of the time
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Extremely Soviet sounding name. I would love to award Mechanicsburg an Order of the Red Banner for exceeding tractor production quotas
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This kind of person is one of the few archetypes in britain/Ireland which don’t translate easily to the US. They are terrifying
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This is such a good bit I’m howling
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The Three True Outcomes is probably the most Maoist sounding thing in baseball
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Someone saying “oh my gods” or similar is a 100% indicator of being annoying
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[Kamala voice] Through the darkness of future past, the magician [weird laugh] LONGS… to see! One Chants OUT between two worlds… fire walk with me! [Weird laugh again]
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Pay what you want system that always tells you the minimum is one cent more than what you’ve entered is a really really good bit
when you wanna go see some dinosaur bones without supporting the natural history museum financially
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“Its ableist to dodge the draft” is a concept that is going to be ringing around my head for days
i hate bitches who post something thats so loud but so fucking wrong. saying this is classist and ableist and ill die on that hill as someone whos dad was drafted (adopted 🥳) and wanted to dodge but wasnt rich enough to pay a doctor off or run to canada
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The whole “breeding special cows to immanentize the eschaton” thing is actually crazy
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I fucking JUST realized this is in the spanish sense and not like, saying stalin was Black
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The last thing an indo-European horseman sees before being taken by the bog
Estonian MP from the EKRE party Rein Epler called for a boycott of the presidential elections in Russia
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Imagine being the Hamas guy in North Dakota
i followed this psycho right-wing dude we met in palm springs one time to keep tabs on the culture and this is what he’s posting tonight
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Extremely understandable miscommunication. Does not justify screenshot dunk. 5 antibrotherly demerits
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I’ve never seen anything so obviously staged lmfao
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Vaccine ?
IN MEMORIAM: Diana Spencer, the Princess of Wales, would have been 62 today.
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Like all shadow ban panics it’s just people convincing themselves that they aren’t famous due to evil outside actors
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Your mutual who lives in New York daily schedule:
11 AM: Wake up
11.30-3.30: Tweet Opinions About Sex
4-6: hang out with other NY mutuals (all live in same house? Big bed charlie bucket style?)
6.15-5 AM: Work at Wokeness Institute (underpaid)
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The first peasant to smoke a nobleman with a gun and feel the engine of history in a burst of black powder
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Guy on my plane started watching Dune 90 seconds before landing. Beast mode
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How do we know theirs wasn’t first
A Chinese military training site in China's Inner Mongolia region is an exact replica of the road network near Taiwan's Presidential Palace.
Make no mistake: China fully plans to invade Taiwan in a geopolitical play that will unbalance the region.
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You’re saying i have the power to hurt the British economy by over a million pounds?
Jesus christ, this knocked the breath right out of me, and this is from *the Samaritans*??
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The “democratization” of art has been a complete disaster
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You wake up in the swamps of England. It is 1650. You are Oliver Cromwell. You have seen the heights of Papish idolatry and the future must not come to pass
Las Vegas Sphere displayed this for Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe ❤️
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Landlubber tweets
I can’t believe I’m saying this in fucking 2023 but piracy bad and the us navy stopping piracy is good
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it is really funny to be like "I love when colonizers are killed" but be afraid to say killed
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You will
Wish I could’ve seen this in person
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andrew hussie is a precinct captain for the sanders campaign
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some people are reacting as though i am somehow defending the nazis by sharing this goofy story which is really a new frontier in illiteracy
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It’s Bastille Day tomorrow, so let’s remember what Mark Twain had to say about the “reign of terror”
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Kamala is texting Scheming Viziers chat tn for sure
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@Sam_Pflugrath
@poppy_haze
>he doesn't know that in fleeing from other people he remains defined by them in negation, just as inverting a photo of someone does not change its nature as a portrait
The one who merely flees is not yet free. In fleeing he is still conditioned by that from which he flees.
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Dating in 1066 b like
Hūsbōnda: There are 10 unalike words for cow and none of them mean the stuff we eat. Norman world.
Wīf: It is æl mæst like those are our milk cows??? But go thu off I suppose
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